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Irene DeVauX & Kat Galore Season 2 Episode 20

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WARNING:  Because the three of us just enjoy each other's company, I had to cut so much personal talk out of this episode, that it jumps from one topic to the next with no warning.  BUT, it's still funny and I can't stop laughing throughout the entire episode.

Get ready to blush, laugh, and maybe squirm in your seat! 🔥 In this sizzling VXN Chronicles sex trivia episode, Irene, Kat, and Ellie dive headfirst into a juicy round of 100+ steamy facts that’ll test everything you think you know about pleasure.  We only made it through 20 facts!

From the clitoris’s mind-blowing 8,000 nerve endings (double the penis!) and its secret internal size, to women getting full-on erections, vaginas doubling in size when turned on (hello, tenting!), and breasts swelling up to 25%… the VXNs are spilling all the delicious details with zero filter.  

Expect banter like, “how is that even possible?!” moments, under-boob sweat confessions, BBC size debates, and plenty of “I need a visual” energy. Jolene the dog crashes the party for extra chaos, while the girls dish on new moves, cornfield adventures, and life updates.  

Listen and tell us which fact surprised you the most!  

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SPEAKER_01

Welcome to the Vixen Chronicles, erotic explorations and unapologetic talk. Tonight I think we're going to have a fun, fun episode. Ellie and Kat and I are going to play trivia. I've got about a hundred facts for us to go over and discuss those discuss those pieces of information. Oh, I forgot to mention it's uh sex trivia. So sex facts. So we'll be spilling those juicy facts and it should make you laugh, blush, or maybe get hard or wet, as the case may be. Testing and or questioning how much we really do or don't know about sex. This this is your content warning. This show is about sex, every kind and flavor of sex. And if you think any topic is not your thing, please don't listen to it. Also, if you're under 18, you better stop listening right now, or I'm calling your mom. And my lawyer makes me say all of that. This is a reminder to submit your feedback, questions, and story ideas via email to info at thevixenchronicles.com, and it's VXN. And please follow and listen on iHeart, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and you'll get notified when we publish new episodes. Hello, Vixenhood. Welcome back and thank you for listening. I have two of my favorite partners in crime with me tonight. Of course, my sexy, funny, smart co-host, Cat Galore. Say hello, kittens. Hello. And our own smoking hot only fans, cowgirl, truck girl, lover of boats and vitamin D.

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All the vitamin D.

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Not from the sun, S-U-N, but from somebody's son. Say hello, Ellie.

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Hi.

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Oh, and Joe Louis here with us because Ellie has been giving her the cheese tax and she's now as begging. So you're gonna hear my dog bark through this entire episode. Okay, I'm gonna have to go put you in the bedroom if you keep on.

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Uh-oh.

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We might have to take a break to do that. No more cheese. Okay, so Kat's been, she's become a farmer. So yeah. Yeah, yeah. You want to give us an update on that, Kat? It's out there.

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Also, you know how I was saying we we don't live in the ghetto because the corn doesn't have there's no corn in the ghetto.

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That's true.

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We did see a bug outside today, though, and it was a cockroach. So I like oh got everything out. I made him spray around the perimeter, all that stuff. And then I moved my yeah. Well, no, no, no, no, no. We've got corn. Oh, okay. But I'm hoping there was a lot of boxes too, and then there was my corn was in the garage, kind of towards the entrance. So I'm hoping it wasn't that. So I put my corn in like a tub and everything, got that situated. So yeah, I've been feeding the deer and accidentally started a cornfield completely in her lawn.

SPEAKER_01

Oh no, yes, pretty damn funny.

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And then Ellie, you just moved, you're all settled now, all settled and finally in and all comfortable and cozy.

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And so you're all moved, settled in, fine.

SPEAKER_04

Settled and cozy. It's a nice place.

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It's beautiful, it is, it really is, and I love it.

SPEAKER_04

But it's still in the same area that you're in before, right? Just on the other side of town, it's just not in the smack dab center of everything. So I have my own little backyard and yeah, you have some space, driveway and space. I love it. You didn't have that before? Uh no, it was street parking.

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So now I have my own little carport to have my truck at my property and nice all the things. Awesome. Yeah, very nice. Okay, so tonight we have our first vixen style trivia. We with 100 little facts that we may or may not get through. And some of them may not be interesting enough for us to talk about it. That's okay too. But if they are and they trigger something out of you, too, I want responses. And for the record, they do not know what I'm gonna throw at them tonight. That's what makes it fun. It does make it fun. And it was so fun when we played like Would You Rather or whatever it was. I tell everyone about that. Bad choices after dark, all of those. Okay. The clitoris has around 8,000 nerve endings, double the number in the head of a penis.

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I want to say true.

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Uh yeah.

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Yeah, it has to be.

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Yeah. Well, for the record, all these are true, but I think some of them were a little shocking to me, like, oh, I don't think I knew that. So just be prepared for that.

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Like, I didn't know how many nerve endings were in our quits, but I actually did know a little bit about that just because I've watched so many, like, there's these men on Facebook that troll, and there's a couple reels that talk about, like, oh, she's got so many nerve endings here. Like, be careful with her.

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Okay. Women get erections too. The clitoris engorges with blood just like a penis when aroused. And I that's true. Yeah, that is true. I know mine does for sure.

SPEAKER_02

Yours doesn't swell, cat.

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Well, she's so damn tiny.

SPEAKER_05

I guess. I guess it gets a little bigger, but I I wouldn't refer to that as an erection.

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Okay. Well, erection.

SPEAKER_05

It definitely is, yeah. Okay, it definitely gets bigger.

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Okay, but this is this interest, this is another one that's right after that. The clitoris is much bigger than it looks. Most of it is internal and hidden under the skin.

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I did not know that.

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I did not know that.

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I did not know that.

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Yeah. And actually, I just saw something the other day. I read an article where it talked about the whole female sexual being and how it was so much more than just the clit or, you know, vagina, but it goes your uterus, your ovaries, everything, all this nerve system is all connected together. Yeah. So I thought that's pretty wild, but it was it was a really good article. Okay. This one I definitely did not know. And I still don't believe it, by the way. A woman's vagina can almost double in length and width when aroused.

SPEAKER_04

Oh God, that explains a lot.

SPEAKER_01

It's called tempting, which I also did not know, but one of my tempting? No, tenting, like T-E-N-T-I-N-G. Tenting, like a tent. Oh. I have never heard of that.

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Have you guys? I've never heard of it, but I also wonder how some of these very small, petite girls, especially white girls, like take these massive.

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I agree, Dex. I'm with you.

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And oh my god.

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Massive cocks.

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Yeah, massive BBC to be exact. You're like, wait a minute. How is that even possible?

SPEAKER_05

That's like So does that mean your ass does too?

SPEAKER_01

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_05

Because how are they taking it in the ass?

SPEAKER_01

Well, because think about it. The ass is just going up into your intestines. There's nothing.

SPEAKER_04

The anal cavity is much deeper than the vagina cavity. They say that the vagina cavity is only like four inches deep. Right. I guess if you're aroused.

SPEAKER_05

I need to do like we need to do a call where it's like on the anatomy of the vagina and all of that. Like I need a visual.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I think we do too.

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Because I was unaware.

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Yeah. And by the way, uh, it's so funny that you mentioned the white the little tiny white girl with the big black BBC. It was like, I saw a video once where recently, where this guy is like the biggest cock in the world. Is that the one you're talking about? I know.

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There's a couple on Twitter that's like.

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Oh my god. And this little tiny girl took it all. I'm like, it has to be like up in her belly somewhere.

SPEAKER_05

Like, how I immediately thought of Lola. What's that? I immediately thought of Lola like taking it because she said she likes it in the ass. So, but then I mean, her husband's huge.

SPEAKER_01

Well, that's true. Good point. We're gonna have to ask him about that on Saturday when they're here. Okay, breasts can swell up to 25% larger when a woman's turned on.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't know really.

SPEAKER_05

I'm like, what the hell? I didn't know any of these. Yeah, I didn't know. I I have like the smallest boobs in the world, and I got so excited today. I was outside and I was drenched, and I came running inside. I was like, babe, look, I have under boob sweat. He was like, Are you sure you didn't just brush up against something? And I was like, No, no, no, no, no. This is from my tits.

SPEAKER_01

That's awesome. First of all, why were you outside today? Because it was a thousand degrees.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, well, how it's out because I saw a bug, and so I wanted to like clean hardcore. Oh my god. It was either that or burn the house down, which I probably should have done.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that might have been easier. Yeah. Okay, how long do you think how long do you think a man's orgasm lasts?

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At least a minute.

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You would think so, right?

SPEAKER_04

With some of the drama when a guy's sometimes some some of them look like they're trying to birth a whale.

SPEAKER_05

I mean, I feel like I'm bad at timing. Like, I don't know, like the whole time they're coming, type of thing.

SPEAKER_01

It says the average male orgasm lasts about blank seconds.

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20 seconds, maybe 35.

SPEAKER_01

Six seconds. No way. That's not awesome. So that must just be from the time that it's like starting to come out to come out. You know what I mean? Like the orgasm itself.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, mine happen pretty quick until it's like too tender to touch. Does that make sense? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

But yeah. Then they're like, okay, okay, okay. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Don't touch it. Don't even clean it at that point. But the average female lasts about 20 seconds. Which I'm like, I feel like mine lasts longer than that.

SPEAKER_04

I don't think mine do. Mine are very no, mine are very quick.

SPEAKER_01

But do you get like the waves of them too? You ever get the multiples?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

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Yeah, I do too. So it's like, I don't know where one ends and one begins, kind of thing.

SPEAKER_05

I'll like get an orgasm and then he'll continue like rubbing, touching, licking, sucking, whatever. Yeah. And then like it's super, super, super like sensitive at first. But then if I just like suck it up, I can just like keep going. And it's like even more intense each time. Like it's until I just like literally can't feel my entire body.

SPEAKER_01

And I will tell you this. At one point, not that long ago, I was having so many orgasms in one setting that I thought I was gonna pass out. It was that close.

SPEAKER_05

That really cat. Well, didn't I tell you the story? I thought I was having a stroke. I had had so many back to back. And yeah, I swear I told this story. I was having so many back to back to back that like my body just like completely started like shriveling up. Like my hands started closing and like my like were balls of fists. I couldn't feel anything. But then like I couldn't even speak. And so like all of a sudden, I just like obviously he thought I was like a myself. You know, it that's yes, but I wasn't like, I don't know. Like my everything was just like limp, and he like so he stops because I wasn't really moving or making noise, and then I like kind of brought my like my face was doing it some weird thing, and like I started to cover it, so I had like these fists covering it, and he like realized something was wrong. He's like, Are you okay? And I like couldn't even voice that. Yeah, so he's like about to call 911, and I'm like pointing to my clothes, like once for yes and twice for no. He was real good, he was just like trying to put water in my mouth, and like then he'd like unball my fists and they'd ball right back up. Like it was so scary.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, that's crazy. Yeah, I mean, seriously, like how the hell does that happen? I mean, and I don't know. Were you scared, or were you like, okay, I was terrified. Yeah, I get that.

SPEAKER_05

I was like, I can't speak, like I was like, knew in my head what I was trying to say, and like I just didn't know how to talk.

SPEAKER_01

Wow, that is really honestly that sounds like a seizure almost, you know, like right on that edge of a seizure. For sure. Okay, yeah. So testicles produce about 1500 sperm per second, which is over a hundred million a day. What?

SPEAKER_05

Jesus.

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Yeah, I know. I know.

SPEAKER_05

So how many come out each time?

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That's a great question. I don't know. All of them Google it while we're here.

SPEAKER_05

I thought hundreds of thousands.

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I mean, a hundred million a day, they're sitting there making that.

SPEAKER_05

You know what's funny is my sister has she, my older sister will copy everything that I do. And I got her like I like I could say, like, oh my god, I like you know, smear dog poop in my hair as a hair mask, and that's how I get these lashes locks. And she would literally go out and do it later that same day. And I got her this whole like facial cleaning system for Christmas, like a whole set of the skincare stuff. And I was over there a couple weeks ago and realized like like she wasn't using it, and I was like, what the hell? Like, I'll use it then. So I stole a couple of them back. Yeah, and she said something to me, like, people have been commenting on my skin, like it's glowing. Like, my partner said something, my mom said something, and my sister. So, you know what I told her? Because I didn't want to be like, 'cause she's like, what are you using? Like, I didn't want to be like, well, I stole back the stuff I bought for you. So I told her, I was like, don't repeat this because my mom had just said something and she had overheard. She's like, Yeah, your skin really does look good. What do you use? And I knew she'd like go and copy me immediately. So I was like, I just let so and so come all over my face. And she's like, You are so gross, really? And I was like, Yeah, how do you think I get this glowing skin? So now I'm like, I can't wait for her to call me in like a day or two and be like, Oh my god, I let Nick come all over my face.

SPEAKER_01

No, but guess what? Wait, has she done it yet or not?

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I don't know.

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We'll see.

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It'll be interesting to see if she does.

SPEAKER_03

It is supposed to be good for your skin.

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It is. I have heard that, yes. Yeah, and uh, I mean, I've definitely allowed it.

SPEAKER_05

Same. Yeah. No, I told her, like, let them come on your face and you have to rub it in. Oh my god. It's a big cellar. It's a big cellar.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god. Okay. A single teaspoon of semen can contain 200 to 500 million sperm.

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Well, there's our answer.

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There's our answer.

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Millions, yeah. I thought I was gonna say, like, one ejack.

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Yeah. Wait a minute and listen to this for those of us who swallow. It's only five to twenty five calories if we're counting calories.

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Five to twenty five calories.

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Not these men producing calories for us.

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Geez, if they're not good for anything else, they're good for some protects.

SPEAKER_05

I just want to know, like, how did they come up with that number? Oh like who was like in the system one day?

SPEAKER_01

Somebody's in there jacking off and they're watching it and doing it. Under some some serious microscopes. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_05

But they're like, oh, let me just see, let me figure out how many calories is in this semen. You know, that part I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I don't know how you do that either. That seems like a stretch to me for real. Like, how are you gonna figure that out?

SPEAKER_05

And does it depend on what the man ate? And like oh no, that is a big thing.

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Yeah, no asparagus. We're out on that. Asparagus.

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Does that affect a man? Oh, yeah. It affects everybody. Yeah, we'll too you a woman too. Yeah, I mean, from even peeing, it will be it changes the way your pea smells, it changes Oh, I knew that. Yeah, I was flagged the other day talking about pee.

SPEAKER_01

What's that? On what?

SPEAKER_04

I got flagged the other day on OF talking about pee. Yes, I did. Obviously, it's a kink that you're not allowed to talk about on there. Yeah, but on Fansley is also another blue page, yeah, and you are allowed to do all the taboo things there. So I said something about, oh, like one of my kinks. Like I thought like code, golden shower. I thought I was gonna be able to get away with that. Hard pass.

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You know what? I saw that one that you I mean, I look, I like I engage on every one of your accounts, but I did see that one. And I thought it was actually pretty funny because I know you're not letting people pee on you for real. But well, at least I don't think.

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But you can't talk about that on OnlyFans? No, because they don't allow it. So that like lactation, any sort of blood, like they don't allow like body fluid, yeah, or like foreign insertion, you're also not allowed to do that, which you are allowed to do on Fansley. You're allowed to like play with food and things like that, but you're not allowed to do that on what's your fansly account, just so everybody knows. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01

Really, I thought you would know this off the top of your head.

SPEAKER_04

I know, I'm really mad about it. Because then I try to keep them all the same, but they're not.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, well, because they get flagged or yeah, yeah, put down or whatever.

SPEAKER_05

So can you talk about like semen and stuff on OnlyFans?

SPEAKER_04

You can, yeah. You're not supposed to talk about squirting and things, but you there's like ways around that, yeah.

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Unbelievable.

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It's something about bodily fluid.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, isn't that the whole point of OnlyFans? Is that too much?

SPEAKER_04

Honestly, like I don't understand the whole the whole squirting thing because regardless, like, there's bodily fluid coming out of you exactly no matter what you're doing, like doing this sort of work.

SPEAKER_05

So that seems contradictory. Is it only like you're not like can you get away with talking about in your private messages on OnlyFans? And like, or you can't do any of that. You can't do any of that.

SPEAKER_04

Like when you send out a video and you're squirting, you have to say something along the lines of watch the mess I make, watch how messy it gets.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god. Okay, you need to get off OnlyFans and get to Fansly because why should I do so?

SPEAKER_04

I'm I have both platforms just because a lot of people don't, a lot of people don't know about Fansley, and two, a lot of people don't use it, but a lot of the men that do use it like it because it doesn't specifically say OnlyFans on your bank statement. Oh, your partner may not know what the hell it is.

SPEAKER_01

Well, yeah. I mean it sounds to me like everything fansly?

SPEAKER_04

No, I don't know what it comes up as, but I know it's not fansly.

SPEAKER_01

Well, uh to me, it just sounds like a much better platform for you know it is for all of this.

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Just me personally, and because like you don't have to have multiple pages for your different platforms, like everything is all on one page. So you can have a no pay-per-view tier, you can have a P tier, and uh like like a free tier. Okay, and it's all on one page instead of having to have three different logins.

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Um okay, what I'm gonna say is this is our audience is 85% men switch from only fans to fansly. Did you get me your site yet?

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Oh, it's underscore X, L E Ray, X underscore. So it's the same as my OnlyFans.

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Okay, underscore X and then Ellie Ray E-L-L-I-E-R-A-E, right? Yep.

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And then X underscore.

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Oh, then another X and then underscore.

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Yep. Easy. Easy. I'll try to keep it that way.

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Well, thank God. But listen, get off OnlyFans. Get on, get on Fansly, go follow Ellie for us. Okay, let's see where we're at here. Oh wow, this is this is scary, and I'm way I'm super glad I'm past having children at this point. Sperm can swim up to seven inches per hour inside the body, surviving up to five days in the right conditions.

SPEAKER_05

I knew that. I did know that too. Yeah, I knew it could survive for up to like five days or something, or maybe like two. I didn't know about the seven inches per hour. Most contraceptives will tell you that.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, they do?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, most like if you go to take it plan B.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Interesting. I didn't know that at all.

SPEAKER_05

Hearing all the statistics stuff on all this, like with sperm, like it's crazy to me how people don't get pregnant. People have difficult. Yeah.

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Someone asked the same thing the other day if I had cream pie videos, and I'm like, oh, not really. And they're like, You want to make a cream pie video? And I'm like, Well, I'm not, I don't take birth control just because it messes a woman's body up so bad that I just try to be as careful as possible. He was like, How do you not get pregnant? I'm like, I'm just careful. Like, I just got lucky, I guess. I don't know.

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But I feel like it it is really like if especially if you track your cycle, like I used to tell my old like my partner that all the time, like, you can it's really hard to get pregnant. Like it is. There's certain which I understand why people I do understand why people have trouble getting pregnant. I don't mean it that way. Like, obviously, there's things wrong with both male and female bodies, but with the the sperm stuff, it's crazy because they're strong swimmers and stuff. But with a woman's cycle, you really there's only like really like two or three days of the entire month that you are like, yeah, you can be fertile, but like it's literally like the day before ovulation, ovulation, and the day after. Yeah, it's I know those two or three days. Yeah, yeah.

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It really is.

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So I don't if it says I'm fertile on my app, you can still go inside, like you're fine.

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Don't be a post to you two are gonna have famous last words here. I'm not putting it in.

SPEAKER_05

I think you know what I was just thinking about. I was just thinking about I definitely am gonna have to name my next born after Ellie, like the Ray part, because I love that. I do too, and it's a family name.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, well, yeah, you guys where it come from. Uh-uh. God, is it your grandma? No, it's actually no one in my family. My high school sweetheart had like five fucking names. It was bad. Okay. You you might have told us this. Keep going. Yes. So one first name, two middle names, two last names. Because his parents weren't together when he was first born. So his middle name is Jamie Ray. Okay. So then all that happened. I go away, I go to prison, I come home. He passes away two months before I get out. And when I when I left, I was in such a disarray because my life was so Such an absolute mess that my Instagram name used to be Little Savage Liz when I got home. I went to my friend Kelvin and I was like, I don't know who the fuck was letting me make decisions back then, but whoever it was is no longer executive. We're chief. You know, there's no right. You have no reins anymore. Yeah. And I changed it. And I was like, what can I change it to? So all my life growing up, my mom had a boyfriend and his sister's name was Elizabeth, and they called her Ellie, and I loved it. Yeah. And then I thought, what goes with that? Because Marie, which is my biological middle name, did not just didn't have feng shui. Yeah. You know what I mean? So I was like, Ellie Ray.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

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And then it just I love that.

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And it just hit.

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So I'm like, hey.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. And you have told us that story, but I forgot it. And I'm glad you brought it back up because I just like, I don't know. It just like goes the whole Ellie Ray thing.

SPEAKER_04

It really does. And now I'm like thinking, like, I've legally thought about changing my name to that just because it goes. And I don't like like Beth is just cringy. When someone calls me Beth, I'm looking for Beth Dutton. Where's she at?

SPEAKER_01

Hell. I'd be looking for my my one of my personal friends named Beth.

SPEAKER_04

I'm like, oh shit, that person really knows me.

SPEAKER_01

That's funny. Okay. This one is crazy. I did not know this, I don't think. Men can orgasm without ejaculating. They are two separate responses.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, I've heard that. Yeah, I feel like I can.

SPEAKER_01

Really? Yeah. A little. So you can orgasm and not like have any.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like sometimes I have wet dreams and I wake up not wet, but I feel like wake up super horny.

SPEAKER_01

Well, okay, that I I I think we all do that, all three of us. Sometimes I wake up and is the dumbest thing, too. Like, I'll wake up and I will literally have my hands down my PJ paper.

SPEAKER_05

I was just about to say that. Yeah, I wake up touching myself.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like, what are you doing? I mean, I you know like my dog's looking at me.

SPEAKER_03

She's like, wait.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, you guys ready? The brain is the biggest sex organ, it decides attraction in less than one second.

SPEAKER_04

I believe that.

SPEAKER_01

I believe that too.

SPEAKER_04

I let Danity lead in every aspect of my life, so yeah. Truly. And I'm not afraid to admit it. A lot of people are like, oh, that's terrible. That's a sin. I'm like, well, if you don't like it, you don't have to live here.

SPEAKER_01

But I do believe that. Like, and I'm attracted to people who are smart and their brains too. That like for me to be attracted to someone, they have to be smart, just generally speaking. So I don't know. I I can see it both ways on that, that the brain is the biggest sex organ. Do you feel that way, Kat? Interesting. No, but you don't wait, you don't make a choice on whether you're attracted to somebody like within that first, let's say, five seconds.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I do, but I I didn't think about like the logic behind that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's crazy. Okay. A strong sense of smell is linked to better and more intense orgasms. Well, why?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, why? I would I feel like it's a sensory thing. So if if you smell if it smells good, it's gonna feel good. That's true.

SPEAKER_00

True. At least you hope.

SPEAKER_01

I will say that I had an ex-boyfriend that he smelled good because I bought him Creed. However, oh shit. Didn't always feel good. Okay. Oh, this one's my favorite, you guys. Nipple orgasms, or otherwise called nipple orgasms, are real for some women through nipple stimulation alone.

SPEAKER_04

That is very true. Yes.

SPEAKER_01

And I have me too. Kat, I really am starting to think you're my daughter. I mean, we're gonna have to talk with your mom because there's something going on.

SPEAKER_05

You know what I was thinking? I want to have my mom on and I want to have a list of like all the terms like pegging and have her like guess what it is. Oh my god, that would be so fun. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_03

That would be so fun. My mom I said something to her. Your mom what? She would be through the roof. She'd be trying way too hard.

SPEAKER_01

Would she? Oh yeah. Well, Ellie, maybe we bring your mom on too. It would be kind of fine.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know what she'd think about it, but I called my mom. I was in the shower the other day. My mom called me like twice. So I answered on the second one, thinking it was an emergency. So I'm like talking to her. I'm in and like just set my phone inside the shower. And then all of a sudden, my partner comes home while I'm in the shower in there. He jumps in with me, and we're on speaker phone for my mom, but she has no idea what's going on. She's like, What? I can't really hear you. And like we weren't doing anything, literally just showering. And I said something about I had I had previously had just told her what airtight meant. And so when she couldn't couldn't hear me, she's like, What are you saying? Like, I can't hear you. Are you airtight over there?

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god, did your partner about pass out?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, we were laughing so what does it mean? Oh my god. Airtight is like, yeah, how do you not know that? I don't know. The bunny every hole is plugged up.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, every hole has something in it. Whether it's run back and mouth. So, like with there's usually, let's just pretend we're in porn. There's a dick in your pussy, a dick in your ass, and a dick in your mouth.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

So that's called airtight. I'd also like to go on record that Ellie does a lot of girl on girls content.

SPEAKER_04

Very true. That's a lot, that's about all I do, really. It really is all you do. I know. But it's so hot.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, okay. Can we pause there though about the girl and girl? Yeah. I have questions because I don't think I've asked this. Had when did the girl and girl stuff start? Was that before OnlyFans? Had you hooked up with the girl before, or did it start?

SPEAKER_04

So I had one time with my high school sweetheart, and that was like at no choice of my own. Like I that was either you're doing it or you're out kind of deal. No pressure, no pressure at all. God, it was terrible. And then when I come home and I met my partner that I had been with for the last five years, we indulged one other time, but I had already started OnlyFans. And really, the only reason I opened that up to my relationship at all was because of the work. Had it not been, I would never have done it.

SPEAKER_05

Right.

SPEAKER_04

I get that.

SPEAKER_05

So if you never did anything, this might be a silly question, but just because people assume that's what happens, like when you were locked up and stuff, were you like were there opportunities for that? And you just never girlfriend you did. You did.

SPEAKER_01

Wait. So you guys had like oral sex with each other and stuff? Yeah, I mean, I was a pillow princess.

SPEAKER_05

Uh I wait, okay. What does it mean to be a pillow princess again?

SPEAKER_04

You just lay back and let it happen.

SPEAKER_05

So they go down on you.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, because I wasn't putting my mouth. No, ma'am. I didn't know, you know, and honestly, it does it defeats the purpose because if they're putting their mouths on me, it doesn't really matter. But I just had never actually flicked a bean before, so I didn't know if I was gonna do it right. Well, that's true. And I definitely didn't want to be the laughing stock of my pod. So I was like, we're just gonna not. And I was so afraid because you're put on such a pedestal there that if you get a judicial, everyone there and their brother is trying to take it from you.

SPEAKER_01

What's that mean?

SPEAKER_04

What is the judicial? Judicial means you go uh in front of the judge and he either tells you whether or not you can go home early or not due to your good or bad behavior.

SPEAKER_01

And why would they try and take that from you? Because they're jealous? Well, if they don't have it, they don't have it. Why do you get it? Oh, okay, because you can afford a lawyer, you're smart. Right.

SPEAKER_04

Well, they don't think that. And if they can do something to prevent you from getting it, they will. And one little fight takes you to the takes you both to solitary or something. The hole is what they call it. Yeah. Okay. All your stuff gets packed. You go to the hole. You get put in a turtle suit. Did you ever go to solitary? I did. What'd you do, you bad girl? Um so this girl was like fucking with me, and she like came. I don't know what was going on. I was talking, I don't know what had happened. It was like 11 in the afternoon, it was time to get the hell up. I was up, ready to go. I had just come home from my my little job that they tried to give me at that point, and she thought I was being too loud. So she like comes trucking down the aisle, and I was like, You if you want to jerk me off this bunk, go ahead. I mean, we're both gonna go to the hole. Right. So, and then I got in my head and and like, what the fuck? Is this just how it's supposed to be? And I was like, If somebody doesn't do something about this, I'm gonna jump head first off my bunk. And then you will. And he was like, Oh, he's like, I've had enough of you today, Puckett. And he put me in a turtle suit and took me away.

SPEAKER_02

So a turtle suit's a straight jacket? Yeah, you're in there like this.

SPEAKER_01

In the hole for how long naked, even. Well, of course, the of course the guards are gonna want to see you naked. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

You're sitting there, they don't get to see you. Like you're you're in a jacket that's like weighted.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And then your hands, like you're able to eat and stuff, but that's it's not fun. How long was it for?

SPEAKER_01

Like I think 24 hours is how long. Oh my god, 24 hours? Yeah that's inhumane.

SPEAKER_04

It isn't it is not something.

SPEAKER_01

You can't move because think about it. You can't move your arms up. How do you wipe? You have holes, okay. But your hands can reach it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, okay. Like you have holes, but you're tied here. So you can do things, but you're like movement is restricted.

SPEAKER_01

Remind me not to go to prison.

SPEAKER_04

I would I would not.

SPEAKER_01

Well, you know what? I think I honestly, Kat, I think we would last more than we think we would, but uh we don't need to.

SPEAKER_00

I would be a pillow princess. I would be too, totally. 1000%. Wait, okay, Ellie, I have now I have more questions about that. So yeah, I want to go back to that.

SPEAKER_01

It was your girlfriend in quotes. Okay. So, like, did you guys like was she in love with you? Did she really love you or what?

SPEAKER_04

No, I think it was just more for fun, more to pass the time. Like we had talked for a minute and then we decided that we were gonna like, I don't know, it's so weird too. Nobody ever talks about it. It's just if you you've kicked it more than three or four days together, that's your bitch. And everyone around thinks it too. So, and especially if you're eating together, yeah, that's a dead giveaway. Like, oh, they're a thing or they're not a thing. You go to the shower together, ha, that's a wrap. Like everybody's like, oh, what's happening in there?

SPEAKER_01

But was prison oral sex better than outside oral sex?

SPEAKER_04

No, no, girls in there think they know what they're doing, but they don't.

SPEAKER_01

Funny.

SPEAKER_05

You would just let her go down on you. You never went down on her or touched her.

SPEAKER_04

So I had the first girlfriend I had, her name was Heather, and she went down on me. And then there was a girl that was like popping out of MCC like a couple months into our relationship, and she was real weird about it. And I was like, okay, like this is not weird at all. So I like took a back seat, and then until I actually got to know the girl, the girl and I became really good friends. Her name is Tara. She actually lives in New Lex. Oh, okay. She still follows all my social media, she's very, very, very sweet. We became really good friends, and then I actually had found out what my partner was in there for.

SPEAKER_01

Which was what?

SPEAKER_04

She was in there for actually giving her son drugs and he passed away. Oh. So I was like, what the fuck? Because I didn't know. I thought she was in there for something else. Yeah. And she had lied to me and told me she was in there for that. So I was like, no way. And then Tara and I became really good friends, and Heather was like real weird about it. So that was that.

SPEAKER_01

Well, that's funny. Wait, so like when you're doing that, I mean, do they just come over to your bunk and do it and everybody watches or what?

SPEAKER_04

So legally, you're supposed to be within arm's distance of your bunk. And if you're not, you get sighted.

SPEAKER_01

Wait, they actually allow you all to eat each other out? Like that's not a they don't you don't get trouble for that?

SPEAKER_04

Oh no, you go to the shower, you you you mate in your shower, and then the curtain, you just push the curtain out and get in with your partner. Got it.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

But you're not allowed, it you'll go straight to the hole, and then there's your judicial. It's like a whole thing. It's the whole science behind.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my God. So wait, I the one scene I remember in Orange is the New Black, the girl was eating her girlfriend out in the shower.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god, Jeannie. My girlfriends, when I worked at Texas Roadhouse and at a hospital, when I first found out all this was going down, and my girlfriends were like, Oh my god, you gotta watch the Orange's New Black. Bitch, when I got in there, I was so pissed. I'm like, this ain't nothing like you don't get to walk freely. And this is like study hall, you have to have a signed piece of paper to go to and from each classroom. What the hell? I was so yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, that's funny. Oh, goodness. I don't even know.

SPEAKER_04

Was the food as bad as they say it is? No, it was honestly, if I could go back and just eat the food, like if I were made each day to just eat what they give you there, really, I would not feel like ever eating was an issue. I was plump.

SPEAKER_01

There's all those carbs that you honestly, noodles.

SPEAKER_04

You have noodles three times a day.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, beans, all kinds of stuff.

SPEAKER_04

And they give you salad too, but I think legally they have to.

SPEAKER_01

Interesting.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I'm sending you both back to get fattened up. Oh my goodness. You actually look like you put on just a few buttons.

SPEAKER_04

Just a little bit, but I can't like figure it out. Like, and when it's hot, yeah, I have a very hard time. Yesterday I I struggled. This morning I gagged while I ate my protein oatmeal. Oh no. I know, so I'm like, shit, I better start drinking those shakes again. But those shakes make me feel like I have drank eye insulation or something.

SPEAKER_00

Really?

SPEAKER_04

Because you're so full. Yes, because I'm so full and I'm so hot and I'm like, oh my god, like want to run around the house naked. Drink. It's called like extreme gain.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I think no, it's it's some mass.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

I sent a picture in the group chat.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and of course I ignored it because serious mass is what it's called. I'm not trying to gain any mass.

SPEAKER_04

1600 calories per drink.

SPEAKER_01

Holy shit. Oh. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

It could be a mil replacement, but you really shouldn't do it like that.

SPEAKER_01

Did it did it make you sick to your stomach or anything?

SPEAKER_04

Like if I drank it really fast, never bubble guts. If I drank it too fast, it would make me feel like have you ever had a cigarette?

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god. Oh my god, I have to tell you guys what happened. I have never had a cigarette. However, someone brought me over some oh caffeine things. I forget what they were called. Oh no. Or not caffeine, nicotine patches. Sorry. And patches? Or not patches, but they were like something pouches. You put them in your mouth.

SPEAKER_04

Yes. Oh god.

SPEAKER_01

I have never had nicotine in my body.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not joking. I had to sit down. I was the whole room was spinning. I was sweating.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like, I was so sick to my stomach. I thought I was going to throw up. And it was just, it was those little, those little tiny pouches that were like five milligrams or something.

SPEAKER_04

No way.

SPEAKER_01

Because I'm like, I need something to like get me going during the because I don't drink coffee or anything. I'm like, fuck. I'm never. I'm like, you ever give me one of those again, I'll kill you.

SPEAKER_05

Seriously. You do not drink coffee?

SPEAKER_01

No. No.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. I love my coffee.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, where are we at here? Oh, oh, this is a good one. The erect penis is about five to six inches long. Global studies vary, but that's the consistent figure. Like on average, five to six inches. No, it doesn't. Oh, the erect penis. So it's hard.

SPEAKER_05

I feel like I feel like that's yeah, I guess average, but that it seems love for these.

SPEAKER_01

That's because you're a size queen.

SPEAKER_05

Sorry. God loves me.

SPEAKER_04

God loves me.

SPEAKER_01

No, I'm just kidding. I've had small too. I think, yeah, I've had one small that might be.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, just one?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Everybody else I've been with has been way above average, I feel like.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but I'm not. My body count is pretty low. Yeah. I think so. I'm like, I don't know. But when I see certain shit, I'm like, hmm. Like, oh, what about that?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Where did that big penis get from?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I'm like, or like when you compare. Like, I comparing is like criminal these days because men have like they be catfishing with their height, but they also be catfishing with their dick length. Come on, Al. Yeah, sure. Or okay, okay, okay. Here's one. Okay, big on Sex Panther lately. I've been raping in the calls and I love it so hard. Wait, what's Sex Panther? What is that? Sex Panther is now another site that you can use and it's literally texting. So each text message costs money, each voice message costs money, each video and photo message costs money. Oh my god, I love it. It's honestly amazing. So it's one of the platforms that I really don't need help. So it's amazing. I've made all time like almost 10 grand on there, but I also haven't really worked it at all. I started when I was at the beginning when they give you the new badge, which is just like Cam Girls right at the beginning of your name.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

For like two weeks until that's over. And then you kind of fall off the explorer map. So it's harder for people to find you until you do the work posting four and five times a day with the different hashtags on each post to get you back in the algorithm of all the things. Wow. So so you post on there too? Yeah. You post every hour on the hour to the explorer page and the kind of the profile, like the page does the work for you. So the other day, a cat, I'm talking to this guy. He's pretty handsome. I'm trying to figure out like, why the fuck are you on here? So then he sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, oh, uh, like I didn't really know what was going on, but he had like not a fupa, but you know, like the triangle of your groin. Yeah. Like where our crease starts. It was puffy. It was puffy, chunky. Like he had a hernia. I don't think a hernia. It didn't look like a hernia. He just looked a little chubby, but he didn't look chubby anywhere else. So I'm like, wait a minute. And then his fingers were like so far pressed down into the chunk that I was like, wait, is the wee wee little or not? Like, is it that size? You have to push down the puff to make the dick bigger. Period. So I'm like, this is this is deceiving.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that it is deceiving. Yeah. So did the dick pick, was it when you initially saw it? Was it you thought it was bigger or average or what?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, so he sent me one. He sent me one like laying down and he goes to like whip it out of his pants and it just flops out. And I'm like, damn, okay. He's got some he's got some junk in the trunk. And then I see it again and I'm like, oh, what is chunky?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's chunky. It's got it's got some it's got some insulation around it.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. So do they do they have to pay more? Or well, I guess on there, do you name your own prices? Pretty much, like you set how much you want for each thing. So, like, how much does it cost to text? Or like, does it cost more for them to send you a picture?

SPEAKER_04

So, yeah, it costs more. So, each thing costs different, like your text messages, your voice messages, your photos, and then your video messages. Wow. It'll cost something. An example of how much it would cost. So my text messages to me are $175, and then my incoming like voice calls are $10. My incoming video calls are $15. So that I'm like guaranteed a certain amount.

SPEAKER_01

And how do you get paid? It gets paid through that app. And then you can just like put it into your account.

SPEAKER_04

Look your bank account up to it, and it just goes right in there.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god. I know.

SPEAKER_04

Wait, so they call you, and then how long is the phone call? So a couple days ago, I had my first humiliation video call.

SPEAKER_01

You were humiliating them?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that's fucking hard. Well, because you're so sweet. I am so kind. You are so I'm just like, darn. So I was like, you stupid bitch. You're online paying for pussy, you're already losing, you faggot. Like, oh, there's a lot. Like, you can say all kinds of shit, but it's not appropriate and it's not nice at all. And then I'm like red as a cherry. And he's like, he's like, oh my God. He said, I don't know what's cuter. The fact that you think that you can do this or how red you're getting because you can't. I was like, damn it. I'm like, okay. I was like, I hope you don't not want to call again though. He was like, no, you'll get used to it, and I think you'll really like it. But I made a thousand and fifteen dollars off of that one person. Off that one person. Oh my god. Two 45-minute phone calls. And then my reception kept messing up and it kept hanging up on us, and he kept wanting to call back. And I'm like, shit, like I gotta go to bed. Right.

SPEAKER_01

Listen.

SPEAKER_04

So every time he would call back is another payment? So yeah, like you set a so if I want $15 per minute for the video call, I can set a minimum. So mine is $10 like minimum of 10 minutes.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. So I'm guaranteed. Or $150. Sorry, thank you. Wow.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Wait, it's $10 a minute for voice calls. 15 minutes for video calls.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Oh, so then if it's like cam to cam, they're paying $15 a minute. And then if they hang up prior to the 15 minutes, I still get the fifth $150. So do they tell you what they want before they call? So sometimes I like to set some boundaries because I have an immense amount of Facebook pages right now that are pretending to be me. Yeah. And Meta will do nothing for even us that pay for DCMA companies, Meta won't do anything. Meta will take all of the content down, but they won't remove the profile. So your profile can remain 10,000 followers, and each time you decide to steal my content, your views are still there. Yeah. So it's kind of shitty, but a lot shitty.

SPEAKER_01

I don't like it. Every time I see one, I report them.

SPEAKER_04

It sucks so bad. It's So I'm like trying to figure that out, but there's really nothing there's nothing you can do.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. We need to put watermarks on all your stuff too.

SPEAKER_04

Which that doesn't help.

SPEAKER_01

It doesn't?

SPEAKER_04

They'll just use it. So they can just save it and repost it with someone. Re-post it. Or they'll change one simple thing in your username that makes it actually look like theirs. Or what sucks for me is that if I use the watermark on everything, I can't use it anywhere. True. True. Right. Wait, why can't you? Because it'll have a watermark to another profile. So right now, TikTok is flagging you for impersonating another person. And for people like me that have 25 plus accounts, your own shutdown. They're all getting shut down or flagged, and then you have to reappeal them, which there's no rules in the T and the terms of service that states you're not allowed to have more than one. Right. So you can monetize on any of them.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, wait. How how do they find you on Sex Panther? I want to make sure that everybody knows.

SPEAKER_04

So I really don't know how you find me on there. Well, do you have a handle or a name?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's just Ellie Ray. Okay. And it's R-A-E, right? Yep. Okay. That's it? Just those? Just Ellie Ray. All one word.

SPEAKER_04

I'm pretty much the only Ellie Ray around that's I love it. Super substantial.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna go on there and follow you. Yeah. I'm gonna call you. When I can't get a hold of you for two days, I'll be like, I'm coming to do a wellness check.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I'm requesting a video call.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's super cool. I I had some help getting it going back when I first decided, like, oh, I want to get up on this platform again. I I had anticipation of having someone else run it because it's so hard, but you literally can't have someone else run it. But Carly helped post to the for you so that I could get back in the algorithm and all the things. And so far, the last 30 days I've made almost six grand. So I'm like, oh my god, I want to do this. I'm gonna do it too. Kat, if you do look, use my referral. Okay, I'm gonna do it. It's so good. Yeah. Yeah, I will.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna do it. Honestly, I think you should. I mean, how for years I've got to do that.

SPEAKER_04

So listen, the first two weeks extremely important. Like the first two weeks, you post every hour on the hour to your Explorer page, and they're not they're like implied photos, not implied bikini shots, whatever it is, but you're posting every hour on the hour, and then the first two weeks while you're new, they push your profile.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. So you got we're gonna set up conference.

SPEAKER_04

So wait, no nude every hour. No nudity on those. Oh, you can put whatever you want on there, but I prefer I uh my suggestion to you is to not give it all for free. Right, I agree. Yeah, leave something for the imagination so they want to talk.

SPEAKER_01

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Okay, Cap. Every hour we're gonna have a quick conference call for five minutes. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04

Starting my text my girlfriend's like, hey, post on Panther, or I'll send a screenshot of what I've made that night, and I'm like, hey, this is your sign. Tomorrow, get on it.

SPEAKER_01

That's so funny. So you've made six grand in one month.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I'm just pissed of all the men that I've like texted and talked to and everything. You're charged for it.

SPEAKER_04

It's crazy. And here's what's like in Satan when men are like, oh, you gold digger, y'all make it too easy. They they gotta even pick up a shovel. Right. Right digging out here for a while. I don't even have to touch a shovel. Right. Hell, you guys make it way too easy.

SPEAKER_01

That is so funny. There must be, you know, I just think there's so many men, and even younger men that are they they use those kinds of platforms to maybe build their confidence or something. I don't know. For sure.

SPEAKER_04

So yeah. Because I'm telling you, these young guys, shoo, they're this the guy that was paying me to humiliate him had just been let down so many times. He was talking some crazy, wants to hide wanted to quote unquote. This was the hour-long conversation we had. This would have this is what it was about. Yeah, he wanted to hire me a lawyer that could take all of his money for me, and then at some point wanted to make sure that I could off him and not get in trouble.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

I was like, um I mean, talk about a fantasy. Here's the thing. Your girl's been in there. Yeah, she ain't never going back. You aren't worth my money. Honestly, no. I wanted to. I'm like, here's the thing. It's a dark, it's a dark world in there. You don't know, but I do. It's like, well, we're not going back for nothing.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, it's gonna have to be millions and millions.

SPEAKER_04

And and like, yeah, like signing the deed over to your house and things like that. I'm like, guy, the likelihood of that, but we can we can fantasize about how it would go down.

SPEAKER_01

But there are, but I think we mentioned this once before, and I tried to find somebody who did it, but there are people that have money and they want to they want someone to actually take their money and that's their fetish.

SPEAKER_04

For yeah, for someone. I have one of those that that hits me up.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, okay. Run it, cat. Yeah. What the hell? Yeah, why aren't you? I just don't know the OS stuff and things like that. You're hot.

SPEAKER_05

You could do this with me. Right. I don't know. Maybe I mean I have a profile I've just never posted.

SPEAKER_01

Wait, you have a you have a Sex Panther profile? No, no, OnlyFans. Oh, oh, only fans. Forget OnlyFans. I don't like them anymore. Number one, they just don't do anything for my girls. You know, if you're gonna be that strict, if you're gonna be that strict, why are why are you a sex site?

SPEAKER_04

No, honestly, you want to know what pisses me off? Snapchat.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, Snapchat.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, god, the amount of money that can be made there. Wait, so what's money? Snapchat. Uh well, I got flagged today. I don't know why, but I have a couple private profiles, and underneath the private profile will be a story map. And if you're not careful, you'll accidentally upload a nude to the story map. And I uploaded a nude today to the god darn story map. And and they said, oh, timeout, slap on the wrist. So I'm like, ooh, tiss tisk. Here comes Snapchat with all the timeouts. They're playing with me.

SPEAKER_01

Well, but here's the thing I mean, it's Snapchat. It was designed for that.

SPEAKER_04

Honestly, in the beginning, and now that it's not become such something that's not, why have we not capitalized on that?

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, that's what I know.

SPEAKER_04

I thought there was the subscription one. Like there is, but honey, you can't get away. Oh, I have Snapchat Plus on all of my Snapchats. There's they're nothing special other than I can put a fucking background behind our chat. But that's stupid.

SPEAKER_05

Why wouldn't Snapchat capitalize on that and allow it?

SPEAKER_04

I don't honestly know if it's because of like legality, like DCMA. I'm sure there is so much into it. Otherwise, I cannot be the first content creator to think, yeah, why is there something why is there not something out there like Snapchat that we can use? Well, it sounds like Sex Panther is a great one.

SPEAKER_02

Truly. I mean, it has become that's where I'm at. Faka OnlyFans. And what's cool about Sex Panther and Instagram, all of them.

SPEAKER_04

Everyone needs to listen up here. But what's cool about Sex Panther is that if you get on there, they are all about the user and not about the consumer at all. So if you get on there and buy a video that you asked for and you don't like it, tough shit.

SPEAKER_01

Oh.

SPEAKER_04

So if you ask for your money back, you get banned from the site altogether. Oh my god. So just keep that in mind. Oh, I like that. I'm telling you, I love that.

SPEAKER_01

That's a woman that created that. 100%. Guaranteed. I'm gonna go look and see who developed it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

We need to invest in it.

SPEAKER_04

Yep, it'll show you exactly their username and tell you that they're no longer active. Wow.

SPEAKER_01

Wow. Who is in Fashion Week in New York? Taylor. Taylor. Oh, it's her. Taylor is in Fashion Week. Okay. And how who's she walking for?

SPEAKER_04

I don't know. Somebody that lives here in Ohio.

SPEAKER_01

Well, that's interesting.

SPEAKER_04

He actually lives in Logan.

SPEAKER_01

And he has a fashion line?

SPEAKER_04

Let me ask her really quick.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, ask her.

SPEAKER_04

And is do we know?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I mean, what is it? What kind of line is it? Is it like athletic gear?

SPEAKER_04

Um, last year they did latex. She had these crazy Edward scissor hand things on. It was she had a wig on. It was latex. It was it was beautiful. Well, especially with her body.

SPEAKER_05

Wait, so what fashion week is this?

SPEAKER_04

New York?

SPEAKER_01

New York, yeah. So Kat, that's why I want us to get up. We I mean we can all share a room. She's getting us the dates. I went it's September something. I think it's like the middle of September.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Toodle. She just needs to spell it. T-U-T-E-L. Okay. On September 12th. 9-12. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

T-U-T-L toodle. Okay, I'm just gonna tell you both right now. I know New York very, very well. Right around that date, the United Nations is in session. Always. So they're they're usually in session for 9-11, but they'll be in session for that whole week. We may not be able to find a hotel room. So I'll look.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, she said that it's hard. If we didn't book it now, we probably wouldn't be able to find anything.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I've got some pool though. Okay. We can probably find a hotel room. And then is it just that one day? And can she get us tickets?

SPEAKER_04

Uh she can't get us tickets. We have to buy tickets. Oh, well that no, that's fine. Um, but yeah, she did get us a link. She sent it in a group chat, but I don't know where it's at. I can't find it. Okay. I'm so excited. I've never been to New York. Oh my god. I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_05

If you're not gonna be supportive, then like fuck off. Yeah, I'm not gonna do your Botox.

SPEAKER_04

I totally that one. You're so you sound like Aaron.

SPEAKER_01

You're so damn funny. Wait, are you coming up Saturday morning, Cat, or not? For the show.

SPEAKER_05

I gotta find, I think we'll be there. Oh, but I think we're coming to Columbus. I'm just was waiting to find out, but we might be out on a boat, so but I think that might be Friday.

SPEAKER_03

So I'll I have to figure out are you gonna be on your friend's boat?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, Jinique. Jake. You need it honestly. Like, you are more than welcome to hang out with him easily. No, listen.

SPEAKER_04

I said he said something about something about uh haha, like I gotta vote. I said, is Kat on the boat?

SPEAKER_05

Oh I haven't been on the boat. He said no.

SPEAKER_04

He said no. He's at Little League right now. That's funny. Little league? Yeah, yeah, it's something with your voy or something. I still have it in my DM.

SPEAKER_05

Probably soccer or somebody. He's honestly one of the funniest people I've ever met. He's one of my favorite people. And he wouldn't be some like weird ass dude to like hang out with one-on-one or like without me or anything. He's very respectful. He is literally down for anything. I want to meet him. He's got boats, trucks, excavators.

SPEAKER_01

And I mean, I don't want to meet him because of any relationship. I just want to meet him because anybody that's out finds. You should come in on the boat. Oh, he's great. So that I couldn't. I would probably I would. I would absolutely come out.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, no, he's so cool. Okay. And he usually knows someone for anything, like tons of connection type things. That's pretty wild. Especially when it comes to like work and like, yeah, I said something about you're the guy with the heavy equipment hookup. Yes, yes, that's him.

SPEAKER_04

He's like, I could probably do something around here.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Did you ever meet up with him to do those pictures or anything? You should.

SPEAKER_04

No, should I know, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You really should. I mean, like you and like a like the bucket of a dude, the bucket lifted with some red bottom heel, dude.

SPEAKER_04

That would be fire.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and just enough of your cherry butt, you know, cherry bottom butt showing with a red thong for sure. Oh, that's underneath the little skirt. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So my dream is to eventually like my photo shoot dream. I want now that I have the red bottoms, I have to get them M3'd. Do you know what that is? No. Oh, yeah, so they're sealed. Yeah, they m3 the bottom of them. So they can't do that. Scratch. I need to. I stepped on a grain of sand and they're not they can't take it. One time wearing them out of the house, and they're fine. Same. So I'm like, damn, okay, don't want to do that. But my dream is to rent a flat black hurricane and be in like this really short baby doll dress with my red bottoms. Yes. Around Valentine's.

SPEAKER_01

What's what's a hurricane? Is that a is that like an SUV?

SPEAKER_04

No, it's a sports car. It's like a supercar.

SPEAKER_01

Who it is?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Who makes it?

SPEAKER_01

I mean, my god, I've got to have something like that.

SPEAKER_04

Lamborghini Hurricon.

SPEAKER_01

Oh. A Lamborghini? Yeah. My friend down in Florida probably has it. He has several.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, really.

SPEAKER_05

Well, we have a connection to the toy barn in Dublin right there. Oh, that's right. Yeah, because I took Ryder to ride in a Lamborghini for his birthday.

SPEAKER_04

Used to have relations with some guy that used to buy bikes off up there. What the hell is his name? I forget his name. He was handsome. Thursday through Sunday.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, you do? Okay, good.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I'm normally like running around my house like a little crackhead trying to put furniture together. And he's like, Can you just sit down? And I'm like, put the house ain't together yet.

SPEAKER_05

You need to say, No, can you come and help me? He sits here. His new thing is like he gets these hobbies and he goes all in. Like he was buying fancy dress shoes, and now he like the whole dining room has turned into his little shoe elf workshop where he was like refinishing the leather. Yes. So like with Russ, he works all day. And like so, like the scrolling thing, like it's not like he's off Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, or what Thursday night. Yeah, so Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Wind down, like okay, he's sometimes like me when I'm relaxing.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I know that's a lot of work. He was like, Ellie, don't hate me, but I'm gonna be in bed at 8:30. Yeah, like that's hard work. So he doesn't want to do hard work. Manual labor. Yeah, he's there in spirit, like he's there with you. Yeah, and as long as he's sitting down on the couch and he's not complaining about it and he's just keeping me silent company, I don't care. Okay, and either does he exactly because you guys that's his quality time, so you can't fault him for that. Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Did he where's he is he working out of town still?

SPEAKER_04

It's it's really close to here, it's like 13 minutes away, it's where his house is.

SPEAKER_01

But where's he working? Jeffersonville.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, he's probably working on Jeffersonville on the new construction project down there. Yeah, because my sister's boyfriend is there wait a minute for that.

SPEAKER_01

What are they doing at Jeffersonville? Because all the stores went out of business, right?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, no, it's some some Intel type of thing. Like it's a date at Everest shit. Interesting.

SPEAKER_01

Fun night, you guys. What facts surprised you the most?

SPEAKER_04

I think that the erection is four to five inches, five to six inches, five to six inches, yeah. Yeah, on average.

SPEAKER_01

I'd say the vagina expanding length. Tand one's a good one. That is a good one for real.

SPEAKER_04

Like that one, I'm like that one's probably I want to change mine.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Tinting. Remember tinting, T E Nintendo, or somebody's making tents or whatever. You know what? I think we all three agree that that's the one I was. I'm like, how is that possible? I didn't even know it. Okay, remember to follow Ellie everywhere.

unknown

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01

Do you want me to put in do you have your like is your link tree the best way for them to follow you on every platform?

SPEAKER_04

My website now. It's Elliegray.com.

SPEAKER_01

No way. Yeah, it's open going.

SPEAKER_04

It's so cute. I can't wait to. So the California trip is to essentially get a video that we can like put up to the to the front of the the website and then new photos because the photos that are up there are a couple years old. I've been so out of the whole shooting thing. Yeah, I need to get more country content out there. But I love this for you, and I can't wait to go on it too. Oh, you haven't seen it in the what? No, okay, it's so cute. Yeah, there's a collab with me, it's for girls only. Okay, and then I just am recently gonna put shop my closet. Cool. Oh, that's cool. There's a donation tab, which is un kind of unnecessary, but we'll have it there just because and then there's you can find all of my like explicit pages and then everything else that's on there too. Love this for you.

SPEAKER_01

So much better than Linktree because people will go to your website. Uh-huh. And again, it's L E Ra E dot com. That is super simple. I believe that wasn't taken.

SPEAKER_04

It was. I had to pay $5,000 for it. What? Yeah. Yeah, that's a thing. Honestly, like cat, if you like cat what like cat Von D, like obviously that's going to be taken, but if that's what she wanted to cat galore, like that would probably be taken too. Yeah, they're all taken. Oh, you can offer the current owner.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because they don't even have anything on it. People went out and bought the domain. Correct.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I was surprised that ours wasn't taken.

SPEAKER_04

This is very that's very unique though.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Well, it doesn't have the three X's because I had to fix that because of Facebook after it already done a logo. So then we just went to VXN, which I like better. It forced us to do it. Okay. At any rate, L Eray.com. Please go, please go check out her website.

SPEAKER_05

And this Ellie, when you're ready to make some more content, you said some country one, you can come out here and shoot with my corn.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I love you.

SPEAKER_00

You're so cute.

SPEAKER_01

And just she was just feeding the deer. That's all she was doing. Literally. She was trying to create a sanctuary like I had.

unknown

That's so cute.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Okay. This is a reminder to follow us on iHeart, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts. And you can email us at infovathevixenchronicles.com or you can go to our website too. Yeah. And just click on there. So stay sexy, you savages, and we'll catch you on the next one. Say bye, everybody. Bye. Bye.

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