Bad Choices with Irene and Kat!

The VXN Chronicles episode **"Bad Choices with Irene & Kat"** dives headfirst into the deliciously messy territory of life's most regrettable decisions—especially the ones that happen between the sheets. Hosts Irene and Kat bring their signature no-holds-barred energy, dishing on their own hilariously disastrous hookups, questionable exes, impulsive threesomes gone sideways, and those "what was I thinking?" moments that still make them cringe-laugh years later. 

Including, sexy videos or pics being sent to the wrong person, this episode celebrates the chaos of being unapologetically human while keeping the vibe sexy, raw, and full of side-splitting stories. 

Whether you're tuning in for the cautionary tales or the vicarious thrills, Irene and Kat prove that even the worst choices can make for the best podcast gold—grab your headphones and join the judgment-free zone where bad decisions get the spotlight they deserve. 🔥

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:01

Welcome to the Vixen Chronicles, erotic explorations and unapologetic talk. Tonight's episode is going to be very fun because Kat and I are going to be playing a game called Bad Choices. And it gives you these sexy, edgy questions, and you have to tell the truth. So I'm really looking forward to it. Also, this is your content warning. This show is about sex, every kind and flavor of sex. And if you think any topic is not your thing, please don't listen to it. If you're under 18, you better stop listening right now, or I'm calling your mom. My lawyer makes me say all of that. This is a reminder to submit your feedback, questions, and story ideas via email to info at the VixenCronicles.com, and it's VXN. And then please follow and listen on iHeart, Spotify, and Apple podcasts, and you'll get notified when we publish new episodes. Hello, Vixenhood. Welcome back and thank you for listening. I'm here tonight with my amazing, funny, smart, sexy co-host Kat. Say hello. Hello. Also, our show mascot is running around here, Jolene. She will bark at the most inconvenient times. Okay, tonight we are playing Bad Choices. And then Kat uh also has some would you rather questions too. So I thought we would just kick this off and get right into it. So have you ever Oh my gosh. Yeah, and we'll both answer Kat. Okay. Give it to me. Okay. Yeah. Have you I'll let you answer first. Okay. Have you ever hooked up with a close friend's ex? Ooh. I don't think so. I don't think I have either. I haven't.

SPEAKER_03 1:55

Yeah. Okay. Honestly, like for some of these questions too, and also some of the conversations that we've had, I feel like I need to like rewrite out my sex list. I know I have it here somewhere, but just like seeing the names would like spark some memories. Yeah.

unknown 2:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:08

I agree.

SPEAKER_03 2:08

But no, I I don't think I have.

SPEAKER_02 2:11

Yeah. No. Okay. Have you ever given or received roadhead?

SPEAKER_03 2:17

Oh yes. I just did two completion, let me add, this past weekend on the ride home from Florida.

SPEAKER_02 2:24

I was so proud of you when you texted me that. I'm like, good girl. How long did it take?

SPEAKER_03 2:30

No, not long.

SPEAKER_02 2:31

Not long? Okay.

SPEAKER_03 2:32

I had been holding out for a few days too. So it was pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

Oh, so you were just being kind of mean about it.

SPEAKER_03 2:36

Okay, I got it. And it's a lot harder than you would think. Like, you gotta go to the right like position. Yes. There's at one point he's like, nope, stay down, stay down. There's someone right next to me. And I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:47

Oh, well, the guy that I did it with never cared if there was somebody right next to us. So but I have done it on several occasions and always to completion. I've never not had someone come. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, it it's it's it's fun for something different. So it is kind of funny, though. My current partner, though, is definitely not into roadhead at all. Really? Why? He says it's not comfortable because, like, you know, you're sitting there, you're driving.

SPEAKER_03 3:19

Is he the one stuck in the dick? Like he just has to sit there.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

Well, I know. That's what I said. But then he's like, Oh, you know, unless you have on sweatpants, your balls are all bunched up, and I'm like, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 3:31

Um, I could see that. I mean, it was hard to like pull the pants all the way down at first, I feel like, because we partially did, and I'm like, no, pull them all the way down the way. See, yeah. But more so it was uncomfortable for me. Yes. And my my car's set up really nice. Like, I don't have a little stick thing in the middle, I just have buttons. Yeah. So like I had to be like over, like super arched over the middle thing, so I wouldn't like press any buttons, but it worked.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

Well, it's a good thing you have those good abs, baby. She for the record, she has amazing abs. For the record, I do not. Okay. Have you ever bailed on your friends to get laid?

SPEAKER_03 4:11

1000%.

SPEAKER_02 4:12

Yeah, me too. Totally.

SPEAKER_03 4:13

I'm just a bailer. I don't like to make plans, whether there's sex on the line or not. I'm just like, eh. And my friends know.

SPEAKER_02 4:20

Yeah. And I will say, not all of these are about sex. Some of them are just kind of funny. So would you marry someone twice your age if it meant you never had to work again?

SPEAKER_03 4:30

I mean, that's you're talking to my ex-husband, basically. No, but also I'm gonna say no. I want to work. I'm somebody that needs to. I don't want to feel trapped. I don't want to like ask, like, can I buy? No, I'm gonna spend what I want to spend. You're not gonna tell me I can't go to Target. You know, you see all these women, like, oh I know, oh, my husband like says I need to stop shopping or this. Well, that's your problem. Yeah, or I just and a husband ain't one.

SPEAKER_02 4:55

Exactly. Sneak in the packages, and then I'm like, I've never had to sneak packages in.

SPEAKER_03 5:00

No, like don't ask me. My bills are paid, it's just money.

SPEAKER_02 5:03

Yeah, you can't take it with you when you die. Yep. Okay, have you ever been called a slut? Yes, of course. Yeah, I have too, but it's been during dirty talk, you know? It hasn't been like, oh, do you hear a slut?

SPEAKER_01 5:14

So I mean both.

SPEAKER_02 5:16

Oh, both. Who called you a slut? Or butt slut? What bitch called you slut? I'm gonna have to go kick her ass.

SPEAKER_03 5:23

Oh gosh, I've been I've been called a slut so many times. Just jealous people.

SPEAKER_02 5:26

Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, I haven't, but that's okay.

SPEAKER_03 5:30

I was a wild one back in the day. I mean, I've definitely calmed down, but yeah, there's lots of names. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

Do you think that you will age well? I hope. I think you will.

SPEAKER_03 5:42

I think I like to say yes because like I still get ID'd.

SPEAKER_02 5:45

Yeah, and Kat, you do not look your age either. I don't think. I mean, I can see how you would get ID'd for sure.

SPEAKER_03 5:52

Yeah, I know. And especially like when I ask people, like, okay, how old do I look? Because I'm really bad at you know guessing other people's, especially when it comes to men, yeah or boys and teens nowadays, it's just crazy. But I've gotten everything from like 19, 23. I think the oldest I've gotten is like 27.

SPEAKER_02 6:10

Really? From the kids? Oh, yeah. Wow, that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_03 6:14

And you sound so many IDs, man.

SPEAKER_02 6:16

I'm like, how old do I look? I would put you, I would put you at 25. I really do believe that too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

Well thanks. Okay. Since you've lost your virginity, have you ever gone six months without sex? Ooh. Mine, mine is a no. I never have.

SPEAKER_03 6:36

I'm gonna say no. I don't think I have. Yeah. Like, could I sure? I'm sure maybe. I don't I'm trying to think, like I was always in these long distance relationships too, like never six months. There's no way.

SPEAKER_02 6:49

Yeah, there's no way. It was, and then I was thinking, well, maybe when I was pregnant, but I was even hornier when I was pregnant.

SPEAKER_03 6:54

It was like if I'm not fucking someone, I'm fucking myself. Right.

SPEAKER_02 6:59

Exactly. Okay. You do you have something for me you want to ask? Yeah. Okay, you have to answer two though. Okay. Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_03 7:08

Have you ever hooked up with someone while your friends are literally in the next room?

SPEAKER_02 7:11

Uh, definitely. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 7:12

Yeah. Okay. I was gonna say, I think like I remember as younger, I think like, you know, used to rent hotels and it's like the double beds. Like, yes.

SPEAKER_02 7:21

It's been more at people's homes kind of thing. Yeah. Walking into somebody's room.

SPEAKER_03 7:28

Have you ever sent a nude to the wrong person and had to play it off like it was a joke?

SPEAKER_02 7:32

Oh my god. I don't even know how to tell this story. Remember the story that I never wanted to tell to my youngest son about the wedding, you know.

SPEAKER_04 7:43

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 7:44

P in quotes. Okay, my oldest child and his lovely wife. I accidentally sent them a video of me fingering myself.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

Shut up. Did they watch it? No, because I said, do not open that and do not play that and ignore that completely. And then his wife was laughing hysterically. And she's like, she's like, I'm gonna play this for your son when I'm pissed off at him. Oh my god, it was horrifying. It was because even even though you didn't hit play, it was very obvious what it was. Oh my god, that is hilarious. It was absolutely horrifying. So, yes, I have. Have you?

SPEAKER_03 8:32

Yes, I've sent a picture of my boobs to my dad on accident, but luckily, like I was in the other room and he was in the other room. I was screaming bloody murder, like, don't share fun, don't touch your phone. And he like came running out of his room and was like, What's wrong? What's wrong? I was like, Where's your phone? He's like, Here, through here, why? What do you mean? He starts opening it. I was like, No, no, no, no. But also, really funny, like, I wouldn't even care if he saw my boobs, like, they're just boobs, because he so he was a doctor, and I went into his office. This is how we found out I had my nipples pierced. He I got injured, so I went in and they were taking x-ray on my back. His partner assistant was doing it because he my father was busy, he had a he was doing kind of like some kind of learning thing basically, kind of like a seminar or like a continuing education, whatever. So he had all these other doctors there, yeah. And so they're in the x-ray room, like checking out the machine and all this stuff, like talking through that. And I came in with the assistant, and he was like, Hey, sorry, we just need to buy or borrow this real quick. Like, he was gonna like throw my x-ray up. So my dad's like, Oh, sure, yeah, here I will use that as an example. And I'm like, Okay, cool. Like, you know, thinking nothing of it, right?

SPEAKER_00 9:41

Of course, because you're used to them at that point.

SPEAKER_03 9:43

So he throws the x-ray up on the board, and there's just tits with earrings in it, and he's like, wait a minute, and he like pulls it off. He's like, That's not the right one. Oh he's like, Give me hers. Where's cats? So he's like, That is hers. And my dad just like white as a ghost. So just like, okay.

SPEAKER_02 9:58

Like oh you really, I I just want to say this. Your parents, in my mind, I just feel like they should be put up for sainthood because the shit you've done with your parents is, I mean, it's I know so funny.

SPEAKER_03 10:14

Have you ever woken up next to someone and generally had no idea who they were or how you got there?

SPEAKER_02 10:19

No, never.

SPEAKER_00 10:22

I assume you have. And wait, it was in your mom and dad's bed or something.

SPEAKER_03 10:28

It was in my dad's house. Okay, so I went out one night. This is back in my party girl phase, and I I woke up in the middle of the night. We're in my room, and I had like blackout shades. All I know is that I went out with my girlfriend that night, so she's there, but she's on the floor, and there's a man in my bed, and I've never had a one-night stand. So I'm like freaking out. I'm like, oh my god. Also, like I don't remember driving all of us home or how we even got home. So Uber and stuff was not a thing back then. Like I would just stupidly drive home drunk. Yeah, a lot of horse did that. Someone drive my car. And so I have no idea. I just felt this man with like a shaved head. So at first I was like, this is some black guy or something, because like the hair was just like that's what it felt like to me. I was like, Yeah, oh no, and I'm in my father's house. Like, what happened last night? Who knows how loud we were, how we got home, what time we got home. I don't know what happened, but I didn't have clothes on, so I knew something definitely had to happen. So I like wake up to go pee and I come, I like look at my phone. Oh, my girlfriend was on the couch. So when I went out to pee, that's where she was. And I'm like, I literally had to wake her up. I was like, who the fuck is in my room? It was a Zamboni driver. No, yes, because I I was a cheerleader for a hockey team at the point at that time, so like we were friends and stuff, so we all had gone out, and luckily though, I did not sleep with him. Yeah, I was like sick and had the spins, so I had like stripped down, yeah, and like she didn't want to make him sleep on the little small couch.

SPEAKER_02 12:06

So yeah, it was it's still did you know the Zamboni driver, or he just let me know?

SPEAKER_03 12:10

No, we were good friends, okay, cool. But like, so I'm like wake up in the middle of the night and I like feel someone next to me, and obviously I have a single like someone who would be in my bed, and I like touch like because I was like feeling the dark, so I like touch the head, I'm like, that is not my friend. Like, what is happening?

SPEAKER_00 12:26

Yeah, we're we're not girls.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

We joke about it still.

SPEAKER_02 12:28

That's funny. That is so funny. Oh, yeah. Okay, you ready for yours? Oh yeah. Have you had sex in the shower in the past six months?

SPEAKER_03 12:37

Yeah, yeah. I'm like, yeah, I think that's a oh pretty or at least like starter there, end of there. Yeah, definitely have yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 12:45

And would you date someone just because they had a nice car? Nice car? Yeah, nice car, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:51

No, that doesn't really that doesn't bother me.

SPEAKER_02 12:54

Yeah, yeah. We can buy our own nice cars.

SPEAKER_03 12:56

Yeah, like do they want to buy me a nice car? I still no, no. Cars, I'm not a car girl.

SPEAKER_02 13:03

Okay, I've got a couple more here and then we're switching back to you. Have have you ever been choked during sex?

SPEAKER_03 13:09

Oh, yeah, I love it. You do? I love it, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

Okay, you're not my daughter. You don't like it? No, I don't I why I don't mind if they put their hand on my neck, but do not fucking choke me. I other is Oh, what? Have you tried it though? Yeah, one person tried it and I was definitely not into it at all. I mean, maybe oh my god, so maybe I'm doing it wrong or something.

SPEAKER_03 13:35

You had to have.

SPEAKER_02 13:36

Yeah, that's a hard thing.

SPEAKER_03 13:36

Like you're not like they're not like choking you out, so you can't breathe. It's more so like, and then as soon as they let go, it's like especially if you're like super close to coming, if you do it. Yeah, and then they like let go. There's something so hot about that. Wow. Okay. I I don't okay. You're I've been choked hard too, where it's to the point where I'm like, oh, like, and then I was reading all these things where like you have to be careful about it because like it can kick you out. I'm like, oh, that's not the way I'd want to go. But if so, then it it is what it is.

SPEAKER_02 14:03

It can definitely kill you for sure, but yeah, or like you're left brain dead.

SPEAKER_03 14:07

Uh, that's what I think about every time I'm like, uh, is it worth it? But like, yeah, okay, fine.

SPEAKER_02 14:11

Okay, so your partner knows how to do it, and I can tell you that I've just been generally against it because I don't like people touching my neck. I mean, other than if they're kissing it or something like that. But yeah, you know, it's super sensitive. Okay, okay, give me one here. Let's go.

SPEAKER_03 14:28

Okay. Have you ever had a one-night stand that turned into an accidental relationship or a total disaster?

SPEAKER_02 14:36

Oh, okay. I'm gonna say this. My current partner was supposed to just be a one-time hookup for me. I met him on Tinder, we talked for two or three months, texted all that, but I wouldn't meet him in person. And so, in my mind, like, you know, Tinder is a hookup site. So I thought, I'll have sex with him once and he'll be gone. And then here we are three years later.

SPEAKER_03 15:04

So that didn't work out. What about mine? Yeah, this is why actually this is perfect because this is St. Patrick's Day, and this is why I don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day anymore, is because that's how I reconnected with my ex-husband. Oh, going out day drinking all day for St. Patrick's Day, meeting him. I thought he had an accent. I was like, Yes, this guy's like Gerard Butler. I'm gonna go home with him. And it was all downhill from there. It turned into not only one night same, so I thought you married it.

SPEAKER_02 15:38

Yeah, yeah, and then spot to get out of it.

SPEAKER_03 15:42

Yeah, yeah. Actually, going back to not long, I think it happened in April and I was out of there. I had moved back by like end of summer. Wow, and the divorce is finalized in January. Wow. Okay, yeah. Now, going back to the previous question about not having sex for six months, I take that back because while I was with him, I think I faked like a nine-month period. Oh, so that I wouldn't. And then he's like, Well, I don't care if you're bleeding. Well, I do, don't touch me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:12

Or like my ex-husband used to say, your mouth still works.

SPEAKER_03 16:16

Yeah. Or your butt, your butt's not bleeding.

SPEAKER_02 16:19

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 16:20

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 16:22

Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? I'm sure. Yeah, maybe passed out in your younger days.

SPEAKER_03 16:30

Yeah, or even current. I I'm sure I have. Really?

SPEAKER_02 16:34

I have never.

SPEAKER_03 16:35

Maybe, especially if there's drinking involved. Yeah, probably.

unknown 16:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 16:38

No, I've never done that. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:41

I've got one for you. Okay. Okay. Have you ever used a household item as a sex toy in a moment of desperation? Oh.

SPEAKER_02 16:49

Oh, let me think about that. I wonder. Oh, I don't let me think here. A household item.

SPEAKER_03 16:59

I would say anything around the house that's not a sex toy, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 17:02

Yeah, exactly. Well, the funny thing about that is that recently, like, there's been some of those sensory type things on me, on my body for with household items. So I don't know if that it's not like they were in CERN. Yeah, like we were having sex and I was on pure MDMA. Okay, okay. So the skin, yeah, your skin, your body, you're just in euphoria, right? So everything feels really, really great. So he was using like a hairbrush, a feather, like all kinds of I did see that in your video. Yeah.

unknown 17:39

Wait, what video?

SPEAKER_03 17:41

You sent me a video of the aftermath. Oh, that's right. You're like, there's my hairbrush.

SPEAKER_00 17:48

You're like, there's my hairbrush. I wondered where it was. The funny thing about that though was is that I really was looking for my hairbrush.

SPEAKER_02 17:57

And then, but before that, I was like, where the hell is he? And I heard my drawers opening, my, you know, my closet, everything. And I'm like, what the hell? But I was I was just in my own little world at that point. And whatever he ended up with is what that is.

SPEAKER_00 18:15

There was a lot, is all I'm gonna say. Oh my god. What about you?

SPEAKER_03 18:21

Okay, yes, absolutely. And this is pretty funny. So I feel like before my period, I'll just get those urges where it's like, I don't care where I'm at, what I'm doing, like I need to get off type of thing. Like, yeah. Or I could literally just be like, oh, work can wait for a second. I'm just gonna go like masturbate all day, basically, over and over again. So at this point, I was working remote. I was in the middle of moving. So most of my house was packed up, like basically everything except for like random leftover things. So I'm like, all right, I gotta get off. Like, am I hands not gonna do it? Like, I need something that vibrates. So I'm like going through everything I had there. I'm like, damn, nothing vibrates. Like, yeah, I think there was like an Xbox controller, but that wasn't like consistent, like you know, yeah, vibrating that stuff. So, okay, you know, when kids are in like elementary school, they have these little like Santa's workshop and they go and they buy a bunch of like junk, cheap shit. You send them with money and they go and they do their Christmas shopping for the family.

SPEAKER_02 19:16

Yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_03 19:17

Okay, so my son had just done that, and because the wrapped presents were sitting there, there were well, okay, it was left over from Christmas because this was like in April sometime. Okay, so it was a gift that he bought for my dad, his grandfather. And I just clicked, I was like, oh, and it was like wrapped in a bag. So I was like, okay, do I want to do this? Like, I'm doing it. He bought him this like vibrating back massager. Oh my god. And it was like one of those, like a handheld thing, and it had like four knobs on it or whatever. So you just cranked that thing on, it had like three or four different modes. Oh, so I was just sitting there, like literally for several days in a row. That was my go-to until like the move was finalized. I've just go to town, and we never gave it to him. I just like would do it and wrap back up, and then we ended up not giving it to him because he was putting a home after that, and then we made the move and it's still around here somewhere. Well, pull it back out.

SPEAKER_02 20:05

I'm totally into that. I mean, I've got the I've got the back vibrator and quotes, but yeah, I'll happily use that too.

SPEAKER_03 20:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:12

If I just like orgasm, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:15

Growing up, I've had like my parents would hide everything that would vibrate in the house for me because again, they would find me just like going to town at myself with whatever object vibrant object they could find. So good, good.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

Yeah. Okay. Have you ever taken a call or texted during sex? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think I've actually been on a work call during sex.

SPEAKER_03 20:39

Oh, for sure. Yeah, I have to. Okay. And just muted it and put it down. Like that's back when like video calls were not very common.

SPEAKER_02 20:47

Definitely was not on video.

SPEAKER_03 20:49

Yeah. And plus I've had tons of times where like I'm just laying there with my partner and like my mom or dad or sister, someone would call and I'll be on the phone and then they'll start messing with me and like touching me just to like tease me while I'm on the phone. So yeah, definitely. Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_02 21:05

Okay. Here's another one. Have you ever had sex with someone 10 years older than you?

SPEAKER_03 21:13

Ex-husband, he falls in that category. Yeah, I have too. I think that's probably the only.

SPEAKER_02 21:19

Hmm.

SPEAKER_03 21:19

That's interesting. Okay. I feel like I wouldn't be opposed to it.

SPEAKER_02 21:23

Yeah, exactly. I know. Me either. Okay. This is one that I know that we can all answer. Have you ever faked an orgasm?

SPEAKER_03 21:31

Yes, of course. All of them until recent.

SPEAKER_02 21:35

Yeah. And we have a show coming up, but not only have you, but why is the question.

SPEAKER_03 21:42

So I had a question for you that was like, have you ever faked an orgasm so convincingly that the other person still brags about it? I'm sure they're still bragging about it.

SPEAKER_02 21:51

Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Like I honestly, I have not done it a lot, but I think when I was married, I might have done that. Just to like, you know, just to get it over with kind of thing. But but I'm normally not like that. I mean, I'll have sex anytime, anywhere, anyway. But I can't remember. Maybe I was just tired, who knows? Kids, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 22:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:12

So yeah, I know. I feel like I have with him, but I doubt that it was that good of a fake. You have more?

SPEAKER_03 22:23

Yes. Okay. Have you ever been walked in on during sex and just kept going?

SPEAKER_00 22:34

Remember that third child? Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

His dad and I, you know, we had really nice bathrooms and big showers all the time and stuff. So we would take showers together. And inevitably, you're going to have sex in the shower, whether it's morning, night, whatever. But it was uh it was like a Saturday morning, and we were both in the shower and having sex. And my youngest son walked in on us. And he was, I think he was like around 10. And he he's like, Can you people lock the fucking door?

SPEAKER_03 23:07

And I'm like, Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 23:08

Maybe you shouldn't come in the shower when your dad and I are in here together.

SPEAKER_03 23:13

That is funny.

SPEAKER_02 23:14

Yeah, yep. So yes, I have. Have you ever had it?

SPEAKER_03 23:18

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:20

With your son.

SPEAKER_03 23:21

My child is, yeah, he's walked in on us and I got scolded. I'd almost like rather my mom or dad walk in on us after that. Yeah, I agree with you on that. Have you ever sexted someone while sitting right next to your family or coworkers?

SPEAKER_02 23:35

Oh, for sure.

SPEAKER_03 23:36

Yeah. Okay. So that's probably done. Yeah. Or like come across the dinner table, like.

SPEAKER_02 23:43

Yeah. Well, I think people at work would have probably thought that I was, you know, texting work people or whatever, but I wasn't. I was sexting.

SPEAKER_03 23:53

Have you ever had a crush on a friend's parent or sibling and done something regrettable about it?

SPEAKER_02 23:58

I have, but I have not ever acted on it. There were some of my dad's friends that I always thought were my in, you know, I'm maybe 12, 13, but I did think they were very attractive, but I think I was too young to do anything about it, kind of thing. Oh. Yeah, definitely. Have you?

SPEAKER_03 24:18

No, never acted on anything. I'm sure I've thought some of them were good looking, but yeah. Yeah, definitely not. I do have my sister, has like, she had an old best friend who had nothing but brothers, and I think she's like slept with all of them. They're not friends anymore.

SPEAKER_02 24:37

Wait, could have been my brothers. I don't know. Okay. Do you think you masturbate less than the average person?

SPEAKER_03 24:47

No. Yeah, me. Especially that week, like leading up to my period with the pre period hormone surge. Like, no way.

SPEAKER_02 24:55

Yeah. And you know, the whole thing is like you get super horny like that. So you'll have sex and get pregnant. I mean, that's the whole thing, right? During or before the week before, yeah. Really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure, isn't that when you're super?

SPEAKER_03 25:09

I thought it was only when you're ovulating, which for me is the week after. Oh, it is? Yeah. I didn't know that. But at that point, it's like, don't touch me. I'm sore. I'm in pain. Like, get away.

SPEAKER_02 25:20

Yeah.

unknown 25:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:20

That's funny. Okay. Have you ever used a sex toy on someone other than yourself?

SPEAKER_03 25:28

No, unless like a cock ring or something. You have our doll. Oh, you're right.

SPEAKER_02 25:36

I mean, that's a sex toy.

SPEAKER_03 25:38

Yeah. Okay. Yes, I totally have because I've got like the male masturbator thingies. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 25:42

Yes. Okay. I have too. I mean, I think toys are fun.

SPEAKER_03 25:46

Yeah. I was gonna say like a cock ring counts. Yeah, the cock ring absolutely counts.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

Yes, yeah. I have. Speaking of cock rings, we have that doctor coming on, and I need to send you his website because it's a cock ring that is like an aura ring. Yeah, it's like an aura ring.

SPEAKER_03 26:04

I've I've researched that a bit.

SPEAKER_02 26:06

Okay, I'm fascinated by it, just so you know. Okay, give me another one.

SPEAKER_03 26:12

Okay. Let me see here. Have you ever had someone come on your face and then go straight out in public without cleaning it off?

SPEAKER_02 26:22

Never. Come on my face. Definitely, but no, it immediately gets cleaned up.

SPEAKER_03 26:31

Have you ever been fingered or well as or fingered someone in a crowded bar, movie theater, airplane? Like, you know. Yes. Okay, yes. Definitely.

SPEAKER_02 26:40

Probably all of those. Movie theater, restaurant, airplane.

SPEAKER_03 26:45

Yeah. I know. I think I did it on the airplane just to be able to say I did it on an airplane.

SPEAKER_02 26:50

Yeah, that's what I did. Actually, I made myself come on an airplane because I was like, yeah, I just want to say I've done it. At least I've come on an airplane.

SPEAKER_03 26:58

You know I'm pretty sure I have.

SPEAKER_02 27:00

Okay, you ready? I've got one for you. Have you ever masturbated to a former lover?

SPEAKER_03 27:10

Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, me too. I think so.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

I think that's normal. Like if you really, really wanted to, you know, I think it's normal to think about them, if especially if it was a great sex, you know.

SPEAKER_03 27:23

Honestly, like I'm not somebody that like, yes, it'll come to mind, but I don't like sit there and like think of one specific person. Oh, say if anything, I'll turn on some porn, or like I'm not like, oh my god, this person's so hot. But like, or I will just think of like certain scenarios or things like I've done with my partner, and that'll really turn me on.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

Agreed. Totally agree with that.

SPEAKER_03 27:43

But more so, or I'll just like turn on a porn and it's a sounding, like the sounds for me.

SPEAKER_02 27:48

Yep, this my god, me too. I don't even I don't even care about the well, I kind of care about the visual, but yeah, it is the sounds for sure.

SPEAKER_03 27:56

For sure.

SPEAKER_02 27:57

Yeah. Have you ever told someone you'd love them just to have sex with them?

SPEAKER_03 28:03

No, I feel like sex usually comes before the I love you.

SPEAKER_02 28:06

Yeah, long shot.

SPEAKER_03 28:07

And then they they start the I love you's.

SPEAKER_02 28:09

Yeah, then the love bombing. Okay, you can give me one.

SPEAKER_03 28:14

Oh, okay. I cannot. I was gonna, we already know the answer. Have you ever squirted so hard you ruined someone else's furniture or bed?

SPEAKER_02 28:24

My own furniture, but yes, I have.

SPEAKER_03 28:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:28

Of course. Oh God.

SPEAKER_03 28:31

What about have you ever let someone fuck you while you're on your period and made a total mess?

SPEAKER_02 28:35

I've let someone fuck me on my period because that doesn't really bother me.

SPEAKER_03 28:39

Yeah, that's not.

SPEAKER_02 28:40

But it wasn't really messy. I don't maybe it just wasn't that, you know, heavy at that point. So yeah. And what about you? I know you have because you're just oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:49

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, period sex does not bother me.

SPEAKER_02 28:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:52

In the squirting, yeah, I'm sure I have.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

And and here's the thing about period sex to me, it actually feels good to me. It feels like it loosens things up in there and all that kind of stuff. I always liked it a little bit, you know. I I may not have been in the mood, but I liked I liked the period sex for whatever reason.

SPEAKER_03 29:10

Yeah. Have you ever choked on a dick so hard you puked a little bit but kept going? Oh yeah. Yep. Okay, same. Within the experience within yeah, same. I have that experience. We tried to use like pop rocks because I heard that feels really good while you're giving a blowjob.

SPEAKER_04 29:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:25

And I like, I don't know what was going on there. They were popping a little too much, but I literally puked in my mouth and had to like swallow it.

SPEAKER_02 29:32

Did you tell him? Did he know? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, we laugh about it. I did the same thing. I'm like, oh, hold on a minute.

SPEAKER_03 29:38

And I feel like also, too, when I was like first starting out getting blowjobs, like I that had happened previously before. Like, obviously, no pop rocks, but like I feel like back when you're younger, guys just want to like hardcore buck your throat. And it's like if you're not at a good angle, you're not like you're not controlling it.

SPEAKER_02 29:54

Yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_03 29:57

Okay. Oh, my man and my son are outside playing soccer, they're so cute.

SPEAKER_02 30:02

Oh, I love that so much. Okay, he's hot zaddy. He is for sure. Have you ever told a friend they were being cheated on?

SPEAKER_03 30:14

Yeah, I have. And I'm like, what are you gonna do about this?

SPEAKER_02 30:18

Yeah, see, your your friends were cooler than my friend. I told my friend it ended our relationship, and it was a long friendship.

SPEAKER_03 30:26

What?

SPEAKER_02 30:26

Because you told, yeah, yep.

SPEAKER_03 30:30

No, like that's not an easy conversation to have, but like I would want to know. Yeah, I probably won't believe you, or I'll probably be stupid and like still try to like stay with them and work it out. Cause like, well, not now, but like I definitely have done that in the past where it's like everyone knew he was cheating on me, but I was like in denial, yeah. But like looking back, I can respect those friends that stepped forward and like told me.

SPEAKER_02 30:52

Yeah, and I would I think I would too, but I do think it's really weird, like that relationship just imploded. She could not handle it at all. And I think it was because she knew I knew. So, and I didn't tell anybody else, but I would have thought she would have appreciated, but she didn't.

SPEAKER_03 31:09

Yeah. Oh well. Oh, so this question have you ever sent a video of yourself masturbating to the wrong person? Oh, okay. Hello, we just got to see this one, or had it accidentally posted. One time I remember I was like sending it was a video of me like finger blasting myself. And I it was like for my ex-boyfriend at the time, and it basically like I I had to gala some app to like make it like compress the file so that I'd be able to text it. Because I don't know why I wouldn't just email it back then, but I don't know. So, in doing that, it connected to I think my Twitter or something, and it like auto-posted. That thing was on there for years. What? Years, nobody said anything to me except for him, like after we had broken up, like oh my god, just so you're aware that the video be binger bossing herself out on Twitter. I'm like, what? Like I had no idea. I'm like, you're lying, but like, okay. No, it sure was. Oh my god. Oh my god. You knew what I wish that was around the time.

SPEAKER_02 32:15

None of your friends follow you on Twitter.

SPEAKER_03 32:17

That's what I used to tweet all the time. Like, everybody used to like, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 32:22

Yeah, that is bizarre. Maybe he was the only one who could see it or something.

SPEAKER_03 32:26

I mean, that's no, it's not like he was tagged or anything, it was straight up on my profile.

SPEAKER_02 32:30

Holy shit, I would have died. I would have just died of embarrassment. For Facebook or something, too.

SPEAKER_03 32:35

Like it was on all connected social media.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

Oh my god. Okay. Oh yeah. Okay, in your lifetime, have you sent or received more than 10 different dick pics?

SPEAKER_03 32:48

Yeah. Yeah. Which somehow I I used to like keep all those pictures in a folder, you know, on this app that was like private. And then they like stopped updating the app. So I like lost all my blackmail and whatever. It's probably for the best. But like then, like now, there's still some pics. Like just recently, I was going through my pictures. I'm like, I have no idea whose dick that is. Right. I don't know if it's like something a friend sent to me because I'm like looking at the dates. I'm like, all right, who was I dating or who was I talking to then? Like, I thought I was in a relationship. So like I don't think it would be somebody sent to me, but I'm like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 33:23

I used to have does not look hundreds, and I'm not joking. And I had them all on a folder, and my girlfriends, we actually called it the gallery, in quotes. That is it was an art, it was an art gallery, but I let all those go years ago. But it's I mean, my God, I probably get 10 dick picks a week at this point. I'm uh unsolicited dick pics too. People just send them.

SPEAKER_03 33:47

Yeah. And you know, if you're sending them, like they're going straight to the group chat. Like the girls are going to see it as well.

SPEAKER_02 33:53

So you might as well just forward it to all of us, but yeah, I promise I have not done that in the last four or five years at least.

SPEAKER_00 34:04

But before that, I certainly did. There was a definitely a girls' group chat.

SPEAKER_02 34:08

And then the dick pics went there. Okay. What do you have for me? I'm afraid to ask. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 34:17

Oh, let's see. Have you ever ghosted someone right after sex because of something either like hilarious that happened or just in general?

SPEAKER_02 34:29

Oh, let me think about that. No, I don't think I ever have. I know I've ghosted people, but I've never had sex with them and ghosted them.

SPEAKER_03 34:39

Yeah, I don't I was gonna say I'm I'm the queen of ghosting or the queen of Irish goodbyes, basically, but I don't think I've ghosted right after sex.

SPEAKER_02 34:46

Yeah, sex seems like okay, you know, something probably went wrong then.

SPEAKER_03 34:50

I used to like ghost my friends at the bar when I had this like hockey player boyfriend I was screwing around with. We'd be out downtown and at the bars, and I would just like disappear because he lived right there. So I'd like to disappear from the bar, quickly run over and go have sex with him, and then like reappear at the bar. Of course she sometimes I would literally pull my car up to the side of the building, leave it on and running, run inside, have sex, and then leave.

SPEAKER_02 35:13

Okay, you first of all, that was like a dream for him.

SPEAKER_03 35:16

Okay, no, not a dream for me. Okay, fine. Like, you gotta hurry up. My girls are at the bar. They're gonna notice I'm missing.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

Okay, have you ever had a partner that was too kinky for you?

SPEAKER_03 35:29

No. No, I'm always done to try anything.

SPEAKER_02 35:32

Yeah, no. I will say I've never had one that was too kinky, but this current one definitely takes it to a different level. So, but I'm but it's not too kinky and I like it. Fair enough.

SPEAKER_03 35:47

Have you yeah, have you ever had a bad choice in bed that turned out way better than expected?

SPEAKER_02 35:53

Hmm. Yeah, I have, actually.

SPEAKER_03 35:57

I'd say I guess I have too.

SPEAKER_02 35:59

Yeah, like my expectation was really low and it was a really amazing. Yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_04 36:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 36:06

And I I remember even thinking, why am I even going out, like, you know, starting any kind of relationship with this guy? He's not my type kind of thing. And sure enough, sure enough, he changed my mind. Okay, have you ever FaceTime someone naked? Well, you do me all the time, so I know you've done that. Oh, yeah. Always. I'm like, that's kind of a lame question. So yes.

SPEAKER_03 36:29

Yeah, I'm more like a naked family, or at least I am like it's not weird. No, not at all. I agree. And I'm it's I know people are like, Wait, you have a son and he's getting too old for that. Okay, I get that. I'm not sitting here like walking around the house. Like, if I'm walking around the house naked, I'm naked, whatever. But it's not like I'm like going into his room naked. And usually it's like I'm in my space.

SPEAKER_02 36:49

Yeah, and they come in. That's what my boy has always did.

SPEAKER_03 36:52

I mean And that's not weird, he knows.

SPEAKER_02 36:54

Yeah, yeah. And and here's the thing, you can't make it weird, especially with boys, because then they feel like they've done something wrong.

SPEAKER_03 37:01

So yeah, I don't think it's weird at all. He's still young enough, like yeah. No, I if anything, it's like my boobs. I'm not like full blown, totally naked, but like if I'm topless or something, or if I'm showering and he'll come in there, like I tell told him though, like he starts knocking, like it's not it's not weird.

SPEAKER_02 37:16

No, I agree with you. It's not weird at all. Now, I will say my youngest child would I I mean it there was nothing weird about it to him. It was just normal. He would come in and sit on like the bathtub and talk to me while I was showering, but yeah, but that's just a mama's boy. Yeah, it is completely. And he was about 12 when my business partner f found out about that. And he's like, No, it needs to stop right now. Like, whatever. Like, that's your Catholic guilt. That's not my baby.

SPEAKER_03 37:45

Yeah, like it's it's just, yeah. I don't see anything wrong with it. I know people will have their say, but yeah, teach their own, do your own thing then, you fucking weirdo. Don't make it weird.

SPEAKER_02 37:56

Exactly. Okay, this some of these questions are so fucking lame. Like this one is would you sell someone with a foot fetish pictures of your feet for$20?

SPEAKER_03 38:04

I'm like, dude, I'm for sure. I do it for five, a dollar is a dollar.

SPEAKER_00 38:09

Well, I was thinking I don't even take off my shoes for$20, but okay. Dollars a dollar.

SPEAKER_03 38:15

I've I've sold worse, like yeah, but I told you about my old car mechanic.

SPEAKER_02 38:22

And exactly, and which we still need to get him on. You guys you text him this week.

SPEAKER_00 38:27

Okay. I will, yeah. So I was just thinking about the the the boob pics you would take of the people online and send them to guys and acting like they were yours.

SPEAKER_03 38:39

Yeah, until I got called out.

SPEAKER_02 38:41

Yeah, I wish you could have sold some of those. That would have been funny. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 38:46

I was reading about people doing like AI on OnlyFans and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 38:49

Oh my God. It's okay, Kat, that is a serious business. I'm not joking. A lot of these AI personas are on there making a fortune because guys think they're real.

SPEAKER_03 39:02

How though? Like, how is there not some like like I'm all for it? I'm would totally do that if I could do that and be successful at it. But like I feel that that's kind of cheating, and I don't think that's fair for the people that are paying.

SPEAKER_02 39:14

I kind of feel bad. I'm I'm not, I don't feel bad at all in my mind.

SPEAKER_03 39:17

I mean, I shouldn't, but like that sucks.

SPEAKER_02 39:20

Yeah, we need to get in on that. We'll just create our little personas, whatever they are, and we'll um we'll do all kinds of nasty stuff on OnlyFans. That'll be all AI.

SPEAKER_03 39:30

Catnering, pegging each other, like exactly.

SPEAKER_02 39:34

We'll we'll talk that L about that Thursday night. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:38

I'm also shocked there's no like you know, like like program to like detect AI.

SPEAKER_02 39:43

Like I know.

SPEAKER_03 39:44

Hell, I can't even copy and paste like on a college essay or something without getting caught out in front of the class. There's like a built-in program, but like you can use AI porn and take money from people. Yeah, that doesn't make sense.

SPEAKER_02 39:55

I know, I get it. I get it. I'm just telling you. Funny enough, my son, the middle one, is like, man, he's like, I need to create some AI porn and get on OnlyFans, like not him, but you can create the woman or the guy or whatever. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 40:10

It is I have an account. I should I should make that my first video.

SPEAKER_02 40:14

Yeah, I only have an I have an account, but I only have it with Ellie on it. I need to remind me to send you that login so you can look at them. They're cute.

SPEAKER_03 40:22

I mean, oh yes, please use it.

SPEAKER_02 40:24

I want to sing yeah. Okay. Well, you this we know the answer to this. Have you given or received a blowjob this month? Yes, roadhead. Yeah. For you, and yes, for me.

unknown 40:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 40:36

Have this is gross. And I don't think you've done that. Have you ever used your mouth to clean up after anal? No, absolutely not. Okay. Well, okay. Have you ever swallowed and immediately meet out with the person after?

SPEAKER_02 40:50

No. Every man that I've been with is like absolutely no kissing after, I mean, I don't want to no deep kissing, right? Tongue kind of thing after a blowjob. Like immediately.

SPEAKER_03 41:01

I was gonna say it's funny watching them like kind of like Pecky, like they're like unsure, like do they want to do it or not? Yeah. I try to be respectful. Like, I don't think it's weird. They, if you think about it, like yeah, sure, but just like don't think about it. We we do it after they've gone down on us and stuff. Exactly. Yeah, I mean, just find them into it.

SPEAKER_02 41:18

It's so weird because I think guys think that that would make them gay somehow. And I'm like, you're idiots. It's your own cum.

SPEAKER_03 41:25

Don't act like you haven't tasted it.

SPEAKER_02 41:26

And you know they've tasted it. Every fucking one of them have for a fact.

SPEAKER_03 41:30

Oh my gosh. I I like it, like, not like for me, like you know, if a guy will like finger bang you and something.

SPEAKER_02 41:37

But his fingers and his mouth. Yes, I mean we taste good, we're good.

SPEAKER_03 41:42

Yeah, you know what's funny is when I was little, my dad would have seminars in Florida. So, like he would take us girls down there, and while he was at the seminar all day, we he would have it was like his great aunt would watch us. So this little old Italian lady who was just like, I don't think she's ever had sex or seen a dick a day in her life, like very conservative, proper old.

SPEAKER_02 42:04

She didn't she didn't have kids or anything.

SPEAKER_03 42:06

No. Oh wow, old Aunt Vinny was just like old Aunt Vinny, okay, super religious, yeah, Italian lady.

unknown 42:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 42:13

And I remember my mom and dad would tell me the story. Like, she called my father freaking out one day, like, Michael, you gotta get over here. You gotta this child, something's wrong with her. And he's like, What? What's going on? He's like, she said, Well, she's in that bedroom, she's touching herself, and I told her, go wash your hands. And she said, I just did. I licked them. Oh my god. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 42:37

So I was doing it. Again, your parents are saints. And how old were you then? That's what I want to know. I don't know, probably like five. Oh my god. Oh my god. Unbelievable. I don't like I I don't even know where you go from that. I mean, seriously. Your your mom and dad were like, fuck, we're just giving up on her now.

SPEAKER_04 43:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:04

Okay. Have you ever done a line of cocaine off of a person's body or have they done it off of yours?

SPEAKER_03 43:10

Not cocaine, but Molly, yes.

SPEAKER_02 43:12

Oh, interesting. Off a wiener. Okay. I recently did, I don't want to call it a line because it wasn't, but definitely started a blowjob with it, you know, put it on his dick and then sucked it off.

SPEAKER_03 43:26

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:27

Yeah. But I don't snort anything because I just have a weird thing about that. Yeah. Okay. And I don't know why. Hey, wait. Except I did do this praise sex spray. I did it. And I couldn't tell a difference. I'm gonna try it again now.

SPEAKER_03 43:44

Yeah, do it when you're not on MDMA. What is it? M D N A, M D M A.

SPEAKER_02 43:49

M D M A. It's like Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:52

Yeah. Do it on a normal day when like you're that's all you're doing.

SPEAKER_02 43:55

Yeah, I will.

SPEAKER_03 43:56

I'll probably yeah, I definitely and you'll feel like the rush of it and it. It's nice.

SPEAKER_02 44:00

Because I did it like an hour before he got here. And I thought that I would feel super horny, but I didn't. I'm like, oh, I didn't feel any different, I should say. Did you feel extra wet? I'm always extra wet. I mean, that's the hormones that I have, and that is a fact. Okay. While fooling around with a really sexy person, you find out that they're a transvestite. Do you keep going?

SPEAKER_03 44:30

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 44:32

Well, for us, that means it would be a girl that would be a guy, right?

SPEAKER_03 44:39

I don't know. It could be either. It could be either, yeah. If we're hanging, like if we're fooling her with a chick, but then she ends up having a dick, then like, yeah, okay, sure.

SPEAKER_02 44:47

I guess there's nothing well and remember what Candy and Curtis said too, that the one that they were with, the like the dick was just it, it never got hard because of the hormones.

SPEAKER_03 44:56

That I would be weirded out about.

SPEAKER_02 44:57

I think I would be and I don't like a song, people fuck no. Who wants that? No. Okay, I'm scared to ask you this question. I know you have to ask me more, but I'm telling you, I am scared to ask you this question.

SPEAKER_01 45:10

Okay, let's hear it.

SPEAKER_02 45:11

Considering you traumatized an old Italian lady by washing your hands by licking them. After they were yes, after you were playing with after you were, yeah. Okay, have you ever given or received a golden shower?

SPEAKER_03 45:28

Oh, like peed on someone? Yeah, yeah. Like for pleasure?

SPEAKER_02 45:32

Yeah, like they've asked you to pee on them or they peed on you.

SPEAKER_03 45:36

I'm sure I've peed on someone.

SPEAKER_02 45:38

Well, intentionally.

SPEAKER_03 45:40

No, I think I I think I've definitely like been like definitely peed during sex, like, and guys just think it's like squirt. Yeah. So I just go with it. But I'm I know for a fact it's definitely been pee. Like you're pounding me way too hard. Like, but if you want to say it's squirt, it's squirt, sure.

SPEAKER_00 45:56

Your poor little body.

SPEAKER_02 45:59

And I and I know you can take it too as a thing. So that would have to be somebody really pounding you.

SPEAKER_03 46:05

Yeah. Just like at the weird angle, and yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:09

But yeah, definitely have not for pleasure.

SPEAKER_02 46:11

Yeah, me either. And I don't it and the weird thing of it is I know that urine is super antiseptic kind of thing. I still don't want it. I don't want it on me, and I'm not peeing on anybody either.

SPEAKER_03 46:21

Yeah, like I wouldn't be opposed to it if you really wanted me to do that, but I just wouldn't get turned on by that. Yeah, like if and it's a lot, it would be messy.

SPEAKER_02 46:28

It just Yeah, like if I had a jellyfish bite or sting or whatever it is, they say to put urine on that's I better have a jellyfish sting.

SPEAKER_03 46:37

Yeah, otherwise, like, yeah, yeah. And if I do have a jellyfish sting, then okay, you can whip your dick out and get close. Totally and then like pee or something if that's gonna turn you on, and then go finish for yourself because I want no part in that.

SPEAKER_02 46:50

Yeah, you're supposed to pee on that sting, so you know that that I'm okay with. It's a medical treatment. Okay, give me another one.

SPEAKER_03 46:58

Have you ever used like food, ice, or something weird from the fridge during sex and had it go horribly wrong or amazingly?

SPEAKER_02 47:06

Food and ice. So one of my little tricks is to put a little strawberry inside of me, knowing that the person's gonna go down on me and then they get a big surprise because a little strawberry is inside of me and they can take it out and eat it. So, and by the way, men love that, they fucking love it.

SPEAKER_03 47:30

Damn it. I tried to order strawberries today and they were out.

SPEAKER_02 47:35

Just do it one night. Bleep, bleep, bleep. When he's, you know, and he's horny every fucking night. Just put one in. All day. Don't get the big ones, just get like the small to be. What about a grape?

SPEAKER_03 47:46

I'll do a grape today.

SPEAKER_00 47:48

I'm afraid a grape would get lost.

SPEAKER_03 47:52

I think my projector would suck anything up there.

SPEAKER_00 47:55

I think, I think you better stick to a strawberry. I don't, unless we do a show about you going to the emergency room. Oh my God. So yes.

SPEAKER_03 48:05

But like you insert it all the way and just like right there. Well, right at the time. How would you get that out?

SPEAKER_02 48:10

I feel like it would be at lost. No, like right at the right, just right inside you. Then you can suck it out. Okay. That's what they better be fucking doing. So yeah, that's always a nice little surprise for them. And it I think it's funny because men just don't expect shit like that from women, you know? Yeah. And I'm like, I'm not I I I didn't I probably read it somewhere and did it, but yeah, quite a I'm gonna try it. Yeah, do it, do it. And I want to know what he says too. Okay. Have you ever had sex that lasted less than two minutes?

SPEAKER_03 48:43

Oh, I'm sure. Yeah. And then you get things he's just oh god, sorry, it's so quick. I mean, you know, like I don't care.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

I don't know about two minutes, but I think we've all had somebody that's come really fast. But I don't care either. That's the funny thing. I'm like, okay, well, we can just do it again as soon as you're refreshed. I mean, there's no, you know, next one better last more than two minutes, though.

SPEAKER_03 49:05

Okay, so speaking of time, then would you rather fuck someone with the smallest stick in the world, but they last three hours? Or the biggest stick, but they come in 30 seconds every single time.

SPEAKER_02 49:14

Oh, no, neither. I'd take the big. I would take the big, but I mean the little one, uh all that's gonna feel like is like a little nub pounding you kind of thing. Yeah, that would get old. I don't want to sit there three hours. For three hours, I don't want to do that with anybody.

SPEAKER_03 49:29

Yeah, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 49:31

I would be so sore. Yeah. No, the big one, okay, 30 seconds. I can do the big one for 30 seconds. I could do that. But I don't know that I would want to. No. Okay, let's see what we have here. I'm reading through these. Oh, would you sleep with a really sexy person, like your sexiest person in the world to you, even though they had horrific body odor. Yeah. You would? Yeah. Oh, see, I would not. I'm like, no, you better be fucking clean as a whistle.

SPEAKER_03 50:05

I like being, I'm a clean freak, but like if they smell like I don't know. I could maybe learn to like it. I don't know. It depends on what kind.

SPEAKER_02 50:13

Horrific body odor.

SPEAKER_03 50:14

Like, what if like hopefully just the armpits, not like the ball of the phone.

SPEAKER_02 50:18

I'm thinking everywhere.

SPEAKER_03 50:20

They're just dirty. Well, then, like, yeah, I'd sleep with you, but you're you're not getting a blowy or anything like that. Like, four flag will be to a bare minimum.

SPEAKER_02 50:27

Yeah, and you'd have to put some like VIX underneath your nose so you can't smell them. That's what they do on those crime scenes, right?

SPEAKER_03 50:35

Oh my god. I mean, I've definitely smelled bad. And ew, like, I'm weird about that. Even like if my partner and I were to sleep together at night, and then like the next morning, he wants to like like we sleep together at night and then we like pass out. I don't like shower or clean off or anything, like just wipe it with a towel. Yeah, that's gross because then he'll like want to go down on me the next morning, or like, and I'm like, don't touch me, I haven't even showered. And he's like, So? I'm like, Well, you need so that's disgusting. He's like, Not at all. I probably smell like a trucker.

SPEAKER_02 51:02

Okay, I have a friend whose husband begs her not to shower and wash I heard of that and not to wash her pussy or her ass for a day or two, and he loves going down on her. He likes that, you know.

SPEAKER_03 51:17

That smell. So, you know what's really weird? It's like to us, it smells terrible, but I don't know if it's just like our natural pheromones or what. But like I have that is something that every man that I've been with has told me, like, I love your smell. I'm like, hopefully you're talking about like my perfume, but they're not, like they're like whatever I natural, I'm like gross because I like there's been days where I'm like, oh my god, I smell freaking awful. Yeah, but and they're like all about it.

SPEAKER_02 51:42

But my thing is if I haven't showered for a day or two, there's no fucking like I cannot stand myself, you know.

SPEAKER_03 51:49

I can't. I was in the heat the other day. I showered four times in that day because I was like, I'm sweating, I feel disgusting, like swamp ass, my armpits, my boobs, like it's like between my tits are it's a third armpit. It yeah, I can't. Okay. So maybe that's questionable if I would sleep with somebody with body odor like that.

SPEAKER_02 52:08

But yeah, I mean, the sexiest person to us, you know, I would be like, okay, I've got to figure out a way to work through this somehow.

SPEAKER_03 52:17

Okay, so here's one. Would you rather eat ass right after somebody worked out all day, or let somebody eat your ass after you've had explosive diarrhea?

SPEAKER_02 52:26

Ooh. Okay. You're just sick at this point.

SPEAKER_03 52:30

That would be these are dirty. I didn't mean like dirty questions, not like.

SPEAKER_02 52:37

Oh my God, I think I'm a puke. No, neither.

SPEAKER_03 52:41

Neither is well, I would let them eat my ass because with my track record, they would probably be into it. So I'm gonna go with that.

SPEAKER_02 52:49

Yeah, I guess if I was forced to do it, I'd be like, you're eating mine because I there's no fucking way I'm eating yours at that point.

SPEAKER_03 52:56

Okay, would you rather have a permanent vibrating butt plug that your friends control remotely or have to moan my name every time you orgasm?

SPEAKER_00 53:07

Both. Wait, yeah, I'm thinking first of all, you would be my friend who had it. And I would moan your name. I'd be like, cat, cat. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, I'd say both.

SPEAKER_02 53:21

Yeah, but okay. Do you think you would be the best stripper in the room? Like absolutely not.

SPEAKER_03 53:29

No, no, I would not be a good stripper. I'm not a dancer, like, I don't like to dance. I don't like all the attention on me. Yeah. Like getting up on stage and stuff. Like, I really don't like that.

SPEAKER_02 53:40

I feel like if I wanted to do it, I would be the best stripper, but I really have no desire for that. I I wouldn't mind doing it for my guy, kind of thing, but not in front of a bunch of people.

SPEAKER_03 53:52

Yeah, like I had an old boyfriend that wanted me to like buy lingerie. He did, he bought me some lingerie, he wanted me to wear it for him and like give him like a strip tease. And I'm like, literally was like awkward. No, like the whole day I was just like, oh my god, I'm not looking for this, not looking for this. And then I like started my period and I was like, thank God. Oh, that's so funny.

SPEAKER_02 54:12

Okay, if you were broke and desperate, would you become a prostitute?

SPEAKER_03 54:19

Ooh, probably. I would. But like I wouldn't go like stand on the street corner and just do like a random car. Like, I'd probably go for these like high-end dirty pieces of shit guys that I know that would be like, oh yeah, I'll totally pay you to fuck me.

SPEAKER_02 54:35

I I would be a high-end prostitute, or I would be mad and I'd be like, no, I'm bringing all you bitches in, you know, making money off of you. Okay. This is interesting. Would you rather be with someone smart than someone gorgeous?

SPEAKER_03 54:53

Probably smart because that would make them like gorgeous.

SPEAKER_02 54:56

Yeah, that's I'm the brain is my thing. I mean, if you're smart, I'm attracted to you. Okay, give me one of your nasty ones. Mine feels so lame compared to yours.

SPEAKER_03 55:07

Would you rather only be allowed to come from anal for the rest of your life or never come from penetration again?

SPEAKER_02 55:13

Well, for sure, anal. Non, non-issue. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:17

I would say I could come from not being penetrated, like just stimulated.

SPEAKER_02 55:24

Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:26

Yeah. But I'd be fine with anal too.

SPEAKER_02 55:28

Yeah, I say I think either one is fine, but yeah, I mean, I probably I think at some point I would want some penetration. I mean, does that include your mouth? You know, that kind of thing.

SPEAKER_03 55:38

Yeah, I definitely need like fingers, something.

SPEAKER_02 55:40

Yeah, something for sure. Yeah.

unknown 55:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 55:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 55:44

Would you rather have to deep throat a stranger every time you meet someone new or let them come on your face as a greeting?

SPEAKER_02 55:52

Mmm. Hold on a minute. This is someone new that I don't know when they get to come on my face.

SPEAKER_03 55:57

Yeah. So either you have to deep throat them every time you meet someone new or let them come on your face as a greeting.

SPEAKER_02 56:03

Okay. You and I need to talk about your questions. You know who we need on this for this question. You know who we need? Lola. Lola and Devon. Yeah. Remind me to go cut that out too. Because remember what she does on the way home? She goes into those bookstores quotes and goes to the quarry holes and just blows random guys.

SPEAKER_03 56:25

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:26

You remember? I I mean, I got that right, right?

SPEAKER_03 56:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:30

Yeah. And I don't know, like, is that a cum fatty sh? I don't know if I asked her that. Like, what is that?

SPEAKER_03 56:38

And I think there's something about like it being like a mystery of who's on the other side and stuff that's kind of hot.

SPEAKER_02 56:43

Okay. Yeah, I don't think I'd want to do that with random guys, though.

unknown 56:47

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 56:48

We need to ask her that. And we need to have them, we need to have them back again too. And oh yeah. This would be fun to play with them. Yeah, definitely. Have you masturbated in the last 24 hours, madam? Ooh.

SPEAKER_03 57:03

I don't think so. I have. Maybe like a little bit over 24 hours. Okay. Yeah, okay. Uh maybe. No, mine's usually like during the work day when no one's here.

SPEAKER_02 57:14

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'm with you on that. So, okay, but the last 24 hours you were there alone today.

SPEAKER_03 57:21

I didn't today. I thought about it and then I got busy.

SPEAKER_02 57:23

Yeah, I know. Work's work's driving me crazy. I'm so busy. Okay, let's see here. Let me get it.

SPEAKER_03 57:30

I've got one then. Have you ever had sex? Have you ever had sex so loud or messy that neighbors actually complained or banged on the wall?

SPEAKER_02 57:37

Yes, at a hotel. Yes. Totally. At a hotel. Totally had that happen. And as a matter of fact, the awkward moment when the two women that were next door to us got in the elevator with us after the front desk had called us and told us to simmer down. Without a doubt. Yeah, that was fun.

unknown 58:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 58:03

Have you ever had sex with someone within an hour of meeting them? And here was my dilemma with this. We have to describe meeting because in like our world today, texting and talking is still like meeting them. Right? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 58:24

So I'm gonna say no.

SPEAKER_02 58:27

Yeah, I'm gonna say no to that too. Now, I have had sex with someone within an hour that I've been talking to for two or three months, you know, that kind of thing. So, but I so I have that the first in-person meeting? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:40

Okay, that's fair.

SPEAKER_02 58:41

Yeah, I've done that, but it took two or three months to get there. Yeah. Okay, I'm afraid I'm gonna ask you this one because your questions are bad. Okay. Do you have a secret sexual fetish that you're too afraid to try?

SPEAKER_03 58:58

No, I wouldn't say. I've always like definitely wanted to bring in a girl, but like for me to play with. But I don't think I would actually like I have not.

SPEAKER_02 59:09

Well, you're still young, darling. Um, it is a good one. Okay, give me one of your filthy questions. Okay, let's see. Filthy? Well, okay, you don't have to search for them.

SPEAKER_03 59:27

I'm just reading off my list.

SPEAKER_02 59:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 59:32

Let's would you rather reenact your sluttiest, like, bad choice story for the podcast or have me read your search history out loud?

SPEAKER_02 59:44

Oh, I'd well, who's gonna see me reenacting it? People? Is it gonna be for people to see? Yeah, all the listeners. Okay. I I would rather reenact it.

SPEAKER_03 59:57

Have you ever role-played something so filthy that you're embarrassed to look at the person afterwards? No.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:03

Maybe like Yeah, no, there's nothing on it.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:06

Okay. Oh, God. I was thinking like incest, consensual, non-conceptual dictation.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:12

And here's the weird thing. Like, I don't do the daddy thing because that crosses that incestral line for me.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:17

Like, you don't call a man daddy?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:19

Never, never, never, never. I don't I know, I know women think it's hot, but for me, I'm like, do not ever say, suck my suck your daddy's dick. Don't ever oh no, that's weird. Daddy is off fucking limits for me. I will be turned off immediately.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:35

Yeah, that's something my ex-husband always said, something about like little girl to me. And I'm like, no, that's weird. You can't say like daddy likes to fuck little girls. That's just disgusting. I'm not into it.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:46

Yeah, and I'm but I'm I just the word daddy is out for me completely.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:50

Oh no, I love calling my man daddy. You do like coming. Oh my god, yes. Yeah, he does, like I'll come and be like, Thank you, daddy. Like, oh, it's hot. Not always, but like, yeah, we'll we'll have nights where it's like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:05

Okay, maybe I'll have to try it at some point.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:08

You gotta try the choking and daddy.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:10

Okay, choking and daddy, and then I have to report back. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:13

Yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:14

Okay, have you ever had sex with two different people within a 24-hour period?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:21

Skip. Yeah. I I have. I played the pen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:27

Yeah, I definitely have.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:29

Yeah, definitely. More than once. Yeah. Okay, give me one of these.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll have to go into that another time. Okay. Okay. Would you rather your parents watch a sex tape of you or have to watch one of theirs on loop?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:45

Oh. For how long?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:47

Like on loop, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:50

They can watch my sex tape. We'll do that. Yeah, for sure. Definitely. Yeah. Okay. My God. Uh let me see here.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:58

Have you ever let a stranger come inside of you with zero protection and just hope for the best?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:03

Yes. I have. Well, not a stranger, but yeah. I mean, my first Tinder hookup who's still around. So yes, I did.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:16

Do you role play or have you ever role played?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:19

Always, yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:20

Really? Like what's your go-to?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:22

Well, it's more of just dirty talk, right? Okay. You know, uh, because I'm in a position of power in real life. And the dirty talk is something like, you know, I'm gonna fuck you and I'm gonna be your boss, and I'm gonna do this and I'm gonna do that. And, you know, everybody that you work with is gonna know that I'm your fucking boss. And like all those kinds of things. So yeah, that's that's always that's usually the go-to. But then, you know, there's just lots of uh, I don't want to say name calling because it's not exactly that, but it is. So, you know, uh yeah, lots of like degrading name calling or yeah, I would say most women probably would not be okay with it. Like, you know, like for example, and I'm just trying to think, just trying to think of something that was that most women I don't think would go for, but like, you know, you you're the you're the best, dirtiest slut to suck my cock, you know, that kind of thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:23

Oh, I love that. Like a daddy's little slut, like yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:27

Okay, okay, so so but I don't think women, I don't I could be wrong. You love it and I love it, but that doesn't mean all women would like it. Yeah, you know, the whole degradation thing. But it's but to me, it's not even degrading, it's just part of what we do.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:40

Yeah, like fuck me like I'm a little slut, or like your little slut. Like that kind of stuff's hot. Yeah, I don't think I would be into like the degrading type of thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:49

Like yeah, I think it's how it's said too. Yeah, you know, if it's said sexy, I'm in. If it's said and you have an ego problem, I'm out.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:00

Okay. Have you ever said the wrong name during sex? I think so. I haven't, thank God.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:09

Yeah, I think it wouldn't surprise me with you because you're so damn funny and you'd be like drawn.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:17

I can't remember the exact situation, but I definitely remember it being and then I just played it off like, you're insane. Like, are you that obsessed with them that you really think that I would call you that? Like, you know, I turn around and then total gaslighting. Total gaslighting.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:28

Yeah. Wow. Okay. Did you lose your virginity before your 16th birthday?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:33

Well, apparently at five, but keep going.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:36

Well, the thing is, is like I never I think I had maybe tried giving head before then, like high school and stuff, but like I was never like fingered or any of that stuff. Like I didn't have sex until you said before 16.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:51

Yeah, before 16.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:52

I thought I was probably 14 or 15. I think it was ninth grade or like towards the end of ninth grade. But I was also dating somebody that was a senior, like all throughout my school.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:01

Oh, yeah. Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:02

So I was a freshman they were at, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:04

Yeah, that's interesting. Okay, no, I was 19, so I'm good. I'm good.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:11

Okay, you give me another one of your filthy questions.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:14

Okay, I just have some fun. Would you rather? So, like would you rather give up orgasms for a year or give up all oral sex forever?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:24

Oh, oh uh no. I would not give up oral sex forever. Forever?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:35

That's a long time. Forever.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:36

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:37

Or no orgasms for a year.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:38

No orgasms for a year if I'm being forced, but I don't want that.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:42

You'd have to like put me in a coma and then it becomes.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:44

Yeah, yeah, good point. Give me, give me some, you know, give me some a medically induced coma kind of thing. Okay, give me a couple more, and then we're gonna wrap this thing up.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:53

Okay. Okay. Would you rather have sex with the lights on and mirrors everywhere or in complete pitch black? Silence forever.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:01

Oh, lights on, mirrors everywhere. Totally.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:06

I love sex in front of a mirror. I just love it. I think it's awesome.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:11

I I don't think I've done it enough. Like oh, I'll tell you after we hang up.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:17

Okay. Give me a couple more.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:22

Would you rather only be able to have sex in public places or only be able to have sex while someone is watching?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:28

Hmm. Oh, that's an interesting one. I would be okay with like if I I would be okay with someone watching. I guess it depends on who it is. What would your answer to that be?

SPEAKER_03 1:06:42

I don't care if somebody watches. Yeah, I don't either.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:44

I'm like, okay, not just hot. We're good.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:47

Would you rather have sex with someone who never stops talking or somebody who makes animal noises the whole time?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:52

Never stops talking. The animal noises are not gonna work for me.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:58

It's kind of like saying daddy to me, daddy and animals are out.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:06

Okay, one more. One more.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:09

Okay, all right all right, all right, all right. All right, Irene, for the final card. Okay, have you ever done something so bad? We can't even air the answer.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:22

Sexually, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:25

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:28

But I feel like we've covered some of the bad things I've done in my past on the revenge show, but you know, I I don't think that that's so bad because we talked about it.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:40

Okay. Yeah. Have you?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:42

Yeah. Oh, I'm sure. I'm like, I'm sure I can think of a few things.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:45

You and I are so open-minded. Uh, sexually, I'm trying like what would be so bad? I don't even know where that line would be. I really don't. Yeah. Oh, okay. You ready? Uh, okay, everybody. Thank you for everyone who stuck around for our terrible bad choices and Kat's horrible questions. If you're screaming, what were they thinking at your phone right now? I'm doing the same. She probably isn't, so you know. Um so also I just want to say if you're my family, I told you not to listen to these. So don't be sending me your therapy bills. Sorry, mom. Yeah, sorry, mom, sorry, brothers. Sorry, kids. Yeah, nothing you don't already know. Yeah, exactly. At this point, and then thank you, Kat, for always being so fucking funny and sassy. And thank you. You make me laugh so hard. And then thanks again for tuning in. Drop your confessions, hot takes, or therapy receipts in the comments. That doesn't mean they'll get paid. You can drop them in the comments, DMs, or email them to info at the vixenchronicles.com, and that's VXN. And listen to us on iHeart, Spotify, and Apple podcasts. Bye. Bye. Okay.