Irene, Kat & Ellie play......."Would you rather & Bad Choices"

Irene, Kat, and Ellie — may have had a few glasses of wine, and then decided to dive headfirst into a filthy “Would You Rather” game. They debate loud vs. silent sex, socks during fucking, missionary vs. acrobatic positions, lights on or off, and whether they’d rather bone their celeb crush or hate-fuck someone they despise. 

The conversation turns deliciously raunchy with confessions: moms reading sexts, accidental Alexa broadcasts of booty videos, power-move blowjobs (especially right after lip filler), strap-on mastery, squirting secrets, and a three-month marathon with a guy who literally couldn’t cum. They gush over dirty talk, toe-curling voices and hands, vibrators that actually deliver, and wild public sex stories that almost got them arrested. 

Raw, unfiltered, giggly, horny girl talk at its absolute hottest. Pure VXN Chronicles FUN! 🔥

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Welcome to the Vixen Chronicles, erotic explorations and unapologetic talk. Tonight we're going to have some fun as Kat comes back into the Vixen Den after her religious sabbatical last weekend. We may ask her a little bit about that. And we have the one and only Ellie Ray back to play with us tonight. Probably not exactly what you guys are thinking, but we're going to play Would You Rather and Bad Choices After Dark. And guaranteed this is going to be a very fun episode because we had a little bit of dinner and we've been drinking. So we're just going to record it. This is your content warning. This show is about sex, every kind and flavor of sex. And if you think any topic is not your thing, please don't listen to it. Also, if you're other under 18, easy for me to say, you better stop listening right now or I'm calling your mom. My lawyer makes me say that. And this is a reminder to send your feedback, questions, story ideas, whatever. If you happen to have my personal phone number, you can text me to info at the VixenCronicles.com and it's a VXN. And then please follow and listen on iHeart, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, and you'll get notified when we publish new episodes, which we try to do weekly on Mondays, but it doesn't always work out that way. Oh Lord. I'm telling you, these girls, we're first of all, it's nighttime and we're drunk. Well, one of us is.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

One plus one. One plus one plus one. I feel like the Riesling is like, what's going on?

SPEAKER_02 1:46

It goes down easy, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_00 1:49

But then it creeps up on you when you're waking up.

SPEAKER_02 1:51

Oh, how you guys, you know you're more than welcome to spend the night just saying. My little girl would be tripping. Well, which is why you should have brought her because I would have put her in my bedroom.

SPEAKER_00 2:00

Aw well, this is her house.

SPEAKER_02 2:03

Guess what? She lives with me in that bedroom. That's it.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

Well, next time I'll bring we'll just follow you, just like she does. Yeah. She loves new people.

SPEAKER_02 2:10

I love that.

SPEAKER_00 2:11

She's so kind.

SPEAKER_02 2:13

She sheds. What's her name again?

SPEAKER_00 2:14

Her name is Hui.

SPEAKER_02 2:15

I don't care if she sheds. My partner. My partner's dog when he would bring him here, the German shepherd. Right, right. Cat sheds.

SPEAKER_00 2:24

Come on.

SPEAKER_02 2:25

Well, at any rate. Hello, Vexenhood. Hello. Hello. Welcome back and thank you for listening. I have two of my favorite people here tonight. I have Kat Nelly. And y'all ready? Yes, say hello, my kittens. Y'all know they're funny, they're smart, they're sexy, they're fucking hot. They're just so fucking hot. Also, our mascot, Jolene, is in the room with us tonight because we have some visitors in the house and she just wants to be near them. And I'm sure she will absolutely annoy us at the most inconvenient times. And if not, then just consider ourselves lucky. Okay, so tonight we are playing Would You Rather? Or and Bad Choices. So I'm gonna ask you guys questions. You answer them.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

And then you'll answer them. And then I'll answer them.

SPEAKER_02 3:17

Or I may answer them ahead of time. Who the hell knows? Who knows? Because there's that one. I'm like, that's just fucking rude. I'm not answering that question. Okay, this is a problem. Hold on a second. So we're playing Would You Rather or Bad Choices After Dark, and we might just combine them all.

SPEAKER_03 3:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 3:38

So, okay, you guys ready? Would you rather have sex only in complete silence or only while making constant loud noises for the rest of your life? Which one would you rather do?

SPEAKER_00 3:50

Only making constant loud noises.

SPEAKER_02 3:51

Loud noises on thousands. I'm like that. Fucking, I can't even imagine.

SPEAKER_00 3:56

Honestly, for me, I feel like it would depend on what kind of eye contact was being made. Because I could actually do the quiet.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

I don't care if you have me like moo like a cow, bark like a dog. Like, there's gotta be noises.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

Like, I just made a reel that said women do not like it when men are quiet when they finish. Not at all. Roar at me, bark, growl at me, give us hand signals or something. We need something.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Like any kind of noise.

SPEAKER_00 4:20

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:21

Like if I'm sucking your dick and you're not making any noises whatsoever, it's like, am I it's is that okay? Are you alive? Are you breathing? Are you enjoying it? Yeah, should I stop?

SPEAKER_02 4:30

And literally, so funny. My partner, I'm like, tell me how much you love it, like how good it feels, or something.

SPEAKER_01 4:37

I need to hear you being turned on because it turns me.

SPEAKER_02 4:39

But he's always been a big talker, too. So yeah, yeah. And I'm a dirty, dirty, I'm a motherfucking dirty talker.

SPEAKER_00 4:45

I heard.

SPEAKER_02 4:45

We have heard. Oh, shut up.

SPEAKER_00 4:48

Like, I didn't do too much of that. I did a little. But the last time I got laid, it was so deep and sensual, and the talking was so nice. Yeah. So I'm like, hmm. Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

Have you and Russ? Yes. Have you slept together? Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Well, duh. Like multiple times, obviously. Okay, okay. What was the first time? Like, was it like very slow and deep and sensual? Okay. There's nothing better. Yeah, like that.

SPEAKER_02 5:16

Look me in my eyes, make love to me, and when you come, you better fucking say my name. Would you rather your partner always wear socks during sex or never kiss you during foreplay?

SPEAKER_00 5:28

Ew, just wear the socks.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

I wouldn't even know. Right.

SPEAKER_00 5:32

Yeah, what? I have to have the kisses. We have to have the kisses. Yeah, have to. Kisses are hugely. But I'm like real weird about socks. Like if you sleep with your socks on, I can't date you. I agree. I wouldn't even notice. Oh, god darn. I have to listen. Like, I always like to touch your feet. Like the crit the cricket, they call it cricketing. Like we do like rub feet. Oh, yeah. You're right. Rub your feet together. Hey, I'm a cricketer. Kyle does that too. And I'm like, put your feet on me.

SPEAKER_01 6:01

Yeah. Oh. Put your chain on me. I'll start like snuggling.

SPEAKER_02 6:04

Do I need to uh take out his name? Is it Russ or Kyle? Does it matter?

SPEAKER_01 6:07

It doesn't matter. Okay, you're sure? Yeah, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_02 6:10

Okay, cool. Um because it can be any Kyle.

SPEAKER_01 6:12

I'll have a Kyle. We all have a fucking Kyle.

SPEAKER_02 6:15

Kyle's we know the Kyle's. They're hot, they're Tauruses, and they're sexy. And they're bothered.

SPEAKER_00 6:22

They're so bothered. I'm just kidding. Okay. Can't live with them. Can't live without them.

SPEAKER_02 6:27

Oh my god, the fucking sex with them.

SPEAKER_00 6:29

The Kyle. Red hair. I don't know. It's the ginger.

SPEAKER_02 6:32

It is the ginger. Motherfucking gingers again.

SPEAKER_00 6:35

I've never had a ginger.

SPEAKER_02 6:36

I never have either. I'm just joking.

SPEAKER_00 6:38

Oh my god. I was like, I don't, I didn't realize how many freckles we had. He's like, Yeah, I'm I'm a ginger. It's because I'm a ginger. I'm not a ginger, you know? And I was like, yeah, baby, I got it.

SPEAKER_02 6:48

Yeah, we got this, babe. Don't worry. This is the one. This is one I have a story about, and I'll fill you in.

SPEAKER_03 6:54

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

And when you guys have stories, you better tell them.

SPEAKER_03 6:57

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 6:57

Because we have a million questions here. We're never going to get through them, but we're going to do this again. That was okay. Would you rather accidentally send a nude to your boss or have your mom read your entire sexting history out loud?

SPEAKER_00 7:11

Would my mom read my entire sex history out loud? My boss. My mom thinks that shit is funny.

SPEAKER_01 7:17

My mom thinks it's so funny. No, my mom would be like, mortified for real.

SPEAKER_00 7:23

My mom's like, yeah, just be careful. Yeah, just be careful. No, no. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_03 7:29

No.

SPEAKER_02 7:30

Okay. I think I've told you guys this story, but a while back when my mom was still living, I had bought her an iPad so that she could read books online and I could adjust the font so she could read them because you know, as she was getting older, she was going blind, kind of thing. What I didn't realize is if I put my Apple ID on that motherfucking iPad, that you she was gonna get all your shit. She she got every text, every sex, everything. Wait, this bitch read them for six months and told my two brothers. Told my two brothers, like they would all get together and talk about it. I had no clue. No clue. And what happened was is that the guy Okay, so your mom was reading the text for six months. And wait, and sharing them with my fucking brothers. Okay, here's what happened. I was with this guy who was awesome but super abusive. And so my brother called me one day. He's like, I'm gonna fill you in on a little fucking secret. And I'm like, what? He goes, I'm gonna kill your motherfucking boyfriend. Either you break up with him this weekend or he'll be dead and they'll never find him. I'm like, oh, okay, well, what's going on? He's like, We've been reading your texts for six months, and I don't like the way he talks to you.

SPEAKER_00 8:42

Oh, period.

SPEAKER_02 8:42

And I'm like, okay, well, I guess, I guess he'll be moving out this weekend. Oh my god. He goes, You let me know if I need to come up there and help him move out.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

Oh my god, that is so funny.

SPEAKER_02 8:52

It was horrifying. I was horrified. The fact that my mom and my two brothers read, saw everything. That is so funny. So from that though, whenever I call my youngest brother, because he's just a little asshole to me, even though I love him so much. When I call him, the he never took the ringtone off. It plays super freak.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

That is so funny.

SPEAKER_02 9:12

So yeah, there's my sexting story. My mom read them all, just so you know.

SPEAKER_01 9:17

Oh my goodness. How soundproof are these walls and they're pretty soundproof. Okay, I got a story.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:23

So after my child was born, yeah. And I was like back and forth with his father. We were like off. Right. But like I and I had this long distance thing going on. But I didn't want to be open and like hurt his feelings and be on bad terms because I needed somebody to watch her child when I would go out of town monthly to see my man. So I got sick of like the lies and like trying to come up with excuses. Well, my birthday was coming up. So I mailed myself this fake letter that was supposed to be from my little sister. And I had it this basically, I got this letter in the mail. I opened it right in front of me. I was like, oh my gosh, what is this? Like a birthday surprise, a yoga retreat trip. And I had this whole itinerary of everything. Because if I was like, Oh, I'm going out of town on a work trip. He'd be like, Yeah, okay, no, yeah, right, you're going to see so-and-so. So I'm like, Well, I can't say no to this. Like, oh, it's Valentine's Day weekend, an early birthday trip. So he thinks I'm on this yoga retreat. Oh my god. And I'm like, I'm I can't like answer my phone if you call. So, like, unless my job's dying, like, figure it out, feed him some Tylenol. I don't know, but like, I'm gonna be like in my zen and meditating, like, definitely not having sex with anybody.

SPEAKER_00 10:37

So while I'm She reminds me of Sandra Bullock so much.

SPEAKER_01 10:42

I know, I know so while I'm there, I don't know what I did. I think like the whole syncing thing, I guess my phone synced with my Alexa. Oh, because I was trying to set up a cute slideshow for like a screensaver, but it synced my whole camera role.

SPEAKER_00 10:59

It will.

SPEAKER_02 11:00

Oh my god, no way.

SPEAKER_01 11:02

Oh my god, it will.

SPEAKER_02 11:03

Yeah, no, so no, no, no, that's worse than my mom reading my text and sex.

SPEAKER_00 11:08

So my whole camera roll, like, oh my god, I'm sitting there like the kitchen cooking breakfast, and there's my booty hole.

SPEAKER_01 11:15

No, because it's your whole camera roll. Yeah, except I'm on this yoga retreat. Yeah, meanwhile, BD's at the house blowing my phone up. He's seeing everything, all the photos I'm taking. Like, how's yoga? I'm like, oh yeah, it was a hard class this morning. We did eat it. Like, just lying out my asshole. No way. And he's like, Oh, well, I didn't know this yoga retreat was like a sex retreat type of thing. And I'm like, what are you talking about? You're racing job too. Then he tells me, I'm like, shit. So I'm on the phone with like Amazon. I'm like, delete, delete. And it's like, oh, this may take like set up to 72 hours. I'm like, bitch, I don't have 72 hours. I need and he's sitting here sending me screenshots of my camera while I was dying. Yeah. Dying.

SPEAKER_02 12:00

Oh. Oh my god. That's horrifying.

SPEAKER_00 12:04

And once it connects, it doesn't matter if you shut your phone off or not. It's still rolling. No, it's it's there.

SPEAKER_01 12:08

No, and you can't delete it right away. It's it literally takes up to three days. You have to like submit for it. I'm like, this is you can't get on and edit it. It there's nothing.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

So glad I didn't do it, Alexa. Because my ass, my God, I can't even tell you the pictures and videos.

SPEAKER_01 12:21

That's why, like, when I'm on social media now, if I go to send something like a Facebook chat or like Teams, I'm like, no, you do not have access to view. Like limited access because I'm not playing that again. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:30

No fucking way. No way. Oh my god, I would have died.

SPEAKER_00 12:34

No.

SPEAKER_02 12:34

But tell us about your booty hole.

SPEAKER_00 12:36

No, for real. Okay, so I'm like, can I connect it? And I'm thinking, huh, like, okay. It's probably not gonna pull things from like that old picture us. I'm like, wait a goddamn go. Like, are you kidding? Yeah, it was a wishlist gift. So I'm like, oh, I have to have this thing, you know. My girlfriend Bailey was telling me about it. I'm like, okay, get the 15-incher because my counter my counter's not too big. Yeah. Um, and then I it asked me one time, allow connect your photos, and I just of course you do. I have a breakfast.

SPEAKER_02 13:05

I allow photos to everything. I'm gonna rethink that now.

SPEAKER_01 13:08

Yeah, yeah. I did it to Teams. I went to send something like no, yeah, but it was just like to send a photo, like, cause I'll send screenshots. And then like I went to send one one time. I'm like, why is all this stuff in there? Like, no, I don't want you guys to have access. All it takes is me to be drunk or me, like butt dial or something, and like anything. Yeah, no, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 13:26

I can't even imagine. Okay, you ready for the next one, girls? Yes, okay. Actually, this is funny enough. I think this is easy for us, but would you rather have sex in a risky public place where you might get caught or film a private video that you'll never show anyone? Either or. Either or, right?

SPEAKER_00 13:45

Yeah, I know preference.

SPEAKER_02 13:47

We're all good for both.

SPEAKER_01 13:48

Yeah. I've done both.

SPEAKER_02 13:49

Yeah, we've all done both for sure.

SPEAKER_01 13:52

There's photos and videos of me sucking a dick on a balcony out there somewhere. Talk with my eight fancy boyfriend, and we look down, and there's like a whole fan club paparazzi down there of little girls waiting for autographs. Like, sorry. Sorry, just there sucking his dick. Yeah. We know you like traumatized the whole school bus. Right.

SPEAKER_02 14:11

I did traumatize a whole school bus in New York City. Thank God it wasn't local. Um, because I might be on a registered sex offender somewhere, but I do have a middle school behind my home.

SPEAKER_01 14:22

Yeah, why how are you allowed to live here?

SPEAKER_02 14:24

Call it the juvenile detention center.

SPEAKER_01 14:29

One time though, in middle school, my old Bestie and I like we did took like slutty little pics when we were younger. And I think it was just like brawls and underwear, like lingerie. Yeah. But it and it uploaded to a like a photo site, like like pic share. I don't know what those you know what I'm talking about, where you can like used to upload mass upload your photos. We walked into the computer lab. The link got out somewhere. We walked into the computer lab, and our underwear lingerie pictures were on every single like computer in the computer lab.

SPEAKER_02 14:59

Oh my god, that's Todd porn, by the way. Yeah, there's a I have a story around that too from my middle son. I'm telling you, it's their second kids.

SPEAKER_01 15:06

They are yeah, I remember you telling me. Yep. That's me.

SPEAKER_00 15:10

Wait, you're a second child. My middle child since well, I take I retract that aggressively because I don't necessarily have that anymore.

SPEAKER_02 15:21

Right. We grow out of it. I'm I was a middle child too. I'm a middle child. I yeah, of course you are.

SPEAKER_00 15:26

Yeah, yeah. Of course you are.

SPEAKER_02 15:29

We're all middle children.

SPEAKER_00 15:30

You lie. I'm done.

SPEAKER_02 15:32

I mean, we're all overachievers, we're all ornery as fuck, and we're all okay with it. Yes, here we are. Would you rather give up kissing forever or give up oral sex forever? Shit. I'm and here was my response to that. That's just fucking rude. Yeah, I'm not answering that. I'm not because I'm getting both.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

Yeah, no matter what. Yeah, yeah. So I'm just gonna rule it out that that's both, that's the same thing. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_02 16:02

Yeah, it's a boundary issue.

SPEAKER_00 16:03

We're so oral sex, like kissing is kissing, is so intimate. It is so intimate.

SPEAKER_02 16:08

It actually, to me, it's even more intimate than oral sex, but I'm not giving up either fucking one, just so we're clear.

SPEAKER_01 16:14

I mean, I would give up giving oral, like sure. Absolutely, same. You would? Uh-huh. Yeah, but they got a slender too. I don't know though, man. I mean, I do like to do it, and I'm really good at it. Especially when I'm drunk, I'm like, Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_02 16:24

I love sucking on a good dick.

SPEAKER_01 16:26

Period. Same. That's my like power move right there. Yeah. Like, hey, things aren't bad here.

SPEAKER_00 16:30

Let me wake up with my tucking my lip the other day. And I thought, Katie, can you cannot?

SPEAKER_01 16:36

Absolutely not. Especially if you just got filler. What?

SPEAKER_00 16:39

Oh, you can't because you got filler? I have a new technique. It'll mess it up.

SPEAKER_01 16:42

You gotta say it will cause micro and ball up.

SPEAKER_00 16:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

That's why I feel like I got a little lumpy thing here, but I'm like, eh, I'm gonna rub it.

SPEAKER_00 16:50

And you can pull it to the bottom, because that's what I've done.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

Oh, underneath there. Uh-huh. That's because you're tucking your lip and then it's I straight like fan my tongue and pull down on him. I don't know what I was doing, but I get my head about my lips too now. So I'm like trying to be careful. Right. So literally this one, he's like, What were you doing? That's like illegal in probably every state. I don't know what it was, but it just suck.

SPEAKER_02 17:12

It's so much easier.

SPEAKER_01 17:13

It sucking.

SPEAKER_00 17:14

I mean, just like the fresh I don't think. And like, even if they can feel it, I what I do, especially with I love sucking the dick right after I get lip filler. Because your lips like huge as fuck and it looks ducky and it has to look hot. Like I don't care what it does. It has to look hot. Yeah, but it feels different. Feels different to me. It does. And I like that. Yeah. To me, it almost feels like it's rubbing it in a way that soothes it, but you don't have to be there like rubbing your lip in front of everybody. Yeah. Yeah. True. So it's like, I don't know. I like that shit.

SPEAKER_02 17:41

We need we need to redo that.

SPEAKER_01 17:43

I need like a fake dick to like see it.

SPEAKER_02 17:46

Because I don't know what excuse me, madam. I'm my sex machine is right there in that closet.

SPEAKER_01 17:51

We'll give you plenty of dados to play. Let's let's go back to photos.

SPEAKER_02 17:55

Okay, you guys. Seriously, like we need to do redo the art of the blowjob, the three of us.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:00

Totally. We need to redo the blow.

SPEAKER_01 18:01

And what is that? The art of the blowjob. Talking about blowjobs.

SPEAKER_02 18:04

Just talking about how we do blowjobs.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

And I think it'd be so funny to have our men chime in to like record a clip of them explaining it. Yes. Because that would yeah, that'd be funny. That would be cool.

SPEAKER_00 18:14

I wonder, Kyle would probably do something like that.

SPEAKER_02 18:16

Look, you know what we could do, you guys, is we could record them at home or something and say, like, talk.

SPEAKER_00 18:20

Nope, nope. I gotta see something like that. I feel like Kyle would not be his genuine self unless he were in the present. Because he's a very flirty guy and loves his personality like that. He's gonna come then. But yeah. We could bring him. Uh-huh. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 18:33

Would you rather have sex with the lights always on or always completely pitch black? I'm on always on, girl. Are you? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:42

I like them off.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

You do?

SPEAKER_01 18:45

Like a little bit of a light.

SPEAKER_02 18:46

I like a little bit of a light, but I want to see what the hell I'm doing. I want to see what he's doing.

SPEAKER_00 18:50

I'll be honest with you. There's something mysterious about the lights being off. Yeah. There is. I can feel my way, unless you have daggers like this. You can feel your way around the whole thing. It scares him because he's like, oh my god. I'm like, trust me, I worked my way around it. Like it's not.

SPEAKER_02 19:05

I know your dick. We're good.

SPEAKER_00 19:07

We're good. But there is the it does something for the imagination. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:14

Okay, have you guys ever gone to one of those sexy blackout dinners where it's completely blacked out? No. You don't know what you're eating.

SPEAKER_01 19:23

No. But I thought it was like candlelight.

SPEAKER_02 19:25

No, I don't think it is. I think it's completely blacked out.

SPEAKER_01 19:28

That would be crazy.

SPEAKER_02 19:29

I want to go to one of those. If one comes to Columbus, we're all gone. We're taking our men with us. That'd be nuts. Yeah. And oh, by the way, there's another one. I need to send. Remind me later, you guys. I'll I'll send it when I listen to this. To send you the one that's going on down at the Joseph Hotel downtown right now. It is an all AI 3D dinner. Oh. So they put the food on your plate, and then you have like these little characters that perform on your plate. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 19:58

I want to go. Crazy. Also, that perfume that you have out there smells like Halloween. I don't know what that is. Wait, Halloween? I just come to my head. Is that a new the one from Paris? It's older, yeah. My mom had it when I was a little kid. And it was called Halloween?

SPEAKER_01 20:13

I'll try to find it.

SPEAKER_00 20:14

Oh, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 20:15

It smells like something I have in my drawer.

SPEAKER_02 20:16

I had to say that before you guys crack me the hell up. Okay, so so are we having sex with the lights on or off for the rest of our lives?

SPEAKER_00 20:24

I'd say off.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

Okay. I'll say on.

SPEAKER_00 20:26

I have to say on.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

Okay. Would you only rather have sex missionary position for the rest of your life or only in the most complicated position you can find?

SPEAKER_01 20:40

I don't really even like know what missionary is. Like what, flat on top of each other? But like how does it even work? Well, okay. Or like if a man is like propping himself up on top of you, is that considered a mission?

SPEAKER_00 20:50

I mean it's it's a like a man on his knees and then your legs like flush with his hips.

SPEAKER_02 20:55

Or yeah, but my legs are always on the shoulders. Always.

SPEAKER_00 20:58

Always, but that's not missionary. Something else.

SPEAKER_02 21:00

It's not because I consider that missionary.

SPEAKER_00 21:02

How do you have just laying flat on top of the thing? You don't have to move your legs or arms very much for it to be something new.

SPEAKER_02 21:07

Okay, listen. Wait.

SPEAKER_01 21:09

What are they doing?

SPEAKER_02 21:10

There is no physical way to have your legs just down there.

SPEAKER_01 21:13

That's what I thought. Like if your legs are spread and he's in the middle, but he's got to like prop himself up on like, you know.

SPEAKER_02 21:18

Yeah, how does that? I'm sorry, apparently I've never had missionary sex.

SPEAKER_01 21:21

That's what I that's what I thought.

SPEAKER_00 21:23

It's just only shoulders, legs on the shoulders.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

Shoulders, of course. It's like, why wouldn't you? Like I know, yeah. So it's like optimum optim. Oh my god, how much have I had to drain? I'm sorry, I had a speech impediment for the first seven years of my life. There was a lot of speech therapy. Apparently, I've never had missionary position. Because naturally, I put my legs on your shoulders. I don't fucking know.

unknown 21:50

Wait.

SPEAKER_01 21:51

Can we go back to that speech impediment thing? We can't. Because okay, so I got a new doctor last week and that thing under your tongue, I think it's called like a frangula or something, like this thing. Yeah. Mine is like very tight. Okay. So shit, do you have to have it cut? I want to get it cut. Whoa. Because, well, I'll get there. It has to do with sucking dick. But when I was younger, they were gonna cut it because I I would, I felt like it, I would have a lisp at sometimes. Right. Or I'd like stick my tongue out and I could get it stuck in between my teeth here. But now no way. When I was little, uh-huh. But now, like, if I'm just like if I if I like try to stick my tongue out too far, or like, okay, for example, this was me in the doctor's office the other day trying to like explain to my doctor like why I want it cut. I was like, I it just needs to happen. And I was trying to keep it PG, but really I'm like, if I'm going down on my man and I'm trying to like lick down there, if I'm trying to lick his butt or anything, which like I can't get further, like because if I stick my tongue out super far, like then it's gonna get caught. It's gonna not get caught, it won't get caught anyway. Oh, okay, but like it'll tear. Oh, and that's like a terrible recovery thing. Even if I'm just like down there, you know, like trying to lick his balls or something like that, you don't have much room. Yeah, so I'm like, I need that to like if I'm good at it now, cut it.

SPEAKER_02 22:59

And now I'm extremely worried about whether I need that surgery or not.

SPEAKER_00 23:02

I didn't know though, because it makes you feel like tight. Yeah, I don't have to as a little girl and it never healed back, right? So tearing it.

SPEAKER_01 23:09

I've done it recently. I'm like, I can't try to like I always joke, like I'm gonna lick your butt. I never have because I'm like, I can't find it. I don't know. And I was like every single time I'm like, I got it. And he's like, You're not even close. I'm like, okay, then I need to like study the anatomy then because like if you're a woman, like my butthole would be right where I thought you're where is it?

SPEAKER_02 23:28

Do you have like well you need to find it with your finger first?

SPEAKER_01 23:31

I've tried. What's like I'm gonna put his feet all the way back. I'm like, I swear I've gotten it, and you're just saying I haven't. He's like, No, you really haven't.

SPEAKER_02 23:38

No, it's a it's a baseball player's butt. That's the problem. It is because they have they have nice round butts. Yeah, they do, they're like hockey goalies, they have nice round asses because they're up and down all the time. Not that we know anything about that. Yeah, no, we're not we're not admitting to that, just so you guys know. Okay, so missionary or complicated positions. I guess that's the question.

SPEAKER_00 24:00

Complicated positions, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:02

I guess I'm with you on that. What about you, Allie?

SPEAKER_00 24:05

I agree. Complicated positions.

SPEAKER_02 24:07

Yeah, you know what? It just doesn't matter at that point. Let's just have fun. I don't want missionary, apparently.

SPEAKER_01 24:12

The missionary is too basic.

SPEAKER_02 24:14

Okay, would you have would oh here's my favorite one for cat?

SPEAKER_01 24:18

Oh, gosh.

SPEAKER_02 24:19

Would you rather have a one-night stand with your celebrity crush or have incredible sex with someone you can't stand for the rest of your life?

SPEAKER_01 24:29

Someone you can't stand. Someone you can't stand. Yeah, why did we have to add that out? No, one night stand.

SPEAKER_02 24:35

Yeah, I would go with that too. Same thing. Yeah. Who wants to have incredible sex with someone you can't stand?

SPEAKER_01 24:40

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_02 24:41

I'd be like gross out.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:42

And it can't be incredible if you can't stand them.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 24:45

Okay. Just want to make sure.

SPEAKER_00 24:46

I don't know. Because good dick is good dick. Like uh it depends on how the for me, like how the departure would go. Um from the person you can't stand?

SPEAKER_02 24:59

Really? Let's talk about that.

SPEAKER_00 25:01

Okay, I feel like if I were just like, oh fuck you, and it's actually sex, like oh, if it's just if it's just sex. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:07

You can't stand him. You're like, okay, that was still fucking. They're like, how about that?

SPEAKER_00 25:10

It's the best you're probably ever gonna get. Fuck you, you're never getting it again. Like, okay, like I could see that.

SPEAKER_01 25:16

But I'm just like instantly, like, what comes to mind is like my ex-husband, I can't stand him, and even like his voice, like, I I don't like just using that as an example. Like, I wouldn't be able to even just like fake it. I couldn't. Yeah, I'd rather go have a one-night stand with my celebrity crush.

SPEAKER_02 25:30

Yeah, but was it good sex?

SPEAKER_01 25:32

With who?

SPEAKER_02 25:33

With the ex-husband. No. Oh, okay. Well, that was part of the question, man.

SPEAKER_01 25:36

No, even if it was though, like I can't stand him, but like, even if it was good sex, no, I feel like I have to have a connection.

SPEAKER_02 25:43

Or like and we all say that a little bit, but I will tell you, Ellie turns me on to you can just have good fucking sex and walk away.

SPEAKER_01 25:51

Yeah, but I've never had a one-night stand.

SPEAKER_02 25:53

I that's some offer more. I I've never had one either. I've tried, I've tried too, but the motherfucker stayed around for three years.

SPEAKER_01 26:00

You're back the next night. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:03

I actually thought I was gonna have a one-night stand, and then three years later, yeah, it was still fucking there. Would you rather only be turned on by non-sexual things like voices and hands? Oh girl, you have that. You have hands. Or only be traditional physical attraction. Now I don't I would rather be turned on by non-sexual things. Just turn me off. His hands are so sexual, and voices are sexual too. I love voices.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

Yeah, a good voice.

SPEAKER_02 26:30

Yeah, give me a nice, raspy voice. So fuck. I own me.

SPEAKER_00 26:34

Yeah, yeah. I love me. I say that to Kyle all the time. You do? Yeah, because he used to have me saved in his phone as my property because of Thomas Shelby. He says that once. I love that. He literally tells the blonde, like, you are my property, I'm to protect you or whatever. Yeah. Kyle always had me in his not in his life. I'm like, I'm gonna need that sacred name back in your phone. Like my page. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:56

Did he put it back in yet?

SPEAKER_00 26:57

Oh, I don't know. I'm sure he will.

SPEAKER_02 27:00

Better, Kyle. Would you rather have a song that instantly puts you in the mood? I'm sorry. Let me start over. Would you rather have a song that instantly puts you in the mood play every time you have sex or never be able to listen to music again during sex?

SPEAKER_01 27:19

Have a song.

SPEAKER_02 27:20

Yeah, no shit. Give me the song. Hell, I think I have those. That's my whole sex playlist.

SPEAKER_01 27:27

I always wanted a song written about me, and I used to tell my ex to do that like all the time. And then when we were like no longer, and he was still trying to like come in, he wrote a song. He sent me like flowers in this little like cute little ring, and it got delivered to my mom's house. So I'm like opening it with my mom, and they like in the card note thing, it says, like, go whatever, read this, like listen to the song. Like, you finally got your song type of thing. Yeah. And it was called, I think it was called like that girl. And it was like that girl, that girl, she's such a bitch. I tell myself I can't handle it. And it was like basically about me rejecting him and drinking cheap wine.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

Like, it was a bitter song.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

I don't know. It's pretty good. It was a bop, but like that's my mom's like, oh my god, how cute. And then he she was like, Oh, such a bitch. And I was like, Well, to be fair, like, yeah, I was a big bitch.

SPEAKER_02 28:16

Yeah. In fairness, yeah. You know, would you rather erase one awkward sexual memory or relive your best sexual experience over and over? That's fucking easy. That's a no-brainer, yeah. Yeah, you relive it. I don't give a shit about the ones that were horrible.

SPEAKER_01 28:31

Probably horrible for us, not horrible for them.

SPEAKER_02 28:34

Oh, is it ever horrible for a man? I mean, they get their dick wet, they get it sucked, we're good.

SPEAKER_01 28:38

Yeah, we're right.

SPEAKER_02 28:40

I mean, it's never horrible for me. I mean, as long as long as they come, it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_01 28:45

Even if they don't.

SPEAKER_02 28:46

Right. Actually, I've never had a man not come. Have you guys?

SPEAKER_01 28:49

Same. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02 28:52

Give it to us, Ellie. You're over here shaking your head, give it to us.

SPEAKER_00 28:55

Um, so I'm not gonna mention his name. Yeah, don't mention his name. He apparently so I'm we're like all the things having sex, and I'm like, okay, like, is it what the fuck is going on here? Because I know it isn't me. Right. He's like, no, it's not you. Like, I had an accident. And I'm like, you had an accident. And he was like, yeah, I fell out of my truck, and what I was trying to unhaul out of the bed of my truck fell on me onto my junk onto my junk. And now I have lost sensitivity in the head of it, and I can't come. Ever? Ever. Ever? Yeah. Like he can't make himself come? No. No. No. What? So I'm like, well, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:37

He just likes to be you.

SPEAKER_00 29:40

Ever. Ever.

SPEAKER_02 29:41

Oh my god. Did you have sex with him more than once?

SPEAKER_00 29:45

100%. Like a sa a solid three months. And he never. Never once. Oh my god. Never once. Like hours. I'm like, okay, well, try again later. Yeah. I'm done. Like, like, yeah, even letting me my ass. Nothing.

SPEAKER_02 30:02

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 30:03

Yeah, and that doesn't doesn't ever not do it for any guy. Especially if they like it. Yeah. Wow. So I'm like, okay, this is gonna be, I mean, this could potentially be an issue. Especially if you ever want kids.

SPEAKER_02 30:15

Well, wait a minute. Yeah, how Oh yeah, you're right. Holy shit, I never even thought about that.

SPEAKER_00 30:20

Yeah. It's a good thing you already had a kid.

SPEAKER_02 30:25

I think that was true. He actually had an accident.

SPEAKER_00 30:27

There's no way.

SPEAKER_02 30:28

Like he went on for hours.

SPEAKER_00 30:31

You're saying like he was on drugs or something, but he wasn't. Right. And he can still come when you're not. Had a job that like and you can still come when you're on drugs, 100%.

SPEAKER_01 30:39

He had it, was he diabetic or something? No.

SPEAKER_00 30:42

But he stayed hard. He just couldn't come. Hard as hell, yeah. Oh my god. And I would believe that.

SPEAKER_02 30:46

I believe it too, but it's just weird. I mean, how horrible would that be that you can have all that? Did he so he didn't have feeling at all?

SPEAKER_00 30:53

I think he definitely had feeling because he wasn't like not like happy with what was happening. Right. You know what I mean? But when it would come time to like fit, he's like, I'll get right there. And then it just doesn't happen. Oh my god. And then like, okay, so I'm like trying to do the research and all things, and I'm like, would you take Viagra? At the time, Blue Chew wasn't a thing, but I'm sure that would like I'm asking my friend. Like, yeah, and my friend was like, Well, just put some TV on and like make sure his mind is distracted. And maybe he's just like really intimidated by you, Ellie. I'm like, girl, after three months, though, it definitely has to be something. I'm like, bro, maybe, maybe the maybe the four-wheeler falling on top of you just did you in.

SPEAKER_02 31:28

Yeah, I agree.

SPEAKER_00 31:30

I don't think he's lying. I don't think he's lying either.

SPEAKER_02 31:32

Not after three months because you're having a lot of sex in three months.

SPEAKER_01 31:35

100%.

SPEAKER_02 31:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:36

Plus, like a biographic I don't feel like wouldn't help you come.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

If you just go to the doctor, right? It just keeps you hard. Wait, what was that?

SPEAKER_00 31:44

I said you need to go to the doctor.

SPEAKER_02 31:45

Oh, yeah. No, you didn't go to the doctor? Oh my god, they can probably fix it. Time to go to a urologist.

SPEAKER_01 31:52

They're embarrassed about that.

SPEAKER_02 31:53

That's so dumb. Go to a urologist. If you're if you can get hard and you're not coming, go to a fucking urologist.

SPEAKER_00 32:00

That's wild.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

I mean, that's nuts. Go to a doctor. Holy shit. Wouldn't you want? I mean, I would go to a doctor so I could come if I was a guy.

SPEAKER_01 32:10

That's like having blue balls. Like, I guess. Like, you know, right before you're starting about to start your period and you're just like, I mean, at least me. Yeah. All I think about is doing vlog where it's just like you just you have to like touch at something. I just feel like that constant, like throbbing feeling would never go away.

SPEAKER_02 32:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:29

I would go play in traffic. I couldn't.

SPEAKER_02 32:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:31

I couldn't.

SPEAKER_02 32:32

It's it never gets scratched.

SPEAKER_01 32:34

Could you imagine like almost getting there and then being taken away?

SPEAKER_02 32:37

Nope.

SPEAKER_00 32:38

See, I am an edger. I like to edge.

SPEAKER_01 32:40

I love that.

SPEAKER_02 32:41

Well, listen, I love edging too. But holy shit, I don't want to do it for the rest of my life. No. I want to come at some point.

SPEAKER_01 32:47

Maybe he's just waiting for that moment and it's gonna come.

SPEAKER_00 32:50

Can you imagine? There were a few times like we got we argued about it because I'm like, just like, can you just like one time pre-come? Nothing. Mm-mm. Girlfriend. You know how like sometimes you'll be playing in with your dude, like Russ is this way. Alex getting all excited and shit, and he will straight be like it's clear. Yeah. Straight clear. Yeah. But there's so much of it. I'm like, he's like, girl, this is you. What do you mean? I'm like, oh, okay. None of that. Nothing. None of that.

SPEAKER_01 33:16

Yeah. I would like you could it. That couldn't be like a successful relationship. Not at all. I would be in my head too.

SPEAKER_02 33:22

So and so I would be like, it's me.

SPEAKER_01 33:24

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:25

Would you rather have sex with someone who talks dirty the entire time or someone who stays completely silent and serious? Well, that's fucking non-issue. That's talk sturdy for me. What is it?

SPEAKER_00 33:35

Talks dirty or what? The entire time. Completely silent. Or completely silent. Oh, talks dirty.

SPEAKER_02 33:39

I mean, silent is just awkward.

SPEAKER_00 33:41

Oh, I can't. Listen, I just made a reel. Like, we need something. Yeah. We need something.

SPEAKER_02 33:46

Oh, can we talk about your one reel that I literally keep laughing at every single time? I go back to watch it.

SPEAKER_00 33:50

What is it?

SPEAKER_02 33:51

I actually screen recorded it today and sent it to a friend of mine. If you've got a boat, I got a throat.

SPEAKER_00 33:57

And I don't know how I said it too. I was like, I'm such a little twine to me too. I've had so many people. So many DMs about. Oh my God. I got a boat. I'm like, where's your boat? What's the capacity?

SPEAKER_01 34:10

What rhymes with yacht?

SPEAKER_00 34:11

Yeah, exactly. I got a yacht. No, you you got a yacht, I got a b yacht, like a butt.

SPEAKER_01 34:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:17

Yeah. You gotta have a big ass to say that. But Taylor Wits, you guys meet her. Holy crap. Nice ass? Dude.

SPEAKER_02 34:26

Well, she's she's a trainer.

SPEAKER_00 34:27

You better have a nice ass. She's actually not. She just I call her. Oh, she's not? No, she's not. Oh, okay. She thinks that she is not like anywhere where she needs to be, but like from she's built her body in three years. No gear, all natural. Oh my god. Like that's amazing. You should right now she thinks she's fluffy, boo girl. I need all the fluff. Leave the fluff. Yeah, give me some. Actually, I'll show you. Tell her to come on over here.

SPEAKER_02 34:51

I'll show her some fluff.

SPEAKER_00 34:52

I love her. I can't wait to introduce you guys to her. She is so freaking.

SPEAKER_02 34:55

Well, let's invite her to our next one.

SPEAKER_00 34:57

Honestly, we really should. The next three videos are her.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

Her working out. I need to see this too. Describe, describe her pat. What does she look like?

SPEAKER_00 35:07

Thick as a snicker. Thick as a snicker. Oh, yeah, she's cute. Yeah. She's thick as fuck. Oh, she's cute. Okay. And she got beautiful teeth. She's got a beautiful set of lips. She just got her first syringe of lip filler. And like she's she's just beautiful. Yeah, she's got a great ass.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

Okay, let me see. Are you gonna describe it or am I gonna have it?

SPEAKER_01 35:26

Great ass, tat it up. Brown hair.

SPEAKER_02 35:28

Oh, brown hair. I expected her to be a blonde.

SPEAKER_00 35:31

Great abs.

SPEAKER_02 35:32

My god, look at her ass. Oh, dude. You don't even know.

SPEAKER_00 35:35

That's not even in person. She wait she's trying to cut right now. She's cute. Oh my god. She's the one I'm taking to Florida with me to meet Paley.

SPEAKER_02 35:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 35:44

Oh, here's here's an even better one. Not me hyping her up on this.

SPEAKER_02 35:48

No shit.

SPEAKER_00 35:49

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 35:49

Okay, forward us that in our group text.

SPEAKER_00 35:52

I mean, I'm pretty sure. So funny. And dude, she's she's incredibly proud of me because sometimes she'll be lifting shit and I'll lift the same thing. Oh. She's been doing this for three years. Yeah. But she's like, wow. I'm like, well, I'm not like not at the stage that you are because I'll fall off and also not ever keep track of the the appetite, like the mating part of that. Yeah. Yeah. So, but I will lift heavy shit. So it's like Wow. Yeah. Here for it. I'm impressed.

SPEAKER_01 36:19

Teach me all the things.

SPEAKER_00 36:20

Yeah, I'm there.

SPEAKER_01 36:21

Like I have a weight bench of 730 pounds. I that's what I was supposed to learn how to lift heavy. Yeah. That's I don't work out. I don't want to ruin it.

SPEAKER_00 36:30

What? A barbell pad. It saves you the hell out of your neck. I think I have a barbell pad right here. What is that? Yeah. It's a pad that goes over the bar. It basically lets everybody know that you use tampons when you're on your period.

SPEAKER_01 36:41

Oh my god. No, I'm just mine has a thing because I have a Smith machine. Oh yeah. So like it'll do it for you. I just need to build it again.

SPEAKER_00 36:48

Oh. But also use a barbell pad because it literally saves that top vertebrae.

SPEAKER_01 36:52

Yeah, it has all the comfort stuff, like the padding for the bars and all that.

SPEAKER_00 36:54

Even from where a time like I didn't consistently use a barbell pad, I can still press certain points on my spine and feel that I never use it. It hurts. Wow. It's just sore. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 37:05

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_00 37:06

So and sometimes when we forget it, we don't have it. Like today we didn't have it, so it's sore.

unknown 37:10

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 37:10

I'm like, damn.

SPEAKER_02 37:11

I'll rub your neck and shoulders for you. Yeah. No, I'm really good at it, I promise.

SPEAKER_00 37:15

Where do you like to go to get massages?

SPEAKER_02 37:17

I make my girl come here for the last. No, listen to this. She's been my massage lady for the last 20 years. Yeah. I used to get them every week on Sunday nights, and I get naked, get, and I put up the table beside my bed, and it's the minute she's done, an hour and a half later, I roll into my bed and I'm like, let yourself out. She knows the garage code, she knows everything. And I'm telling you, you know what, you guys, we should do that one night. She'll do all three of us. She doesn't because it's what she does all day. You know, she's a massage therapist.

SPEAKER_00 37:50

Yeah, I would love to ask you what kind of spa, where spa would be that we would nope.

SPEAKER_02 37:55

I make her come here because if I'm getting a massage, I'm gonna roll right into my bed. Just plan on spending the night, both of you.

SPEAKER_01 38:02

I got a memory on my Snapchat today, actually. Three years ago, I got the massage where that man made me touch his pee-pee. So I haven't I haven't got a massage yet. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_02 38:13

But you know what? You need a woman massage therapist. And here's the thing I love about her. She is a deep tissue massage therapist. She, oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 38:21

I want a drainage massage therapist.

SPEAKER_02 38:23

Oh, like a lymphatic one? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 38:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:26

You guys, I bought this vibration thing.

SPEAKER_01 38:28

I gotta get one.

SPEAKER_02 38:30

I'm telling you, it literally gets rid of all your water weight, everything.

SPEAKER_01 38:35

Your vibration plate. Okay, you're gonna have to show me, send me the link.

SPEAKER_02 38:38

I I sent you the link, madam. My girlfriend maybe Kristen does. I don't know. I'll send it again. I love it. I do it every day for 10. I mean, I worked right up to 10 minutes, which is really weird because I don't exercise at all.

unknown 38:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:52

But within a few days, I was up to 10 minutes on the highest speed. And I can because I was doing it to keep my balance as I age, you know. And honest to God, it feels like it feels like I've worked out my abs, my thighs, my ass.

SPEAKER_01 39:06

Well, they have those that planet finished a whole booth. It's called the red light therapy. Yeah, so you get the red light and the vibration at the same time. So I used to do that, and I get in there and do like some squats while I'm doing it, and like you are getting like a full body work. Oh my god. You are absolutely which I don't want to do it for that now. I want it for like the drainage. The lymphatic stuff.

SPEAKER_02 39:24

I will tell you this. Um, my ankles used to swell with like moderate.

SPEAKER_01 39:28

My whole legs do.

SPEAKER_02 39:29

Yeah, it gets rid of it. If you do it before you go to bed at night, you will not have any any swelling at all.

SPEAKER_01 39:35

I'm gonna order one.

SPEAKER_02 39:36

Yeah, I'll send you the link later. Okay, okay, a couple more, then we're going to bad choices.

SPEAKER_01 39:42

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 39:43

Would you rather would you rather your partner always wear a costume during sex or have to roleplay every single time? Fuck, I'll take role play.

SPEAKER_00 39:52

Costume. I want a costume too.

SPEAKER_02 39:54

Really?

SPEAKER_00 39:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:55

Okay, bitches, let's hear it.

SPEAKER_00 39:56

I don't care if you're like roleplay roleplay on OnlyFans and costume. Like why can't you? Come masked up. So I have to imagine what's under there every time.

SPEAKER_02 40:04

Wait, so you want him to wear a costume? Like, what would your costume look like for your lover?

SPEAKER_00 40:08

Something like some black tactical pants and boots, okay? And then no shirt and a mask.

SPEAKER_03 40:14

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 40:15

Just a ramp. Okay, imagine just like cold, like role-playing, like them chasing like a scream mask. That's huge right now on all these smut books. I don't know if you guys know who Sleep Token is. No.

unknown 40:26

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_02 40:27

Well, apparently I need to know.

SPEAKER_01 40:29

Wait, is that the person that's the that they're like a singer or something like that, right? And he's masked and his face is painted white and black and people are raped.

SPEAKER_00 40:36

He's like, they're like off the charts right now on Spotify.

SPEAKER_01 40:41

That's insane. I've seen pictures of people like just their outfits and stuff for his thing. And I'm like, what is that?

SPEAKER_00 40:45

Well, while these girls are writing these smut books, essentially, they'll put like a verse of the smut book like in text over this video of this man that's masked in tactical pants chasing this girl. Everything's lit up red, but the walls are black and shit. He's chasing her. Sleep token is playing in the background while she's reading a verse to the book. And it is like intoxic.

SPEAKER_02 41:05

Well, and I just want you guys to know I reached out to a woman that does like the smut reading. From right. No, no, no, a different one. It showed up in my okay.

SPEAKER_01 41:14

Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 41:15

At any rate, I reached out to her. She said she would love to come on. So that would be fun to interview her. Would you rather never be able to use toys again or only be able to use the most ridiculous-looking toy sex toys? I'm in. I'm in. I don't give a shit what they look like.

SPEAKER_00 41:32

I don't care what they look like as long as I have something that works like the rose. See, the rose says nothing to me. Same.

SPEAKER_01 41:38

If you like the rose, then you need to get the sucker toy that I have because it is. Is it what's it called? I'll send you the link. It's just the Punisher.

unknown 41:46

No.

SPEAKER_02 41:46

Punisher. Oh, I want some. I want something called the Punisher. Does it suck your quit? I want something that sucks with my quit a lot harder.

SPEAKER_00 41:55

I got you. Hold on. Hey, show me.

SPEAKER_02 41:57

Because it's not enough. The rose is not enough for me.

SPEAKER_00 42:00

I mean, it takes me a while now, but the rose is my best buddy.

SPEAKER_02 42:03

Is it?

SPEAKER_00 42:04

Yeah. No.

SPEAKER_01 42:05

I just like my straight up microphone one that it looks like a microphone. It just vibrates. But the sucker one, I will send it to you. It is you know I'm leaving all this in.

SPEAKER_02 42:15

I'm leaving all this in my phone. That's fine. This is my favorite.

SPEAKER_01 42:18

I'll drop a link.

SPEAKER_02 42:19

Drop the link, girl.

SPEAKER_01 42:21

Yeah, my rose isn't even strong enough.

SPEAKER_02 42:24

I agree. And I used mine once, and I'm like, this thing girls do pressure.

SPEAKER_00 42:28

I can't do much pressure.

SPEAKER_02 42:30

Okay, but here's the thing. I literally can come in like 30 seconds. I'm not joking. Like you play with my quit. No, with my man. Oh. You play with my quit or finger me. I can come in 30 seconds. I'm not even joking.

SPEAKER_00 42:43

See, for me, it's it's dependent on who. Because if I don't have much feeling for you, it's harder to like be like Kyle Boy sticks his fingers in me. It's a wrap. If someone else does it.

SPEAKER_02 42:53

Well, it's because you're getting all those hormones released in your brain. That's true. Right?

SPEAKER_00 42:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:57

What is it? Oxy what is it?

SPEAKER_00 42:59

Oxytocin?

SPEAKER_02 43:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:00

Also can't squirt for anybody else but him.

SPEAKER_02 43:03

Oh, wait. I didn't okay, Ellie. I did not realize you were a squirter. I'm a squirter.

SPEAKER_00 43:08

I'm a squirter. I can't do it very easily.

SPEAKER_02 43:11

I can't do it by myself.

SPEAKER_00 43:12

I can't do it by the way.

SPEAKER_02 43:15

I'm like, how the fuck do you do that?

SPEAKER_00 43:17

Erin can do it? My psycho. She can like yes. Very well. Holy shit. Very, very well. I'm impressed. When I first started OF, before I I was 28 years old before I knew I could do it. Yeah. And when I first started OnlyFans, I would fake it. I would gape and then drop water from water bottle inside of me and I would push it to the edge. And then like I would use my dildo. And then I would cap cut all my video together and pull the dildo out and push.

SPEAKER_02 43:43

Well, and no, listen, that's what the porn stars do. They'll put a water balloon in their pussy, and then when they squeeze it, it comes out. That's why it goes tender towards it.

SPEAKER_00 43:52

You will drown yourself if you try to drink too much water. Right. Yes, that's true. So you can't be drinking too much water. Right.

SPEAKER_01 43:58

That is hilarious. I've had like extra. Has offered me like thousands of dollars just for a squirt video. I'm like, man, I wish I could fake it.

SPEAKER_02 44:04

Like, yeah. That's how you do it, sweet people. That's how you do it. I should call him.

SPEAKER_01 44:08

I should call him.

SPEAKER_02 44:11

Okay. You guys ready for this one? Yeah. If you were broke and desperate, would you become a prostitute? Yeah. Hell yeah. Exactly. Like, we're doing it for free right now.

SPEAKER_00 44:22

What the fuck? Yeah. Listen, the world has made it too easy for us. It has. Because we're legally doing it now. Yeah. And nobody, you know, it we don't want to talk about that, but I because I love that shit. Yeah. Let's talk about stuff that makes us uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_01 44:34

We are that's what we're talking about. I wouldn't call it prostitution necessarily.

SPEAKER_02 44:37

But like I I would call it being like I I don't what do we call that?

SPEAKER_01 44:43

Do we call it sex work before or something? Like I look at prostitution as a like not like selling yourself, but like some you got like a pimp or someone selling you.

SPEAKER_00 44:51

That's that's true. Like you're you're there's both. There's people that are. Yeah, it's all under the same round. Exactly. So you might be able to convince people that like have different opinions on that, but but convincing someone that has a very hard opinion on all of its bad is gonna be totally the same, you know.

SPEAKER_02 45:08

I think prostitution or selling yourself or whatever it is is capitalism at its very finest. It's pure, you know what the fuck you're getting. Here's what it's gonna cost you.

SPEAKER_00 45:18

And if you're smart about it, your time is really all you have to acquire. Exactly. Wait, did you say you have the satisfier? I do. I have the punisher and the satisfier. I do. The satisfier project. If you don't like that, it you no. Not nearly as much as the because of the way you hold it. It looks like because it ends up giving me a blister right here. You can hold it with this. You can hold it many ways, but in order for me to hold it right there, like it literally gives you a blister on your hand. Yeah, if I'm holding it for too long, because it takes too long.

SPEAKER_01 45:48

No, this thing you put it, especially if it's fully charged, put it on there. It's like 20 seconds.

SPEAKER_00 45:52

Oh man. Yeah, I have one though.

SPEAKER_01 45:55

You hold it where it's like the the handle's going up.

SPEAKER_02 45:57

Uh-huh. Okay, well, where's the what's the punisher look like? Let's look at that.

SPEAKER_00 46:00

I don't know. Hold on. I send you the hold on just a moment.

SPEAKER_02 46:03

We're gonna have to. It might be that.

SPEAKER_00 46:04

I might be calling it the wrong thing. I have the all the aura toys, too, that you like you could play with here while I'm at my house.

SPEAKER_01 46:11

I have those. The long distance ones, love ends. Love sense. Yeah. Girl. Giving people those those control links. They think it's the coolest thing. It is. And they have something that's like a chat roulette, but like you get on with these people and you can chat with them, they control your vibrators. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:27

Okay, we need to do it.

SPEAKER_01 46:28

I mean, I've never done it.

SPEAKER_02 46:29

I've never done that. I've never even come close to that.

SPEAKER_00 46:32

When you cam, you can you don't get accepted unless you have those toys. No, I know. Yeah. So yeah, yeah, yeah. So I cammed for my free cams. That's how I learned about all those toys because the guys were like, you have to have this, you have to have this. Oh. And I'm like, oh, I don't have that. And they're like, let me buy it for you. And then I had to have every one. Their strap-on sucks, though.

SPEAKER_01 46:48

Oh, I don't have the strap-on. So strap-on is rough. One of my first, like, one of the first times my partner and I went out together, we went to the lines then and like picked out some toys. And we were looking for like vibrating panties. And that's was one of the ones. So I got this little pink one that's like vibrating panties, and it magnets into your panties and he can control it. And so that's what I when I went to Vegas, and that's my purse. This bitch at security made me throw it away. And I was like, fuck you, I'm never coming back. Like, go ask Kaigo. He would want me to have this. It sinks to the music. And I was going off. Like off. And she made me throw it away.

SPEAKER_02 47:21

She lost it.

SPEAKER_01 47:22

But I went, I got a new one, obviously. But you're like, what the heck? We've had some fun times with that.

SPEAKER_02 47:27

Like, wait, can we talk? Can we talk about the strap-ons for a minute?

SPEAKER_01 47:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:31

Because when I'm on your OnlyFans, like you you girls use a lot of fucking strap-ons. Are there does each girl have their do you like take your own for content or do they essentially we'll all come equipped with our own toys, but the like younger baby creators or brand new girls don't know what the hell.

SPEAKER_00 47:49

Right. So they typically don't have one. I've gone through just about everything Amazon has to offer, and the ones where you like push the bottom half of the suction part of the dildo into this metal ring, those are absolutely terrible. The body docks are the best for me. And as long as like everyone's rhythm is really good, like in correlation to one another, it's not gonna pop off. But it will straight suction cup to a dock that is the the width of your pelvic bone, so it's the most comfortable.

SPEAKER_02 48:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:18

Those are my personally my favorite. Also stick it to something.

SPEAKER_02 48:21

Okay, but okay, so when you when a girl has on a strap on and she's fucking you with it, does it feel good?

SPEAKER_00 48:27

I mean, it depend honestly, the dildo, it has certain types of dildos hurt.

SPEAKER_02 48:33

Yeah, because that would be too far.

SPEAKER_00 48:34

If they're not too soft, if they're not soft enough, it hurts. It just depends. Like it depends on their rhythm.

SPEAKER_01 48:40

Do a lot of them also have like a vibrating thing too that will get your clit while they're fucking you.

SPEAKER_00 48:46

Um so I have a body dog that has a part that goes in you, so you also get pleasure while you're okay. But a lot of girls are like, ew, it goes in you. I'm like, girl, if you don't want to use it, I will.

SPEAKER_02 48:56

Wait, that's the whole purpose of a fucking strap on.

SPEAKER_00 48:59

But if you're not like good at using the strap on, it will hurt.

SPEAKER_01 49:03

You're saying, like, okay, you put the strap on on you, you're wearing it, and you're fucking a girl. But there's also peace that goes inside of you while you're fucking hurting. Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_02 49:12

But I was missing that.

SPEAKER_01 49:14

Yeah, it's like sorry.

SPEAKER_00 49:15

So I have one that has that and I have one that doesn't have it.

SPEAKER_02 49:17

Oh fuck, I would absolutely do that.

SPEAKER_00 49:19

I like the one that does have it. Other girls don't like it because they don't know, but I'm like the master of the fucking strap on. I'm the one that's got it on every time. I don't give nobody a chance to say I'm putting it on. I put it on first. So sorry, like that's what we're for wait. So are you more dominant because not really? I but he's so good at it. Because it does don't get me wrong, it's hard. It's hard. Like a man can just like pick you up and place you where he needs you to be for it to be like perfect. I can't pick another girl up. No. For Christ's sake, I'm like, can you can you can you lift your butt up a little bit? Okay, take like no.

SPEAKER_01 49:58

Oh, that's what are there better positions though that like are easier?

SPEAKER_02 50:02

I would think doggy style would be easier.

SPEAKER_00 50:04

Doggy style is the easiest because you can kind of like give them hand signals that allow them to like, hey, I'm gonna tell tap twice, move your legs up, tap three times, move your legs down. You know what I mean? Okay, so you're not breaking it up, like, hey, can you do this? Yeah. Breaking character, you know. I like hand signals.

SPEAKER_01 50:19

Just gotta remember them. Like, I'd be like my like wrong sign. Like that's like me when we were using the beanie vibrator. We had a code word. Well, I thought it was like a state. So we're playing cornhole, and every single time that I'd like go to throw, my partner was on the other team, so he would like it up. So I'd I'd go throw and he'd like go to the highest limit, and I'd be like, and like throw it total opposite way. So then it was like I was becoming numb because I had like came so many times, and like nobody in our friend group knew what was happening. Right. So I'm sitting here like jittery, uncomfortable, and like giving him like the look like stop, stop. And he's just like laughing, like, code word, code word. So I'm sitting here, I'm like, Florida. And he's like, What did I mean? I'm like screaming, like across the room, like Wisconsin, Illinois, and he's like, and everyone else is like, What is wrong with her? And then, Alabama! And he's like, What? And I'm I literally was just like back, like I went through all 50 seconds, I don't know, and like take off to the bathroom, just ripped it off. And I came back, he's like, You good? And I was like, Why didn't you stop? He's like, You didn't say the code word. I was like, What was the code word? And he's like, Condor. I was like, What the fuck is that? Yeah, what's a condor? It's a bird. Yeah, it's a bird, and it was condor. I thought you got that much wrong code word, dude.

SPEAKER_02 51:31

One last question. Okay, you guys ready? But listen, we're doing parts two, three, four, five, and six of this.

SPEAKER_00 51:37

I can't wait.

SPEAKER_02 51:38

I know, same. And you can bring you can bring a guest out.

SPEAKER_00 51:41

Oh, I would love to. Taylor would have so much fun.

SPEAKER_02 51:44

Yeah. So have you ever been caught masturbating? I don't think I have.

SPEAKER_00 51:51

You know what? Like, I am a I don't necessarily want, I've never been diagnosed to be a sex addict, but when I was younger, like from the time I was like probably 11 years old, I've been masturbating. So there would be times. I just sleep happily in relationships, happily getting slayed, happily being satisfied on all aspects of life, and I would still hide and use my rose. Same.

SPEAKER_02 52:17

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 52:18

Yeah, because uh I used to do it when I was like a teenager in a very small house, and I lived with three boys, so I was hiding all the time. Yeah, and it just became like a rush.

SPEAKER_01 52:28

So I still to this day do it. Like, I'll I'll just be like busy at work. I'm like, let me take a little quick breather. Right, same, same. And I swear to God, I've gotten so paranoid. I'm like, does my man have cameras around here? Because I'm like, why is it every time I go to like hurry up and use my vibrator, you're coming home for lunch. So I'm like so paranoid, like look all around. Sometimes like I've literally like taken it in the closet or something because I'm like, fine, I'm not gonna like I have it in my bedside drawer, the one that I like grab and hurry up. Yeah, so it's like literally I'll be in the middle of it, and I hear like the keypad go on the door. I'm like, God damn it. So I like throw it in the door and then I'll leave.

SPEAKER_00 53:01

I feel that's so bad. I thought I was the only one all the time. I literally masturbate twice a day. I do 100% on my yeah, yeah, and like I mean, you've heard this before.

SPEAKER_01 53:12

It's like my parents used to say, like, they used to hide anything in the house that would like vibrate for me. Like growing up, like my my dad would walk up to the playroom with my parents, and I'd be having my mom's like full-on back massage or go into town on myself. Like, and then we had these things growing up, these squiggle pens, and like anything that vibrated I could get my hands on when I was little, like after I like discovered that. Like, how old were you? I swear to God, I remember when I was in kindergarten. I remember the first time like sitting in like Indian style, you know, so like my hands are right here, and I just remember like feeling like, oh wow, that feels good. Yeah, and I vividly remember like kind of like rubbing myself off, or then like yeah, and was always in kindergarten, like we'd have the story time, but then we'd also have nap time. So I remember we'd be like past that laying on the floor, and I remember going to the corner, like laying flat on my belly, you know, like this, but my hand was right there.

SPEAKER_02 53:57

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 53:57

And I'm like, I feel like swear to god, I feel like that was the first time I ever orgasmed.

SPEAKER_02 54:01

It probably was.

SPEAKER_01 54:02

I mean, but then from there it was like anything that yeah, I could like rub myself up. Like my younger sister, too, would always same thing, but except she'd be like humping things. Me, I just like discreetly just be like touching myself.

SPEAKER_02 54:14

Like I think the first time I ever orgasmed, I was like 11 or 12, like around that age. And I I like realized, I'm like, my god, that's fucking amazing.

SPEAKER_01 54:23

Yeah, see, like I always did it myself. No, like I wasn't very sexually active, period. Yeah, I would like masturbate, do it myself, and then I didn't discover like start hooking up with boys really into like high school, yeah like when I was in relationships and stuff. Like, yeah, honestly, I would rather just do it myself.

SPEAKER_02 54:40

Sometimes, right? Sometimes it's just like the sex is great, yeah. I love doing that, but yeah, and guys feel the same way. Don't think that they don't fucking masturbate. Oh, they definitely do. They do, it's just faster and easier for them.

SPEAKER_00 54:51

Yeah, baby, just laying on you.

SPEAKER_02 54:52

She is dead asleep, literally.

SPEAKER_00 54:54

I know.

SPEAKER_02 54:54

Jolene has officially passed out in my arms. I think she had a little too much to drink tonight. Okay, girls. Well, that's a wrap for tonight. I love, I love our would you rather bad choices after dark.

SPEAKER_00 55:08

I love the shows and I love the three of us. So me too.

SPEAKER_02 55:14

If you don't have like more insight on three of us after tonight's show, we'll have another one for you.

SPEAKER_03 55:20

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 55:23

So thank you both so much. You're so much fun. I love you both so much. Thanks for having me.

SPEAKER_01 55:29

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 55:30

Feel free to drop us an email at info at the vixenchronicles.com. It's VXN. And give us any feedback that you would like, story ideas, whatever. And follow us on uh iHeart, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts. Say goodbye, my sexy girls.

SPEAKER_01 55:48

Goodbye. See you next time.

SPEAKER_02 55:49

See you next time.