Sex Trivia Part Two - Ellie, Kat and Irene

Holy hell, VXNhood—Part 2 of our sex trivia had Ellie, Kat, and me laughing while spilling the tea.  We kicked off roasting SextPanther for gatekeeping (even with big followings and OnlyFans pages they turned us down!) Then we got on p*ssy maintenance: self-cleaning queens who still need extra love, traveling with TP and Honeypot wipes, DIY Scope sprays for minty freshness, and almond oil as the ultimate body glide. Stories flew about toilet paper mid-munch mishaps, pierced nipples tasting like onions(YUCK), Dr. Bronner’s peppermint p*ssy tingles, and we all admitted girls can be gross until properly bathed. Squirting debates? Mostly prostate fluid (with a pee twist), gape tricks in the tub, sea salt ocean cleanses, and the eternal “is it pee?” controversy that men still lose their minds over.

The laughs continued as we owned our masturbation origin stories—Kat humping during kindergarten storytime, me discovering the magic at 11, and all the creative DIYs with back massagers, lipstick vibes, and seam-rubbing in jeans during work calls.  We celebrated how regular sex burns calories, crushes headaches and period cramps, and keeps your immune system happy, while admitting that most women need serious clit action (78-80% of women don’t cum from penetration alone—science doesn’t lie). Toys got their moment: tragic Rose deaths (one literally eaten by the dog), The Satisfyer suction sessions, and twice-a-day self-love minimums. Post-sex sadness after hot new dick? Real. Asexual queens living their best non-horny lives? Respect, but we’ll keep riding the sex wave.

Nothing beats a good sense of humor in bed—laughter during sex dumps extra endorphins, even when you’re dealing with the messy reality of anal “surprises,” explosive pre-fireworks shits, it's just the cost of doing business.   We roasted socks during sex straight to prison, shared hockey-boy body worship, throat talent flexes, and Kat’s wild Russian love story that almost had her on a plane. Boob job dreams, wrong Tom Ford perfume drama, and Ellie’s gorgeous new website www.ellierae.com (go sign up for panty drops and shop her closet, fellas) rounded it out. We crushed another 15 facts and still have two episodes left.   and we’re horny middle-child attention whores who want your wild trivia, Would You Rathers, and stories at info@thevxnchronicles.com. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:01

Welcome to the Vixen Chronicles erotic explorations and unapologetic talk. Tonight we're doing part two of our sex trivia with Ellie Kat and myself. I think we only made it through about 15 to 20 of them at our last episode. So uh we're gonna look for a lot of fun, a lot of great stories, and as usual, it should be sexy and flirty and all of those things. This is your content warning. This show is about sex, every kind and flavor of sex. And if you think any topic is not your thing, please don't listen to it. Also, if you're under 18, you better stop listening right now, or I'm calling your mom. My lawyer makes me say that. This is a reminder to submit your feedback, story ideas, questions, more sex trivia to our email at info at thevixonchronicles.com and it's VXN. And please follow and listen to us on iHeart, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts. And if you follow us, you'll get notified when we publish new episodes. Hello, Vixenhood. Welcome back and thank you for listening. This is part two with my with my partners in crime to go through sex trivia facts and have us discuss them. We only made it through about 15 to 20 of them last time.

SPEAKER_00 1:35

And how many are there? A hundred.

SPEAKER_03 1:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:41

I'm good with it. I'm good with it.

SPEAKER_03 1:43

And I was just telling them, Kat and Ellie, that I laughed through the entire effing episode. And I'm like, I just hate my laugh. So I have to sit and edit it and listen to my damn laugh. So I'm gonna I'm gonna be serious this time. Not at all. Okay, where are we at here? So welcome to the second episode, like I said, of our 100 trivia facts. And I'm so excited, but I have one thing I want to talk about. Uh last episode, Ellie, you suggested Sext Panther. I did. And I went out there, put my ID on it, and like, here I'm ready to go. I'm gonna start sexting people. And you have to have a following somewhere.

SPEAKER_00 2:27

I mean, I have a fall. What's big? Honestly, yeah, they denied me the first time, and I had 65k on Instagram. What? And at the time, that's all you had to have. You had to have a Twitter, Instagram, or an OnlyFans. Well really, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:45

Okay, so Misha, the dream teacher that we just had on a couple weeks ago, she has a very large following too. Monster Panther? No, no. So she applied because of you talking about it. They turned her down too. And she said this is the second time they've turned her down.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

Yeah, I don't know. I'm because it took me out there looking for it to get approved.

SPEAKER_03 3:09

They're looking for followers on your social page.

SPEAKER_00 3:12

I think there's something else. Like there has to be like it has to be your stats at the top of your OF page. That has to play with that.

SPEAKER_03 3:22

And maybe, maybe that's why. I don't know because I'm like, what the hell? How am I supposed to build a following if I if they're gonna turn me down?

SPEAKER_01 3:30

Well, I thought they said something about like you didn't have enough like sex followers or sex something history, like enough. Okay, it is what it is.

SPEAKER_00 3:38

It is, yeah. Your platform doesn't even it's not like the numbers at the top, which can people say that if you calculate the numbers at the top of your page, you can kind of somewhat guess what people are making each month.

SPEAKER_03 3:50

Okay, well, here's my issue. If they would let me on that platform, I would have a lot of followers, but and then I said that and I said and think about like can I count all the men that I've sent sex to and videos to and pictures to for the last I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 4:05

So do you don't have an OnlyFans page?

SPEAKER_03 4:07

No, okay, no, I don't.

SPEAKER_01 4:10

Okay, be right back. Let me go post my pussy before I apply.

SPEAKER_00 4:13

For real. Like, damn it.

SPEAKER_03 4:16

So I'm mad, and I can't believe they turned down Misha. I mean, she has a pretty big following. Yeah, that's crazy. And like, in Did she use my referral? She did. She asked me for it. Yeah, it's so crazy.

SPEAKER_00 4:27

I wonder if I could email them and be like, what? Yeah, okay. Does she does she have an OF page?

SPEAKER_03 4:32

She does. She has all of them. That's why I don't understand. It's like, why would you say that?

SPEAKER_00 4:38

I just would I I would just encourage her to keep trying.

SPEAKER_03 4:41

Okay. I would truly. It says you have to wait six months. Do you try again? Yeah. You're shitting me. I'm like, I'm there's not on money. I'm sexting people. Wait, cat, you have an OnlyFans page?

SPEAKER_01 4:57

Yeah, I started one, but I haven't like really posted on it or like promoted it or anything. I had some guy friends that were like, oh, here, I'll I'll promote it for you and all this stuff. And then I just like never did anything with it. Okay, well that's fair. That's fair, you know?

unknown 5:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:13

We gotta make money somehow. Yeah. And you would think with the stats of this damn podcast that I'd figure out how to make money on it, and I haven't figured that out yet either. So if anybody started donations page.

SPEAKER_00 5:24

Do you have a YouTube?

SPEAKER_03 5:25

I do, but I haven't because it's been audio only, I haven't posted anything there, but I have to start posting there, even if it is audio only. Like we could just picture up.

SPEAKER_00 5:35

We have to get the video thing kicking. Girl, I'm on it. Look at this room.

SPEAKER_03 5:39

I know. I know. I'm on it.

SPEAKER_00 5:41

It's beautiful in here.

SPEAKER_03 5:42

I'm on it. Okay. Which speaking of which, if you all were tuned in for that and excited to see all the Shibari and the rope work, we had a three-hour show and I did not get audio or video recorded for that. So I was pretty pissed off at the beginning of this week. And Gail was just lovely as ever and said, Well, we'll just come back and redo it. I'm like, okay, thank you. Okay, you guys ready for your first trivia fact? Let's hear it. We all know this one though. Vaginas are self-cleaning and douching actually disrupts the natural balance.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

I did know that.

SPEAKER_03 6:25

Yeah, we all know that, right?

SPEAKER_01 6:26

Yeah, yeah.

unknown 6:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:28

But I still think some of them need some extra cleaning down there.

SPEAKER_00 6:32

They need like yeah, I don't know. Vaginas are just gross.

SPEAKER_01 6:37

Yeah. I I literally this weekend we went and stayed at a friend's house and I showed up with my own toilet paper because I don't like other people's. It's like, especially if it's that double, like no, the single fuzzy, you need little fuzzies in your not even single, but it's like the extra fuzzy. It's like you wipe, and maybe I'm just too wet, but it gets like the fuzzies in there. Like there's literally one, it's like this lavender scented toilet paper. I travel with it everywhere I go because it doesn't leave that nastiness down there.

SPEAKER_03 7:06

You know, okay. I travel with wipes, you know, like cottonel or whatever, but there are these ones that are called honeypot wipes. Yeah, I've seen those. And I have little packets of those and I just keep those in my purse or I like the dude wipes, man.

SPEAKER_00 7:19

You do? I have those because they're minty.

SPEAKER_03 7:22

Oh, no way.

SPEAKER_00 7:22

They have like a eucalyptus, you can smell it and like it leaves you cool. Okay, hold on. Yeah, doesn't it burn?

SPEAKER_01 7:28

I we have this too.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

No, I don't think it burns. It it's like not icy hot times 10. You know what I mean? You want to put bengay down there.

SPEAKER_03 7:38

Wait a minute. Let me go back to this real quick because one of my tricks of the trade is you take a little tiny spray of oh my god, help me. What's peppermint oil? Scope. Scope. Yes. Scope. Water it down a little bit, put it in a little spray thing, and then you spray your wipes with it. And then you're always your no.

SPEAKER_02 8:00

What's supposed to scope? It's mouthwash. Oh, oh, oh.

SPEAKER_03 8:03

You just water it down and spray it in the little wipes, and then you're always minty fresh.

SPEAKER_00 8:07

Okay. Listen, down there? Yeah. Yeah. My mom used to spray that on my hair because it's like a lice repellent. Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

Well, I guess I'm good for crabs too, even though I don't have any hair down there.

SPEAKER_01 8:19

Oh my God. So you know the soap Dr. Bronner's. Oh, I love it. But dude, that shit is stout. That that peppermint kind, I didn't know, but I was showering at a girlfriend's house, and that's what she had. Oh my god, my vagina was tingling. Oh my god, honey.

SPEAKER_00 8:36

Listen, so here's what's nuts, and I think this every single fucking shower I take. We as females are not supposed to put any soap below our legs. Oh, for a fact. For a fact. Yep. It disrupts our pH. Your butt you can.

SPEAKER_03 8:51

Just put it in your hand.

SPEAKER_00 8:51

Your butt you can, but then it trickles down to your taint. Like it's getting around all the things. Especially if you're I I just agree with you. I have this in-shower body wash body lotion that's been discontinued. I'm not even off the record, I'll tell you, but I need to know. No, it smells like my mom, and like I bought three bottles of it at $80 a piece. Because when she passes away, that's the only thing I'm gonna have that really reminds me of her scent. Yeah. So I'm like, I have to buy this. So right now I have two bottles that I can be willy-nilly with, but I'm really trying to be cautious. But I will literally put it between my lips. It's not good. I should not do it. But the way that it leaves me like so smell like silky. I can't really explain. I need to know the brand. It's Olay in shower body wash Olay. Uh shea butter. Okay. But you can only I think I know what you're talking about. You can it was a thing of like late 2000s. Yeah, I'm trying to remember it.

SPEAKER_01 9:55

Their new ones are great too.

SPEAKER_00 9:57

I they don't do the in-shower lotion anymore.

SPEAKER_01 10:01

They have this like age kind, like an anti-aging, like retinol, something like that.

SPEAKER_00 10:10

I probably could, but the likelihood of it messing up my skin. Cat, guess what I did? What'd you do? I messed up the pig. The pigs, but the pigs are messed up. Your toes? Yes. What'd you do in your toes? I kicked my door and I'm not okay. I let little toenails just it like split my quick, like right in between, you know what I mean? Right in between the nails. Yeah, my toenails just screwed up. It looks like it's gone. It literally looks like my foot has a no to it.

SPEAKER_03 10:39

A gap in the teeth.

SPEAKER_00 10:40

Well, you know what? Right in the middle.

SPEAKER_01 10:42

Some people will definitely pay extra for that. So it could be a blessing.

SPEAKER_03 10:45

And her feet are pretty anyways. So yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:48

Yeah. I'm like, you know what, Kristen? I'm like, I'm about to go in there and tell them when they do my toenails that they have to do them short because it makes my toenails look short. It makes my toes look shorter and it's cuter. It's much more feminine. So I'm like, no more long toenail bullshit. I totally agree with that.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

Yeah. Plus, you don't want to get caught on things, you know. Tear the bed sheets.

SPEAKER_03 11:10

Oh, geez. Scratch, scratch your man while you're getting your cold feet on him.

SPEAKER_04 11:15

Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 11:17

Let's talk about it. Okay, back to the vagina cleaning. Yes. I just use I use axe and I've never had any complaints. So you use axe. But I like that.

SPEAKER_03 11:26

First of all, girl, you know I hate axe, so I'm not eating your pussy anytime soon. So you I'm gonna convert you all to what I use, which is almond oil.

SPEAKER_00 11:39

Almond oil.

SPEAKER_03 11:40

Yeah, I put it all over my body and all the bits and parts, and it doesn't, it's natural. Smell good. It's yes, but it's very light. I mean there's it's not a heavy.

SPEAKER_01 11:49

Show it to me before it leaves.

SPEAKER_03 11:50

I will. I'll give you a bottle. I plenty.

SPEAKER_01 11:52

I I like um anytime I've talked with like partners about like having a threesome or hooking up with a girl or something, I'm like, I I couldn't do it unless I like gave her a bath and washed her down beforehand. That's good because girls are just so gross.

SPEAKER_00 12:08

I know it's so funny. Listen, one time, and this is so funny, and she's so open and honest about it, and it's so pure that like we she would be here right next to us to laughing and talking about this right now. I'm at a collab in Kentucky with this girl, Maddie, and Veronica. I gotta go down on her, and I'm like down there doing all the things, okay? And I get a piece of toilet paper in my mouth. Oh my god, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 12:35

This is Kat's worst nightmares. I swear to God, listen.

SPEAKER_00 12:38

I'm trying to wait, repeat.

SPEAKER_01 12:40

Okay. There was a piece of toilet paper going hanging out.

SPEAKER_00 12:44

Oh, it's in my mouth now, okay? Wow. A hundred percent cat. Okay. And the fucking video is rolling, and we were already like taking forever to get going. Yeah. So I was like, bitchery, no way, I'm stopping. So I tried to get the toilet paper on the outside of my face and wipe it on her leg. And it was so much that you can we ended up selling the video, and they loved the video because they couldn't really tell what was going on. They thought I was trying to move a hair out of my mouth. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 13:14

Wait, she has hair?

SPEAKER_00 13:16

No, like one of my own hairs. I've had that happen to you. So I'm like, okay, that really wasn't that bad. But like, I'm like, girl, she's like, oh my god, I don't know how. And I'm like, well, I can't, I honestly, tulip paper and Airbnb, like, I'm sure whatever, you know, like yeah, the extra fuzzy shit that sticks to us because we're a little too wet. I'm sure that was like one of those things. Because honestly, out of all of my friends, if I had to choose, she's always gonna be the first one I'm picking. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 13:43

So I'm like, she's not not cleanly, but I'm like wait, like when you guys are eating each other's pussy, like I mean, do you do something like make it minty so it's better? No. You don't?

SPEAKER_00 13:56

I mean, some of the girls will like rinse off. Well, fuck you. Have you had some bad ones? Um, I'm gonna be honest with you. Anything that like you can say it's if your clit is pierced, I think it makes you taste different. Because the metal. Because the metal, because it's stuff that's lodged in there.

SPEAKER_03 14:15

I never even thought about that.

SPEAKER_00 14:16

But I feel that we've got my nipples.

SPEAKER_03 14:19

No, your nipples are pretty. Stop that.

SPEAKER_00 14:22

When I have like talked to grown men that are like, I'm like, hey, we've eaten the same pussy. Do you do you think it tastes like do you think it tastes like an onion? Do you think the metal makes it taste onion-y? Wow. A lot of people were like, I'm not crazy. House keys. Okay, well, so some people, house keys taste like onions. I don't know. Like it's just a metal in your mouth. It's like there's yeah, so I kindly don't like it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

Okay, so that just means that they need to change the earring because I have that issue with my boobs. So, and because my man would go down, like, suck on my tits, and then I'd make out with them after. I'm like, dude, what is that? Like, what, like, what he's like, what? And I was like, Do my tits taste like onions? Or did you lick my armpit or something? Like, do I peel? Like, what is that? Because I taste it. And he's like, No, they don't. I'm like, you're insane. You're just saying that to be nice. Like, I need you to be honest with me right now. Like, I think my tits taste like onions. Like, I because I'm tasting it on you. Either that or you need to go brush your teeth.

SPEAKER_00 15:25

Like, something like see, like, I can put my whole nipple in my mouth, and my piercings never taste that way.

SPEAKER_01 15:31

It's it's if you I just have like I've been frequently changing them, like, because it they just you can't leave the same earring in there forever.

SPEAKER_03 15:38

Peroxide on them or anything, like just to clear them out. That's just a yeast infection.

SPEAKER_00 15:43

I literally shower twice a day. I've never put fucking peroxide on myself.

SPEAKER_03 15:46

Well, you don't have to because you don't have the problem, but some people, it sounds like I mean, cat, like maybe just throw a little diluted peroxide around them if you think that they're getting stinky. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 15:56

Oh, yeah, they'll stink. Yeah, mine do. Mine stink. Oh my god. If I wear a bra that like smashes my nipple, yeah, to where my like nipple ring is kind of embedded into my skin, yeah, and then I'm like playing with it. Oh girl, I smell like a dead rodent on the road outside. Thank God I'm not the only one. Thank god.

SPEAKER_03 16:17

Okay, I did not even know this was a thing.

SPEAKER_00 16:19

Have you ever had your nose pierced? Yes, it's the same thing. I've only got pierced.

SPEAKER_03 16:24

That's it.

SPEAKER_00 16:24

Cat, you have your nose pierced though. Yeah, and so when you smell it to turn it, girl. That was my deciding factor. I'm like, oh, and if I could pay to have my nose hole sewn shut, I would. Like the piercing hole. Because you're not on top of it.

SPEAKER_01 16:43

Okay, yeah. It's just like, okay, so I have got three holes in my ear and then like cartilage and stuff. But when we were little, my dad like he took us to get our ears pierced, and he was like so obsessed with like cleaning them and making sure they didn't get infected and stuff. As he should. But like after, if you take your like earring out, you know, you just have the hole, he would like kind of like it was like a zit kind of thing, try to like pop it. Yes, to get the white here too. Well, you have to think about that. I know that stuff is on all piercings.

SPEAKER_00 17:09

Yes, I get it. Yeah, so like you take you to like reverse heal. Oh so when they when you're on it, they tell you not to get any elective surgeries or piercings because you can literally fucking bleed out. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah, so the lady that did my piercings will not do my piercings, but cat, catch this. Erin has surgery on it. Oh she's had boob jobs on it. And she didn't have any issues? She don't, she just doesn't tell them.

unknown 17:38

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 17:39

Yeah, I oh my god. I know. So I'm like, girl, you're playing with fire. I can't could never be me. I'm like, hey, this, this, this, this, and this. What if something went wrong? Oh, dude, with that. You know, like your moon, your boob falls apart or something. It's on you at that point.

SPEAKER_03 17:54

Holy shit. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 17:56

Yeah, I want to get my boobs done again so bad.

SPEAKER_03 17:59

Baby, your boobs are beautiful.

SPEAKER_00 18:00

Well, yes, but I want bigger all the things more. Yes. Might as well. It's a write-off. That's absolutely I'm with you on that.

SPEAKER_03 18:09

No, for real. Motherfucking.

SPEAKER_01 18:11

It's either that or a jet ski, and I'd rather have boobs.

SPEAKER_03 18:13

Boobs. Yeah, boobs for sure. Boobs.

SPEAKER_01 18:15

Yeah, you can find a man with a jet ski.

SPEAKER_03 18:17

Period.

SPEAKER_01 18:18

In boats. Yeah. Because she has a throat.

SPEAKER_00 18:21

Hey, I do have a throat. I got a throat. I got a couple throats behind me, too. There's a couple girlfriends back there. I know. Listen, um, Taylor and I posted that real. I was like, you know, this go, this warm weather's kind of getting me feeling funny. Like, I'm like, I gotta, you know, you got a boat. I got a throat, but so does she. And she's like, yeah, like two throats is better than one, baby. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 18:43

That is so good. I got a guy with a boat for you guys. Oh shoot. Is it a big one? Uh big enough. Big enough. For the three of you.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

Yeah. I just went on the boat the other day that I've been telling you to go on. I know. Oh, yeah. I was jelly. You called me and told me. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't think about it. Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 19:02

There'll be plenty more days. No, you need to feel bad about it because neither one of us were. I was here recording a show that didn't record.

SPEAKER_04 19:09

Oh fuck it.

SPEAKER_03 19:14

I'm just like all over the place. You guys ready for squirting talk? A squirting fact.

SPEAKER_01 19:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:19

Because Kat, we just had this discussion on the last show about squirting. Yeah. So female ejaculate squirting is mostly prostate-like fluid, not urine, even though it does contain traces. So there we go. We answered that fucking question finally.

SPEAKER_00 19:38

That's an extreme controversial statement across the board with sex workers. So it's like, is it pee or is it not? Is it pee or is it not? I'm like, girl. I mean, is it? So here's my thing. When you're actually like fucking someone, I think you can squirt. However, I worked with a girl that could literally, she's like, yeah, I can squirt onto man. And that shit was pee. Of course. 100% it was pee. Yeah. Ho ass was like sitting on the floor letting this girl pee on me. Made tons of money, but that's that's essentially what was happening. Gross. I know. It's just gross. But I was just thinking about it. But the men love it. They do. They do.

SPEAKER_03 20:12

And it's so it's and you know, you know, I think we've talked about this. You know what they do in porn, right? Like they will put a little balloon type thing up in their filled with water.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

Because I can't squirt. Girl, how do you do that? Like gape. Do you know how to gape? No. No, what a bad.

SPEAKER_03 20:28

It's like you need to give us classes.

SPEAKER_00 20:30

Okay, so it's hard. It's hard, and it would be really hard for me to show you. So my mom taught me this when I was really young, which is not good. It'll give you a yeast infection right now. Okay. But she taught me how to do sh with in the bathtub. Okay. So essentially, like you're sitting a certain way. It's almost like you're doing a crunch, and your vagina like will almost vacuum, and then you kind of somewhat have to open it sometimes. It won't just open on a tongue. Okay. You open it and the water goes in essentially, but it's a reverse kegel. Holy shit. So and then it sucks water in, and then you can push it out. So my last day of my cycle, I do that and it pulls all like the uterine wall out. That's so gross. But no, DIY, that's all the things, because it it's like there's no nothing lingering.

SPEAKER_03 21:15

You know, if you use sea salt, it'll make all that good too. Sea salt? In your bath.

SPEAKER_00 21:20

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 21:21

Definitely. Yeah. That's what I have a friend who is from Asia.

SPEAKER_00 21:25

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 21:25

And they lived on the ocean. And she said whenever they got their periods, they would all go into the ocean the first day. And then their periods would only last like a day or two because of the salt water. So it's like a natural cleanse.

SPEAKER_01 21:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:39

Yeah, that is really cool.

SPEAKER_01 21:40

Stuff some salt up there.

SPEAKER_00 21:41

Oh my god. Be careful. Burn, burn. Cats in the hospital for the next few days. Right.

SPEAKER_03 21:48

So how are you when you're squirting, you actually are putting something up in there, like the So like Russ can do it.

SPEAKER_00 21:54

Yeah. And with his fingers, like super aggressively. Yeah. But I could never make myself squirt super.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

I can't either.

SPEAKER_00 22:01

So what I do is gape and I pour spring water in myself. And then I try my hardest to like not be super aggressive. Because if you're super aggressive, that shit's coming up regardless. And then I'll be like, oh my god, for like 45 seconds, and no matter what I'm doing, I'm like clipping that clip together. Of course. And it's just me I love it. Pushing that out, but that's me ratting on myself. I can squirt, but my solo squirts are not actually me. No. Should I take it out? No, you're good. Okay, well, just checking. Yeah, because I'm very honest. I tell people all the time, like, I can't squirt. And if you don't want to see a dude in the video, then you're not gonna want it. Yeah. I don't think I can not squirt. See, I have a girlfriend that like she literally can't help it. And like, yes, I know a guy that a a mutual friend of ours that like has consistently fucked her and he like gets irritated with her because he's like, okay, like is it my turn?

SPEAKER_03 22:55

Yeah, because it gets so wet they have no friction.

SPEAKER_00 22:58

Right.

SPEAKER_03 22:58

Yeah, but orgasms can temporary temporarily temporarily relieve headaches and period cramps thanks to endorphins. I did know the period cramps. I did not know that.

SPEAKER_00 23:12

You didn't know the period cramps. They say it's really good to have sex while you're on your period because it relieves menstrual pain. Did you know that?

SPEAKER_01 23:20

I thought it was because why? Because your uterus is contracting and stuff during the orgasm.

SPEAKER_03 23:25

Yeah. Yeah, okay, that makes sense. And the headaches. So these bitches are saying I have a headache tonight.

unknown 23:31

Too bad.

SPEAKER_00 23:34

Too bad. I my official first OG Rose died a few days ago.

SPEAKER_03 23:39

Oh, did we give it a burial?

SPEAKER_00 23:42

Proper one? No, I just tossed it in the trash can. It's done with that damn thing. You should have sold it. Listen, Aid, listen how iconic this moment is, okay? Okay. I'm in bed already up, like, had all my moisturizer, all the things, hair spraided, I'm ready to roll. Thought, okay, hit the vape, hit the pin, go to bed. Yeah. But I'm gonna use the rose first. The power goes out. I'm like, okay, this is a nightmare. So I call Chris and I'm like, antsy, because one, I don't have nothing. None of the phones are charging. There's no fan going, TV's not on, nothing. And it's hot. I'm like, oh shit. Go to use the rose. Tell me all three of them didn't die off. I've had that happen. That's just a sign. I had to go downstairs and get the satisfier.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

I love the satisfier.

SPEAKER_00 24:28

Okay. I've got to look the satisfier up.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

I'm gonna put it on the phone. Oh my god, I thought I I'll send it to you.

SPEAKER_00 24:33

Yeah. I think you did. If you don't like the rose, you're not gonna like it either because it does the same thing. I mean, it needs to suck, right?

SPEAKER_03 24:39

Like it needs to suck harder.

SPEAKER_00 24:41

Okay. Well, I'll tell you what, I just bought a new rose and I had to leave it on for like five minutes upstairs on my bed.

SPEAKER_03 24:49

Oh, because I couldn't. Because it was too much, it was way too much. Maybe maybe they fixed that then, kind of thing. Like it was too strong. It was way too strong. I couldn't. And here's the thing. I am super sensitive. My entire skin, everything is like ultra, ultra sensitive. So I was like, okay, this thing maybe it wasn't charged all the way.

SPEAKER_00 25:10

They come really charged. Do they? Yeah, you should not have to charge it when you get it.

SPEAKER_03 25:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:15

But I say that and I use the blue or the I've used the black one that I just got like maybe five times and it's dead already. Oh. So I had to charge it last night.

SPEAKER_03 25:24

Okay. I was like, keep those things charged, girl. Oh, I know. No, do you when you're playing by yourself? Do you video that too? Everything's content?

SPEAKER_00 25:32

Typically, no.

SPEAKER_03 25:33

I just wasn't sure.

SPEAKER_00 25:34

Because I'd be playing too much.

SPEAKER_03 25:36

A girl.

SPEAKER_00 25:37

I'd have like four or five videos a day. I yelled it. Oh my god, I'm so proud of you.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

I mean, I need to start videoing it.

SPEAKER_03 25:45

You know what? I make myself come twice a day at a minimum. Really? Yes. Absolutely. Okay. And I can tell you a secret, Cat. Like if we're if you're on calls, stuff or work, like we are.

SPEAKER_01 25:56

I've done it on calls.

SPEAKER_03 25:57

Yeah, I have too. Wear a pair of jeans and the seam, because I don't wear panties or a thong or anything, and the seam of jeans just hits perfectly on my clit, and I can rub it and make myself come.

SPEAKER_01 26:09

Oh without a toy.

SPEAKER_03 26:10

Without a toy completely.

SPEAKER_01 26:12

Yeah. There's certain like cuts of pants that'll do that with me too. Like, especially if you're crossing your leg and I'm like sitting there, I'm like, oh, okay. That like gets me going. I'm like, all right, I gotta take a five-minute break and grab my toy. I had so my boss is telling me his wife and him were like the their dog had puppies, so they're like caring for the puppies, and one of them had diarrhea all over, and they thought there was blood in it. Because they're like, What is all this red stuff? Like, oh my god, what's we gotta find it? They're like going around looking, and they're like, What is that? Like, no, that's not blood, but like what? And then he's like, I don't know, it looks like a weird material. Like, I have no idea what that is. And then all of a sudden they go and they're like they saw this other red spot on the carpet, and they like a little red thing, and it they look closer. It wasn't blood, it was the rose. The dog ate the rose, and the little spot that they found that he shit out the power button.

unknown 27:06

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 27:07

So that's how they pieced together what it was. She was like, Oh no, oh no.

SPEAKER_03 27:12

Oh my god. Well, and you know the dog's doing that because it's her scent, you know.

SPEAKER_00 27:19

Oh wow, I didn't think about that. Like panties, oh my dog is ridiculous. Is she? Yes, some female dogs are that way.

SPEAKER_03 27:28

Well, and here's the funny thing: every night, I'll I'll send a recording tonight. She humps the blanket every single night until she comes. And I'm like, Are you done? And and I will say that a former boyfriend said she gets that shit from you.

SPEAKER_01 27:43

Yeah, my dog's the same way. My dog will hump anything. Blanket, is it a girl dog? Any fabric. No, it's a man.

SPEAKER_00 27:51

My little girl does not, and maybe that's why she's such a stuck up little bitch.

SPEAKER_03 27:55

Yeah, and she fixed it. Yeah. Jolene is fixed too. I don't want to use her real name because she'll sue me. Jolene is fixed too, but my god, she's a horny bitch. Literally.

SPEAKER_00 28:08

Yeah, sometimes they are.

SPEAKER_03 28:10

Oh, it's amazing. I don't even understand. It's like, and you know what it is? It's like different women too.

SPEAKER_00 28:14

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:15

I've had a ton of female dogs and they've never done that. She literally, she goes to town, and I'm gonna post it on Facebook and be like, taught my dog a new trick. Yeah, you should. I will. My brothers will be so pissed.

SPEAKER_00 28:32

You're like embarrassing or quit it.

SPEAKER_03 28:35

They would be they'd be like, is that necessary? Regular sex boosts your immune system by up to 30%. I've heard that. I'm really and your mood. Regular? Yeah. Regular sex. Interesting.

SPEAKER_01 28:50

But what do you mean regular? You mean like having it regularly?

SPEAKER_03 28:53

Yeah, I would think like once or twice a week, right? Wouldn't that be regular? I would think.

SPEAKER_00 28:58

Regular for me is like every other day.

SPEAKER_03 29:00

Which I love.

SPEAKER_00 29:02

Look, I've been on a streak like the last five days.

SPEAKER_03 29:05

Yeah, but you're always down. You're always on a streak. He's always wanting to do something.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

Yeah, but normally turn it down. But why? I'm just not in the mood, but I'm about to start my period, so I'm really in the mood. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 29:18

I get really I get really horny too.

SPEAKER_03 29:22

Here's the other thing. This is why, Ellie, you cannot gain any weight. Sex burns three to five calories per minute.

SPEAKER_00 29:30

I wish I were having this sex then. Damn.

SPEAKER_03 29:36

Well, I know you're having some sex. It's just he comes into town later.

SPEAKER_00 29:41

Like once a week.

SPEAKER_03 29:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:43

Once a week, that's it. I mean, maybe to maybe twice in a weekend.

SPEAKER_03 29:48

Girl.

SPEAKER_00 29:49

I know.

SPEAKER_03 29:51

I'm gonna have to talk about it.

SPEAKER_00 29:52

Dude, I don't tell any rose is my little listen, it keeps me at bay and it makes me annoyed though, real quick. Because like, if you're it does exactly what I want it to do when I need it to do it, yeah, and then it goes away.

SPEAKER_03 30:07

Yeah, it's efficient. Exactly. No extra energy for you, second cock, having sex, nothing. I'm with you. Okay, this one is hysterical. Wearing socks during sex can increase chances of orgasm orgasm. I'm like, What?

SPEAKER_01 30:24

Why are people against the socks during sex?

SPEAKER_03 30:26

I am. I'm like, why? Why would you have socks on when you're completely naked? That that looks ridiculous. I am too. No.

SPEAKER_01 30:34

Sometimes if they come off, they come off. But like if you sleep with your socks on, no.

SPEAKER_00 30:40

I can't. I get too hot. Yeah. To jail. Straight to jail.

SPEAKER_03 30:44

I agree with you. Straight to jail.

SPEAKER_00 30:46

Calling police.

SPEAKER_03 30:47

You know what? Not even jail. They're going right to fucking prison. There's a difference. Jail and prison. I did that for you, Ellen. Because you do know the difference. I know. It's about out here. And I know the difference too. I think I've told you this. Like, my dad was in and out of prison. I mean, people will be like, oh, you're going to go to jail. I'm like, who cares?

SPEAKER_00 31:09

Right.

SPEAKER_03 31:09

I don't want to go to prison.

SPEAKER_00 31:11

Jesus. You know, that's funny. Like, that's what I always told my dad. My dad would, my dad would was just so worried about that whole situation. And he would call me and he'd be like, Are you going to be all right? I'm like, Dad. I'm literally going to tell you exactly what you've told me your dad told you when he was going to Vietnam. Like, they can't eat me. I'm only going to be in there for so long.

SPEAKER_03 31:34

They did, because you're a Pelo princess.

SPEAKER_04 31:39

All right. That's it. You better quit your shit. You better quit your shit.

SPEAKER_00 31:46

I mean, I was still not over the last episode where we talked about I love how like open I am about it with you guys because like there's not a lot of like places or atmosphere that I feel is comfortable to be like.

SPEAKER_03 31:59

Yeah, we're your safe place. For sure. Women, well, first of all, I read this the statistic one time that men think about sex every like minute and a half, every 90 seconds, they have a sexual thought that goes through their brain.

SPEAKER_00 32:15

So really?

SPEAKER_03 32:16

Yeah. And I do believe that. I feel like women aren't far away, are they? Exactly. So here's this fact. So, but I think the number's way too low, though. It says women think about sex 10 times a day on average. I think about sex a lot more than that. I can tell you that. And it says men around 19 times a day. And I'm like, they clearly did not interview my brothers. Because growing up with that, you have all those brothers, and you're the only girl, all you hear is sex talk. Oh, that's it. So I don't know. I think that number's way low. Yeah. Maybe it's an average though. I mean, are you no? I'm dead in the middle. Too old or dead in the middle, same. Yeah. I mean, we didn't we decide that we're all middle kids.

SPEAKER_00 32:57

Are are you? Yes. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_03 33:00

Yeah, we're all middle kids. That's why we're all just horny. Horny middle children. We are, and you know, we just want attention. That's all. Okay. People with higher education and age tend to have more reliable orgasms. I don't believe that. People want either. People with higher education and age tend to have more reliable. Okay, reliable sounds like, oh, I'm gonna have sex, missionary position. I'm gonna fake my orgasm, we're done.

SPEAKER_00 33:33

Right.

SPEAKER_03 33:33

That sounds like a PhD.

SPEAKER_00 33:35

Oh, yeah. Here's my PhD. To prove it. Is this turning you on? I don't believe that. Do you guys believe that?

SPEAKER_01 33:42

I don't. I don't believe that. I don't believe that either. I don't have a college degree and I have great sex.

SPEAKER_03 33:47

Same. Same. Yeah. None of us have college degrees, and I'm okay with it. 78 to 80% of women don't orgasm from penetration alone. They need clitoral or clitoral stimulation.

SPEAKER_00 33:59

Yes, I didn't.

SPEAKER_03 34:00

I I believe that number.

SPEAKER_00 34:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:02

I don't think it's any of the three of us, though.

SPEAKER_00 34:04

Oh, it's me. It is you? 100%. I need I need stimulation. I have to. You do? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:09

Yes. Okay, I can come from a nice hard hot cock in me.

SPEAKER_00 34:13

Really? Oh, without within minutes. See, that's crazy. I envy women that can. Because it's like technology has really fucked us up. But I also think to myself, if I were to have been born in the early 1900s, would I have been sexually satisfied by anyone?

SPEAKER_02 34:30

No.

SPEAKER_00 34:31

Probably not. Especially if eating pussy wasn't really a big thing right then. Right. Because I could probably be with a man for the rest of my life and he'd just eat my pussy. That's it. Yeah. No, no penetration.

SPEAKER_03 34:42

Wait, you don't okay, wait a minute. We need to back up on that for a second. Even if I'm having my pussy eaten, I want fingers in me.

SPEAKER_00 34:52

I mean, I do too, but I don't need it.

SPEAKER_03 34:54

You don't need it? Oh, I do. To me, it feels to me, it feels like it's not finished without penetration. So it's just different women, different, yeah, different things. 100%. What about you? What about you, Kat?

SPEAKER_01 35:10

What?

SPEAKER_03 35:10

Do I need the stimulation? Well, you said you needed the clitoral stimulation, but what about do you need the penetration too?

SPEAKER_01 35:17

I don't need both, no. But like after I've already gotten off, like from just the clitoral stimulation, then it's easier for me. But I'd prefer both. Okay. I do prefer both, too. Yeah. Like being on the couple of times. I prefer to be on top while you're rubbing and touching my ass. So like triple the triple the thing.

SPEAKER_00 35:38

See, I can't do like typically a man can't figure out his finger motions for me to be satisfied. I'm I'm typically like, that's a bother. More than it like feels good. So I'm like, let me either let me do it or do something else. I don't know. Play with my boobs. Yeah, something.

SPEAKER_03 35:57

You play with my boobs. I'm gonna rub my quid on you hard.

SPEAKER_00 36:01

I've only actually orgasmed like that cat like three times. Oh, that's really nice. Where I've like ridden someone to orgasm. Oh, yeah. And I was 28 years old before I ever orgasmed. Yeah, I didn't know. Oh no, orgasmed, squirted.

SPEAKER_03 36:17

Oh, squirted.

SPEAKER_00 36:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:19

I mean, how old were okay? I mean, and I'm talking about self-pleasure too. How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Oh fuck. I know mine exactly. I know what it was. I know mine like it was yesterday. Same. It's like, I'm like, what the hell just happened? I can tell you, I was 11.

SPEAKER_00 36:38

I thought it was like 10 or 11, yeah. Too. You were 10 or 11. I know, I know. I don't really remember. To be honest with you. How can you not remember your first orgasm? I just I feel like I do, but I don't really think I do, but I don't remember how old I was when that all that was happening. Okay. Cats. You have been at 11?

SPEAKER_01 36:57

Oh yeah. I was in kindergarten. I remember like very vividly. It was we were like doing storytime. So I was like sitting Indian style on the carpet. And like my hands were like right. Did I? And so I could like feel because my hands were like in between my legs. I'm sitting Indian style up straight. So like my vaginas upright against my pants, and like kind of like you were saying with the jeans that feel good. So I was like, oh, that kind of feels good. So I like literally just used like my thumb and was just like rubbing up against it while we're in carton garden listening to like wheels on the bus story or something. And then I remember like, so then we'd have nap time. So then during nap time, I'd be like face down on the ground, you know, laying down flat on the floor. And I would just like put my hands underneath my body, like I was like sleeping, you know, and kind of like grind up on it and like kind of like hump it, I guess. My my like nobody ever said anything.

SPEAKER_03 37:52

Wait, but you remember having an orgasm at five or six?

SPEAKER_01 37:55

Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, I was right there at storytime.

SPEAKER_03 37:59

Did you moan? Like how did you cover it?

SPEAKER_01 38:02

I just knew. I just kept doing it until it was like like you felt I just knew.

SPEAKER_03 38:07

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:08

Holy shit. I feel like it's and then after that, I was humping everything.

SPEAKER_03 38:11

It is, yeah. For sure. It definitely is.

SPEAKER_01 38:14

I remember being young like that, humping lots of things. Like after I discovered that, I remember like this like wooden, like almost like wooden, I don't know if it was a scarecrow or what, wooden like Halloween decoration you put outside. I was at the neighbor's house playing hide and go seek in their basement, and I like crawled in this box to hide, and there's this like wooden thing in there, and I was like, Oh, okay, let's let me get off real quick.

SPEAKER_00 38:36

Like any chance I could funny. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 38:42

Oh, holy shit. I'm just trying to figure out like five or six. That's amazing. Like, seriously, that has to be that has to be very unique, I would think. Like to bring yourself to full orgasm.

SPEAKER_01 38:54

Yeah. You know, but I didn't know at that point, like, oh, you didn't know what it was. I'm just like, wow, this feels really good.

SPEAKER_03 39:00

Yeah, I totally get that.

SPEAKER_01 39:01

But my I told you, like, my dad said I used to like take anything in the house that vibrated too. So like I knew that it felt good. That is especially my mom had this high-powered back vibrator. Like, I think she still has it. I gotta find a picture of it because it's like the handheld, like I'll get in my picture of it.

SPEAKER_03 39:18

She says those are the ones with the diesel. She still has it. Yeah, they're amazing.

SPEAKER_01 39:22

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:23

Believe me, I've more than used mine too.

SPEAKER_01 39:25

The the back massagers, and I told you about the story about like I just needed to get off that day, and I couldn't find anything because my house is patched up. We were moving, yeah. And I saw this crescent sitting there, and I'm like, anything, literally. I used to have this squiggle pen, I used to use that all the time. You're just it's yeah, you're just that is so funny.

SPEAKER_00 39:41

I have a lipstick that is a vibrator. What that's probably not very strong though, yeah, it's not, but it will do it. It does it. How long is it? I've tried toothbrushes, takes a hot minute.

SPEAKER_01 39:54

I remember the silver bullet was like the original, and I stole my older sister's because she got it like a bachelorette party or something one time, and I don't think it was used. I like pulled it out of the box. So, like, I would take it.

SPEAKER_03 40:04

And then wait, when did she die? Like, how old were you, do you think?

SPEAKER_00 40:09

Oh, it was just like three years ago.

SPEAKER_03 40:10

Oh, so she's been around your whole life.

SPEAKER_00 40:12

Oh, yeah, very much so, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:14

Good. And she knows what you did and like what you do, all of this.

SPEAKER_00 40:19

Uh, so really, I can't say for sure if she knew the extent of it. We would talk about things, but she like I wouldn't and her and I were very open about a lot of shit. Right. But I don't think it ever really came down to she followed me on Facebook. Okay. So a lot of like the boomers, if you will, in my life don't really know until I until I tell them. Or until some blowjobs, like, yeah, she be having sex on the internet with girls. Yeah, with multiple men, too. Like, has everybody like all like thinking that this stuff is so like this is your personal business, young lady? Like, that shouldn't be on the internet. Well, guess what?

SPEAKER_03 41:05

We don't look like this forever. Right. And oh, by the way, yes, you're right on that. But also, they're not making anywhere near the kind of money you make. Right. So there's that they they would have no concept of that, like the the amount of money.

SPEAKER_00 41:20

I'm I'm telling you, like the only people in my hometown are that are making the kind of money that I make are m multimillionaire construction companies. I got it. That ain't, I mean, yeah, I could name you a handful of men that are making around what I make. Right. I couldn't put plucky a female that's making this money. I agree completely.

SPEAKER_03 41:41

One in six women have never had an orgasm.

SPEAKER_00 41:43

I've heard that.

SPEAKER_03 41:44

That is so sad.

SPEAKER_00 41:45

I believe it. Yeah, which is like, what are you thinking?

SPEAKER_03 41:49

Do you think it's a cultural thing? Like, when you think about all the women in the world and all the different cultures, I bet that number is actually higher than that. You know?

SPEAKER_00 41:59

I don't think it's a cultural thing. I think it's a men thing. I don't think so either. And I don't necessarily think it's even a man thing. I don't think we can blame that on anybody but the human vessel that really is is trying to say that that's an issue. What the fuck are you thinking about while you're being railed?

SPEAKER_03 42:14

Religion. That's the first thing that kind of think about this, the way that they're raised, right? Okay. They could be raised in an extreme religion.

SPEAKER_00 42:23

So you're thinking about God?

SPEAKER_03 42:24

They would be thinking they are thinking that it's dirty or that they're only there just to procreate, not to have an orgasm. I mean, I think there's more of that in the world than we think there is.

SPEAKER_00 42:34

I think I needed to hear that for certain things to make sense in life.

SPEAKER_03 42:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:38

Um yeah, I also feel like maybe they don't even aren't aware of an orgasm. I just think I'm a witch. No, you're not.

SPEAKER_01 42:45

Baby, you're not.

SPEAKER_00 42:46

Listen, in a good way, because I don't think like there's no way. Some of this shit is so far-fetched that I'm like, I know, are you okay? Are you for sure okay? You're like bewitched. You thought you were put on this earth to just procreate your life. You better get the hell out of here.

SPEAKER_03 43:02

I think there's more of that than you can imagine.

SPEAKER_00 43:05

Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_03 43:06

It's crazy. That it makes me sad for them though. And you know, don't forget this either. There are certain cultures that still castrate women, like they take their quit completely off.

SPEAKER_00 43:16

There are certain that literally sew your peehoe up.

SPEAKER_03 43:20

Yep. Oh, that's true. You guys know okay.

SPEAKER_01 43:23

Anytime you like, like, I'm just like, oh, like you like get tense, you know, or like you hear about like sometimes when people are hearing about blood and guts, they get that like nauseous feeling in like their stomach or like their I and I can't explain it, but as a woman, you know what I'm talking about. It's like I always say, like, oh, I felt that in my butt. Like, kind of like you're you know what I'm talking about? Yes, something's like gross.

SPEAKER_03 43:45

You want to know when that happens to me. That happens when I get when I have an MRI and they have to put that thing in your vein. It makes my whole girl parts like go crazy.

SPEAKER_01 43:55

Yeah, yes. And I I try to like explain. And they're like, I try to explain it to my partner, and he's like, You what do you mean you felt that in your butt? I'm like, you know, like my butt gut, like I don't know how to explain it, just down there. It's like the fanny flutters. I got the fanny flutters.

SPEAKER_03 44:12

Like, oh, I've I mean, I've had it's so bizarre to feel that too. It just is.

SPEAKER_02 44:20

Yeah. Um, and they asked. Sometimes it feels like it's like slight orgasm, but it's like the uh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:26

It's like you're you're you're like, okay, I'm gonna you keep that up. I'm gonna have an orgasm during this MR. Yeah, like you're not turned on, but like it's almost the same feeling. Not at all. So weird. So three percent of the people report having zero sexual desire or fantasies, and there are asexual people. I know them.

SPEAKER_00 44:45

I have a little girlfriend that does OnlyFans for a living, and she's asexual as hell. Yeah, I mean, I wait.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

Explain to me what that means again. It's it means you're not attracted, you just have no desire.

SPEAKER_03 44:55

No desire. Like you don't have a sexual desire in your mind, body, anything.

SPEAKER_01 45:01

Okay, I thought that was like you're not attracted to girls, you're not attracted to boys.

SPEAKER_03 45:04

Yeah, just nothing. Well, that would be asexual because they're not they're not attracted to anything, they're just you know being like you don't even think about sex, you don't want to have it correct.

SPEAKER_00 45:16

That that's weird. That is so odd to me, but I have people.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

I have friends who are that way. They're like, I they'll be like, I have zero sexual desire. I don't even think about it. Could go. I have one friend who's gone 20 years without sex.

SPEAKER_00 45:29

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 45:30

Yeah. What? And she's beautiful, like all people are commenting all the time on our pictures and stuff, and I'm like, if you only knew. She she has zero desire to have sex or anything with anybody. And actually, she's not even when I think about it, she's not even very touchy-feely either, you know, other than she'll give me a quick hug when we see each other, but that's it. She's definitely, I I always worry about that. It's like, God, like sex is so amazing. It really is.

SPEAKER_01 46:02

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 46:03

Sex dreams are super common. Nearly 10% of all dreams have sexual content, except for those whatever percent of people who don't. I can believe that. I believe that my my dreams are very sexual, I feel like. Kat, I know yours are.

SPEAKER_01 46:20

Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_03 46:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:23

Sometimes I wake up and like like have to like, you know, convince myself, no, that didn't happen.

SPEAKER_03 46:29

Oh, well, uh, I think we talked about this last time too. I wake up and I'm blonde playing with myself. It's like, yeah, I've that's happened. What was I dreaming about? I don't even know. Yeah. Let's see. Oh, this one's sad. Post sex sadness is real and can happen even after great sex. Well it would happen even more after great sex, right?

unknown 46:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:51

It's like, oh, that was how are we ever gonna do that again? You found the spot.

SPEAKER_00 46:58

How are you ever gonna do that again?

SPEAKER_03 46:59

I haven't I haven't had it. I'm just teasing. Have you guys had it?

SPEAKER_00 47:03

I have, and it's typically when I have sex with someone new after having been in a long relationship. It always makes me like extremely fucking emotional. Interesting. Because I don't just share that connection with everybody, right?

SPEAKER_01 47:16

Intimately. I missed your question though. You you have you had what the emotional yeah, like have you had post-sex sadness? Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:26

You have?

SPEAKER_01 47:27

I feel like I have.

SPEAKER_03 47:28

I don't think I've ever had it. So so when you so Ellie, you just said like once you've had sex with someone new after a long-term relationship.

SPEAKER_00 47:38

100%. Because it's like, yeah, that's exciting, and you want it so bad, and then once it's done, it's done, and what can't be what's done can't be under that. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah. I cry, I cry every single time. Aw. Wait, do they know like that you're crying? Uh sometimes, but sometimes I'm very transparent human. Like, most of them know that I'm going through some weird shit, and I'm like, hey, like, sorry.

SPEAKER_03 48:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:04

Yeah, especially when it's not what you anticipate it being. Right. And you're like, fuck. I'm not only let down in the sheets, right? But mentally, now I'm super screwed because this wasn't blowing my rocks off or slow. Like the last guy. Like the last guy, or maybe even not but yeah. It's like, come on. I get that. You're like, shit.

SPEAKER_03 48:21

Yeah. Now we will post it. I can see that actually. Now that now that you've put it that way, I'm wondering if I'm going to go through that at some point, too, you know? Okay, you guys ready for this one? Uh-oh. Are you? I I am ready for this one because I can I get a refill? Yes. Okay, let me you go get your we're gonna pause for a second. I'm gonna spray.

SPEAKER_00 48:42

I wish I wish you were here.

SPEAKER_03 48:44

Okay, we're back after our wine break. We didn't even take a pea break. We should have. I know. Actually, we're almost done too. So because we're almost at an hour again. Okay. Already. Okay, here's this might be my favorite sex trivia fact. Okay. Only because I feel like all three of us have this.

SPEAKER_00 49:04

Okay, I'm excited.

SPEAKER_03 49:05

A good sense of humor in bed correlates with better sexual satisfaction.

SPEAKER_00 49:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 49:12

So if you have a good sense of humor, and I don't know about you guys, but I fucking laugh during sex. I'll say something and make myself laugh.

SPEAKER_00 49:18

So I have to find footing first before I'm just like, you know, because some people are like, what the fuck are you laughing at? Like, is it me? And I'm like, no, but like we're funny, you know? Yeah, exactly. One time Russ and I were we were doing something, and he's like buck naked, okay? He's got his little white cheeks out and shit. He has to like jump and do something and he trips. And I like just him and all of his like Johnson and everything's like. And I'm like, what is what just happened? And he's like, I literally don't know, but I could not stop laughing. And I thought he was gonna be upset. Like he was laughing too. He's like, that shit was just so funny. And I'm like, I know.

SPEAKER_03 50:01

But most of the time you can't be laughing. If you can't laugh during sex, I mean, like, and I don't mean laughing like the whole time, but if you don't have a sense of humor having sex at certain times, perfect example to me, anal sex, right? I mean, look, unless unless you're cleaning that shit out ahead of time, you're gonna have shit on your dick. It's going back. Yeah, it gets messy. Unless you don't eat for like a week.

SPEAKER_01 50:29

But that's like my nightmare.

SPEAKER_03 50:31

Oh, it is a nightmare. But it here's my thing it's the cost of doing business. If you're gonna be fucking my ass like that, then you're gonna get a hoop on you.

SPEAKER_00 50:41

I always encourage it in the shower.

SPEAKER_03 50:43

Oh, yeah, that would be the best.

SPEAKER_00 50:44

But then it's like the grippiness is like an issue. It is, I guess, because the water messes that up. Oh, right.

SPEAKER_03 50:53

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 50:54

I've never I always just do it and then like out of the shower, you know. But then I tell them, like, we immediately go to the shower. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 51:02

That's what I do too.

SPEAKER_01 51:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:03

See, I can do that, but there have been times, Kat, where I've done that. And no, ma'am. Why no ma'am? No, ma'am.

SPEAKER_03 51:13

Well, because it was poopy everywhere.

SPEAKER_00 51:15

Because it was like absolutely like pull it out, and the whole aroma of the room is so good. There's nothing, there's nothing. You're like, okay, there's so sorry. So sorry. It's a good thing we've been together for 16 months because right, yeah. You know, but like, damn, who wants to deal with that?

SPEAKER_03 51:31

Yeah, well, that means you go straight to the shower.

SPEAKER_00 51:33

Just like she says, Oh, like I had a friend one time that told me her man would stick it in her butt and then want to put it back in her vagina. No, that's like wow. That's an immediate. You're in that's oh, instantly. I I can't even think about something like that happening to me when I get a UTI. Yeah, saying girl. Or okay, here's a big one. I'm like real, like if you're my girlfriend and you won't let me stand in the bathroom while you're pissing, what's wrong with you? What where was your mama when you were a baby? When you were a little girl. I'm confused. Did you not stand in the bathroom with your mom while she peed? It's just weird to me. It's weird to me when females are weird about it. Yeah, that's it. But I'm always like, it's probably weird to them that I'm like watching them wipe. No, it's not. Because I'm like, how do you wipe? We're girls. Yeah, I have to know.

SPEAKER_03 52:20

Like, how do you guys do front to back, back to front? And how do you?

SPEAKER_01 52:24

I do I do, I do back to front. I know you're not supposed to, but like I feel like I get it all that way. And you know when to stop.

SPEAKER_00 52:30

Like, you know when you're like oh, see, I cannot fucking do back to front. It will give me a UTI immediately.

SPEAKER_03 52:38

And I agree. I and I take that mind back. I actually just pad mine. Like I don't wipe as much as I do is just like pad it. Like you're not gonna do it.

SPEAKER_00 52:46

I literally find like my middle finger finds my crease and I wipe.

SPEAKER_03 52:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:51

From the front to the back. Wow. Like I will bend all the way over.

SPEAKER_03 52:54

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 52:55

I cannot do it.

SPEAKER_01 52:56

To me, it's like I just can't do it. I'm like, I'm just I I have a difficult time too. Yeah. I I pad it sometimes, but yeah, we don't have any issues. What brought this up?

SPEAKER_03 53:06

I'm losing my trade because we were about having a good sense of humor. Right. Having a good sense of humor. And then we went to peeing. Well, we talked about poop in the room.

SPEAKER_00 53:17

God, I'm ADHD unmanaged today, leave.

SPEAKER_03 53:20

It's okay. I'm okay with it. And by the way, so are all of our male listeners.

SPEAKER_00 53:25

God, people in line. Put a leash on her.

SPEAKER_03 53:29

And the 15% of our female listeners are people just stalking us, just so you're aware.

SPEAKER_00 53:34

Oh, right. It's it's probably the 5% of the 15% is probably my hometown, girl. Child caller X's.

SPEAKER_03 53:42

I agree with you completely. But I do know that some people have gone to my former partner and like friends of the wife and you know, hockey team and all that bullshit. I do know that they listen and then they forward like all kinds of information to the ex-wife and stuff. It's kind of weird.

SPEAKER_01 54:05

Yeah, that is strange. Yeah, you just tell those hockey players I know how to suck a golf ball through a garden heavy.

SPEAKER_00 54:12

No, Steve is like sucking a watermelon through a straw, baby.

SPEAKER_03 54:17

She's a hockey girl.

SPEAKER_00 54:18

That is so cute. You are from Roe? Oh, wait, you know who I was?

SPEAKER_03 54:22

Yeah, no. Tell her. Cat teller. She was I was, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 54:26

I used to be like one of those NHL ice girls. Yeah, hay queen. Yeah, yeah. Literally, ice queen.

SPEAKER_03 54:33

Ice queen.

SPEAKER_00 54:35

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:36

That's cute. She got all the hot young hockey guys.

SPEAKER_00 54:41

Oh that wasn't allowed.

SPEAKER_03 54:44

Oh, wait, wait. You liar. What do you mean it wasn't allowed? They can't fire you now. Tell us the scoop.

SPEAKER_00 54:49

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:49

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00 54:50

She's like, yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_01 54:52

I just recently within the line. So I was like head over heels in love with this one. And then he got sent back to Russia. And like at that point, I was telling my like he just got treated and it was like spur the moment, bye. Like, pack your bags, you're gone. It's not like we didn't have time to like really say goodbye to each other. So we would like Skype each other afterwards. I'm like, I'm moving to Moscow. My dad's like, they will kill you over there. You're not. And I was like, I'm I will totally risk leaving my family. Like, that's much I don't even like you losers. Like, I love this man. And then it goes like that was in remind you, like 2008, 2008, 2009. The first time back to the United States was last year, and he hit me up and starts like contesting his love, wanting to fly me out. And I'm like, oh man, I'm in a committed relationship. I'm in a committed relationship. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:40

She did think about it for a second, but then she I did. I did.

SPEAKER_01 55:44

And then I unfortunately, yeah, decided to do the right thing. And here's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 55:48

Anytime I'm single, things like that, don't find me. But the moment I become not, yeah, the moment I'm like not on the plate anymore, yeah. Um sugar daddies are flowing. I'm like, yo, Jetski, what? Who said this? I gotta come where? Damn it.

SPEAKER_02 56:06

But yeah, both hockey boys and their bodies. Holy shit. My god, their butts.

SPEAKER_01 56:11

It's like a different kind, yes. But honestly, like, yeah, I'm not saying this just because I'm with him now, but like my current partner, his body is literally like my dream body. Not much because it reminds me. Yes, he just has that thick, athletic, hot, like the abs in the upper body part, and that reminds me of a little hockey Russian boy. Like, yeah, fucking hot.

SPEAKER_03 56:30

But your guy is tall too. What is he? Six one, six two? He's like six three, six. Yeah, I mean, he's really tall. And you standing next to him, of course, is makes it even more obvious. Yeah, but I do want to say that I did highly encourage her to go meet the hockey guy last year, but she didn't she did not listen to me.

SPEAKER_01 56:51

Um I know, and I should have. After how my life turned out, I know should have. I know, but you know, I did try to start a fight because I was like, if he's not ready to live together, I'm turning this car around and I can still make that 8 p.m. flight. You remember that? I did. And that's when I got there. I literally had it in my mind. I was like, all right, this is tempting. I love my partner, but also like we're not, we're not like even living together. Like, what's the point of this? So I got there. I tried to start a fight on the way, it didn't work. So I got there, and I just was like in my mind, like, okay, if he's I'm gonna say, bring up living together. If he doesn't want to move in yet, I'm out, I'm going. Bye. And I got there, and I like literally like was ready to grab my key. As I'm saying this, was like, we're not even that you're not even ready to live together. So I like grabbed my keys and like, but I am, and I'm like, what? She was like, damn it. Yeah, yeah. And that's how we we live together now.

SPEAKER_03 57:42

Yeah, yeah. So wild, just wild. Yeah. Okay, one last one. One last one. Laughter during sex releases even more endorphins. So there, you still have to have a good sense of humor and you have to laugh. And I'm sorry, but the poop does stink. Really bad. It's really, really bad.

SPEAKER_01 58:06

I almost put my pants the other day. Can I tell you this? Yes. I I hadn't, I literally, we were about to watch the fireworks, and I I haven't even told my partner all of this. I just told her, I was like, because I'm not like, hey, gotta take a shit, babe. Like, I'm just like, I gotta go to the bathroom. But I had told her, and I was we walked to this food truck, so like away from the house that we were at, and got some ice cream. And like while we're walking there, I was like, okay, my stomach hurts. And it was like one of those gurgles where it's like it's gonna be liquid diarrhea or you're gonna vomit. Yeah, yes. And so I'm like, okay, we're just we're going real quick. Well, we're eating ice cream, like, we gotta walk home. And he's like, Why? I was like, I really gotta go to the bathroom. He's like, there's a porter body. I was like, no, I'd rather go play in traffic. We're going home. And I was like, I haven't shit for days, and I feel like I could dip right now. And he's like, Well, okay, so I like literally speed walk. I barely make it to the toilet, and like I knew it was gonna be like explosive. It was so bad. I had to sick, I that's like I tried to wipe from the back. I just like put my hand there and was about to wipe. No, I basically just I literally just shit in my hand. I had to go from the toilet street to the shower. It was so bad.

SPEAKER_03 59:09

My god.

SPEAKER_01 59:10

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_03 59:11

But look, it's like it does happen, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:14

Yeah, but I'm so glad that that happened because then, like, I guess I hadn't shit, and then we started doing butt stuff like the following day. I'm like, oh my god, what if that wouldn't have happened that day beforehand? Then it would have happened during the butt. Oh hell no, and we wouldn't have been at home, like it just would have been ugly.

SPEAKER_03 59:30

Nope, that's a hard note.

SPEAKER_01 59:32

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 59:33

Okay, you guys. Well, we made it through 15 more. All right, 15 more. So we still have two more episodes to go, and we're just gonna keep going. We're just gonna keep going. If people, if you have sex facts that you want us to talk about, please send them to us. Yeah, or like a would you rather? Oh, yeah, any of those. We just like our fun game. It's our game.

SPEAKER_00 59:55

We're gonna come up with some ideas because Carly is really cool. Okay, are you ever gonna bring her? Oh, do you want her to come up? I don't know which one that is. It's her, it's like Carly's my personal assistant. She makes my life so easy. I'm sorry. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:08

I was thinking, I was thinking of your best friend who what's what's her name?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:12

Erin.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:12

Erin.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:13

Aaron?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:14

So she's going through a lot of custody stuff. You said that. She's not, I and to be honest with you, I don't foresee that fixing itself for at least another year and a half.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:23

Yeah, I'm with you. Right. Well, bring Carly.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:25

If you love Carly, bring her. Yeah, Carly's not much of a talker, but Ronica and Taylor are both very much talkers. If I can get either one of them on board. Ronica, yes. I could ask Ronica today to come up here now and she'd be up here in 10 minutes. Okay, well then ask her. She's cute. We would have someone. We would have a lot of fun. Definitely. She's funny. I don't know if we'll stop laughing. Yeah, she's like my she's like the little sister I never had, but always wanted. She really is.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:52

I really do. So that's who I was thinking, by the way. Veronica, yeah. Yeah. Okay. And is it Ronica R-O-N-I-K-A? I follow her because of you.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:01

Yeah. Yeah. She's super cute. She is very cute.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:04

Very cute.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:05

And she just she told me the other day. I haven't always been the best friend. I haven't always been as good of a friend as I could have been to you. But I just want you to know that I look up to you more than anybody in this world. And it just made me feel like, okay, well, when you're feeling pressed about everybody else around you not being their own people, you gotta keep telling yourself that. Because these people look up to you. Yeah. So don't be don't be a dick.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:29

That's true, Ellie. I mean, you you are the top of the game. Yeah. You are.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:34

Just kind too. Top of the game and kind.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:37

Oh my God, you have a heart of gold. We were just talking about this earlier. You're very thoughtful. You're a gift giver. I'm a gift giver. I mean, I just gave you Kat's candle.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:47

Oh, I broke it, and I was so sad. You broke it. Listen, that's a funny. She'll tell us her story. I'm like, oh my god. I'm like, I'm so excited about this candle. I gotta tell Kyle all the things because I've been talking about this artwork for months. I went to go show it to him. Girl, tell me I didn't grab the stem of the fucking candle warmer, and the whole candle box and everything falls on the floor. So I just pick it up like nothing has happened, and I pick it up and it's shattered. Shattered.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:18

No. So okay, well, you can have my candle.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:21

I'll order you a new one, Kat, but you have to come to pick it up, obviously. Okay. Like, dude, okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:25

It's like my luck lately with Amazon. I've been on this wish list stuff. Like I've had thousands of dollars of shit bought with the in the last 30 days for my birthday because I've just coming up. So I push that 30 days before and 30 days after I push, oh my birthday, my birthday, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:40

I'm gonna have a birthday every month.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:42

$175 perfume. They send it to my house. You cannot return perfume from Amazon. Oh I repeat, you cannot return perfume from Amazon.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:54

Perfume is such a personal thing.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:56

So god damn it. So I I have this perfume. It does smell good, but it's not something I wear. I would wear a lot. And I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:05

Follow my wish list.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:06

I'm like, God damn it. Yeah. Can't send it back.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:09

But you know what you should do is put it on like Poshmark or something because somebody loves that perfume.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:15

It's Tom Ford.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:17

Oh God.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:18

What kind though? It's like I can send you the bottle of it. Aaron actually wears it, but listen, hear me out. When you smell it on other people, it smells much different than it's gonna smell on you. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:32

Yeah, I've worn Tom Ford before, though.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:34

And Aaron loves it, but I ordered the wrong one. I ordered the wrong one. It's a white bottle. Here, hold on. I'm I keep trying to return it, so I keep I have it pulled up on the phone. Tom Ford Ed Secu I can't even pronounce it, honey. Smell it. Here it is. Not my phone not wanting to work.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:03

She'll send it to me a cat. Alright, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:06

A T T is terrible. Yeah, so I'm like $200 perfume that is is kind of curated, like even on Depop or Poshmark, finding somebody that's gonna want to. So it's Tom Ford E de Soleil. Oh, ooh. Oh, I think I have that one.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:23

D-E S O L E I L, right? Yes. Ou de Soleil.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:28

Yeah. Ou de soleil. But it's not like the bottle that I got. It's not the bottle pictured. Oh. So I want to return it because Well, that's fair.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:38

They should return it.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:40

They should, but they're not. So they want me to send five photos and then the company has to decide. I already talked to the lady, there's nothing they can do. $175. I'm pissed.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:48

Yeah, I agree.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:49

Yeah, I'm pissed. I did spray it on myself today. Yeah. And it smells good hours after it's been sprayed.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:56

Yeah, but if it's not your thing, it's not your thing. Like we are so picky and our noses about what we like as our smells. So I'm irritated. If anybody wants me to go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:07

Oh, I was gonna say mine that he used like that. It was kind of strong, like for every day. So I used it as a room freshener. I sprayed my closet, so all my clothes. So then when I took the clothes out to wear them, it smelled like that, and it was like better for me, and it smelled really good.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:20

Oh, because it had been like sitting. Yeah, my my perfume is way too expensive to be spraying that on clothes.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:26

I turned my Chanel spray into like poop spray, like it's it's on the toilet.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:32

My my favorite perfume, I think you guys already know this because we've talked about it, is Adventist Creed for Women. It is off the charts my favorite perfume. So if any I'm gonna put that in my Amazon store as soon as Ellie shows me how to make it. Yes. And it's my birthday every month. Okay. Well, it was fun tonight, you guys. I'm probably laughing through the whole damn thing again. And I do want to remind everybody to follow Ellie, www. And it's E-L-L-I-E-R-A-E.com. And I went and looked at it, and it is the cutest. It's so cute.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:12

I gotta get some updated photos, but it is so cute.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:15

Honest to God, I love it. It is so you, I do too.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:18

So she just built Veronica one too.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:20

Really?

SPEAKER_00 1:06:21

Yeah, so that's really exciting.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:22

Okay, we need to talk offline. I mean, it does she Ellie.com. Ellierae.com if she had to buy it. I had to pay more money for that domain. It's worth it. Totally worth it. And you know some of those domains. It's the cutest, isn't it? Yes. If you guys you need to go see her website, any guy listening.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:40

I'm signing up for exclusive drops and updates.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:42

That's what I do too. I haven't got anything yet, though.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:46

Exclusive drops. Did you sign up? Yeah. Oh, okay. So you guys will get messages when I have like panty sales or going to drop a there's gonna be shop my closet.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:01

Okay, right. I saw that.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:02

And then there's also So put your perfume in there.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:05

Right.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:05

Oh my god, that's a good idea.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:07

Great idea, Kat. She's a marketing genius. That is a great idea. But I'm telling you, like your old rose that died, fucking put it on here too.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:16

Yeah, yeah. Used items, absolutely. That has to be something separate, but because my clothes, like girlfriends, aren't gonna want to look so no, but but yes, I do sell used items. Oh, yeah. Panties, socks. That's all so far. I've sold a couple sets. Other than that, that's that's really okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:36

Also, looking forward to it. I mean, I I go out to her website every day. I love it. It's so pretty. It's like such a girly website, too.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:43

It is so cute. And Carly does such a good job. Really? I love her so so hard. Okay. Um, I'm always like, oh, you need a website. You need a website, dude. So that she because, dude, she and it takes her like three days.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:55

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:56

And she's I should have her look at ours too.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:58

Oh, you just for the help, like give us feedback. If she wants to do it, we'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:03

But yeah, she's amazing at what she does.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:05

Yeah. Okay. And then this is also a reminder to follow us on iHeart, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts. And also, if you have any feedback, please email us at infothevixenchronicles.com and it's VXN. And I'll tell you all, I love you both so much. And I can't wait till we're all in the same room together again, too.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:28

I know.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:29

And have so much fun. So let's tell everybody goodbye. Say bye, everybody.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:33

Goodbye. Goodbye.

unknown 1:08:36

Okay.