Threesomes with Kandy & Curtis

Welcome to the fantasy 80% of us have secretly jerked off to at least once in our lives: the glorious, sweaty, no-rules threesome. MMF? FFM? FMF? MwhateverF? We don’t care what letters you’re stacking — we’re just here for the chaos.

Irene, Kat, Kandy, and Curtis spill EVERYTHING: the steamy real-life stories, the hard boundaries they actually stuck to (or hilariously broke), the laugh-out-loud fuck-ups, the post-orgasm cuddles, and the million-dollar question — how the hell do you crawl back into your primary relationship without everyone acting weird the next morning?

Of course we veer off the rails into other deliciously dirty detours because… well, that’s what we do. And yes, we go THERE: What happens when you’re in the middle of a hot threesome with a gorgeous MTF woman… and she’s still packing? Buckle up for that jaw-dropping tale.

Which somehow spiraled into an entire side-quest about The Princeton Swingers Club right here in Columbus, Ohio. We’re already begging for permission to record an episode live from the premises — fingers crossed, thighs clenched, and vibes immaculate. 😈

Transcript

Speaker 1 0:00

Welcome to the Vixen Chronicles Erotic Explorations and Unapologetic Talk. I'm Irene DeVaux, and this is a reminder to submit your questions, story ideas, feedback via email to info at the VixenCronicles.com, and that's VXN. And then please follow and share on iHeart, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts. And if you follow us, you'll get notified when we publish new episodes, which should be every Monday now. This is a content warning. This shows about sex, every kind and flavor of sex. If you think any topic is not your thing, please don't listen to it. And if you're under 18, stop listening now, or I'm gonna call your mom. Thank you. My lawyer makes me say all of that.

Speaker 4 0:53

Hello, Vixenhood. Welcome back and thanks for listening. I'm here tonight with my amazingly funny, smart, and sexy co-host Kat. As our friend Sam said on a on the interview that we did for them at TNA Podcast, he says we're bi-hostal. And that we are. So say hello, Kat. Hi. Also, our show mascot is here, Jolene. She's running around and she'll be annoying at the most inconvenient times. And our guests tonight are our favorite, favorite dominatrix, Mistress Candy Rain, and her super sexy husband, Curtis. We try not to say that in front of her, but she could kick our asses. But we we're glad you bring him. And then if you like what you hear tonight, I would like you to go follow uh Candy at her website. It's the Candy Rain, and it's T-H-E-E Candy, K-A-N-D-Y, and Rain, R-E-I-G-N.com. And we'll also post that on our social media posts.

Speaker 2 2:03

Okay, Kat, which topic are we doing tonight? First topic is three somes. The fantasy almost everyone has, but few talk about openly. So have you ever wondered what happens when the dream becomes real? We're breaking down the myths and the rules with Candy and Curtis. They've shared sexy insights before. Now they're spilling on what it's really like when a couple invites a third in. Fantasy, fun, complicated. Let's find out.

Speaker 1 2:28

Oh, I'm so excited for this. Well, and we'll get into this a little bit further, but real quick, do we want to give a quick update on our sex machines? You and I was literally thinking that yeah, yeah. I need to know. You go first.

Speaker 2 2:40

Okay. So it was great. I used it New Year's Eve, literally like right after midnight. We were setting it up. We started by just me getting it, and then I like flipped over. So I was getting it from behind while I was sucking his dick. Oh, yeah. It was nice. Yeah. I was getting it from behind while using a toy while sucking his dick. Yeah, see? And that it was great. Yeah. And then we tried out the sex doll. We tried that one night. It was kind of hot. Like I we didn't really know how to do exactly, but he was just laying there and I was just kind of like bouncing it on him.

Speaker 3 3:14

See, I want to do that. Oh, okay. Wait a minute. I never thought about that.

Speaker 2 3:18

That's how I thought you were supposed to use it.

Speaker 1 3:20

How are you supposed to use it, Candy? I don't even know. I mean, I use it as me using it. I know, but like a guy. How would you use it with a couple?

Speaker 2 3:26

Well, that's what I was just telling Curtis. I don't really know. Yeah. I don't think I would have even thought of that. Well, last night I was like, hey, he was trying to like was in the mood. I was like, I am so tired, it's too late. So I was like, just go try Linda, because that's what we call her as Linda. And he's like, well, I don't even know how to do it. And I was like, well, go figure it out. Go play. Like, here's some lube. Knock yourself out. And so, because I was like, I thought you would just put her, you know, on a countertop as if you were fucking someone from the heavy. Yeah. She is. So it made sense to just like bounce it. And she's got like a it almost feels like a spine. Like it's so that makes sense. But you can also layer on the back, but it's just finding something that's the right height. Right.

Speaker 3 4:04

So I would sit on his face while I bounce it on him.

Speaker 2 4:07

You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 4:08

Oh, I didn't. I was like, no way he couldn't see that it wasn't real. So he can close his eyes and banasize a little bit green on the image. I like seeing it. Okay. We're doing that. Yeah. I'm telling him to use it while I'm gone because I want to see. Like send me a video. I'm videoing. That's hot. Okay. Come on.

Speaker 4 4:25

You got it.

Speaker 3 4:26

For us. I mean, for you now have a harem. I'll just add him to the group chat.

Speaker 1 4:32

Please do. Okay. Okay. Well, mine was not nearly that successful. So my partner, I I've got these two stools at the end of my bed there, and he moved him up and put it on there. And then he was laying flat. And well, first no, first he just tried to put it in me. And I was going to be on top of him, and I was going to obviously be riding him while it was in my ass. But we could not get the machine to like once he eventually had to get up because we couldn't even get it in my pussy enough to like it wouldn't go. Like the arm wouldn't go. Even though if we took it out and used the remote, it would go super fast. But it was almost like the whatever the friction of my pussy grabbing it or whatever. Well, I don't know about that, but I don't have any complaint.

Speaker 3 5:24

No, I'm saying, like in the two holes, if you're trying to put both in, if it's not going, it's like it's hitting something. So it can't.

Speaker 1 5:29

We only got to one because we couldn't even get to two. Oh, but yeah. So we couldn't even get the one going. So you're like in my pussy. So he could get it in and it would move, but it was super slow. Like it just didn't have enough strength. So I think mine needs a diesel generator again. We need we need it needs supercharged or something. So what he did, because he was you know annoyed at that point, he took the two of the dildos off of it and put them one in my mouth and one in my ass while he was fucking me.

Speaker 3 6:04

So I mean that's almost successful.

Speaker 1 6:07

Listen, we do it often, and that is you're airtight and you know it. I love that. Okay. So let's get started on threesomes. Okay. Real quick, I know you you have had plenty, right? Like you've had a lot. When I asked you, it was like a lot. Yeah. I've done no judgment, trust me.

Speaker 3 6:28

I've always wanted to be like, I didn't want feelings involved, so I would always go for couples.

Speaker 1 6:32

Oh, so you were a unicorn. Yes.

Speaker 5 6:35

Because I didn't want I was married in a very toxic relationship, so I wanted to find something who couldn't give me feelings back. You know what I mean? Okay. So yeah.

Speaker 2 6:46

Wait, you did this while you were married? Yes.

Speaker 3 6:48

We were we were semi-separated, but together for the kids, you know what I mean? So we were both seeing other people. Okay. Okay. But like again, I didn't know. Not that we were judging anyway. So you couldn't even.

Speaker 2 6:56

No, I was just saying, I was gonna ask like if he was fine with that.

Speaker 3 6:59

No, he's not, he's no. Okay, he's a dick.

Speaker 1 7:03

It's fine. Kat, have you had a threesome? No, no, never? Wow. Okay. We're gonna bring her in. With the asterisk, maybe kind of ish. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 7:16

I uh I need an update on that too.

Speaker 1 7:18

I've I've had I've had four or five now. I can't remember. It's right around in there. Different people, different things.

Speaker 2 7:26

With your current partner?

Speaker 1 7:28

I've had two with my current partner.

Speaker 2 7:30

Okay. Nice. But that was with the same girl, right?

Speaker 1 7:32

No.

Speaker 2 7:33

Two different girls. Nice.

Speaker 1 7:35

I love that. I love that. Well, okay, wait. I think like once you've done it with them, like that if you do it twice with them, is that like two? I don't know. I count it as one.

Speaker 3 7:43

It's like I mean it's a girls. Yeah, multiple times.

Speaker 1 7:47

Yeah, yeah. Okay. So, yeah. Okay. Okay. So we have a we have a whole range of everything.

Speaker 2 7:54

Okay.

Speaker 1 7:55

Okay. Okay. So how did what we just got Candy how you started exploring? So were were you guys, I mean, you were separated. You but were you exploring with him before?

Speaker 3 8:08

I mean, no, not really, because like it wasn't, he was very, very controlling. Like, didn't want to share me, whether it be with women, with men, it doesn't matter. But I actually started prior to him.

Speaker 2 8:19

I was gonna say, so you before you got married, you had had some.

Speaker 3 8:22

Yeah, like I because I was with girls when I was a teenager, you know, because like the boys couldn't come over, the boys couldn't stay the night. So the girls could stay the night. And then I was I've always been curious. Yeah, I've watched porn since I could fucking Google, you know what I mean? So I was always watching in tonight, always watching the girls with the girls, and there was something just so hot about women with other women, you know what I mean? Like men are hot too, but like they all got they all got the same shit. It was always a porn person.

Speaker 2 8:49

Yeah, I want to see girls and girls, exactly, exactly.

Speaker 3 8:52

So then I then I got into like the fucking machines and just watching these bitches get literally pounded to death, you know what I mean? And it was just like something so hot about it. So then I started exploring with women, and then I just eventually like started sleeping with men, and then we were like just saw sleep together, and then it was like started with the three of us multiple times, and then I explored with other people, but it's just something I've always wanted to do. I'm a very sexual person, I always have been. Well, and you're very sexually open too, and I yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 9:22

I feel like I'm pretty sexually open too, but yeah, okay, but for you and Curtis, like how many times have you guys done threesomes? And you don't if you've done it, listen, just count each partner as one. That's the way I do it. Oh, it's like 14. Yeah. Oh my god, I'm so impressed.

Speaker 4 9:38

Well, and that's like I I always say the amount of girls that I've her and I've slept with together in the time we've been together, probably about what I would have done if I was by myself. You know what I mean? Yeah, but you get the bonus of her, yeah.

Speaker 3 9:52

But I'm just that's I said that's what I say. Like it's yeah, it's crazy, you know, it's not a little bit, but yeah, I'd say somewhere none of them have been with girls before either, so I feel so honored there. But like, yeah, a lot of them that never even it crossed their minds. So that was pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 10:09

Wow. Wait, so Kat, have you you a clear way have fantasized about a threesome? I think absolutely all of the things. I think everybody does at one point or the other.

Speaker 2 10:16

Yeah, my partner and I have talked about it. And I don't know if I'm after, I mean, honestly, after using the doll, I was like, maybe I could do it. Like I've always I've always been told don't have a threesome with somebody that you care about. I agree. So I wish I would have done it with like unless you can boyfriend. Yeah. I don't know if I could. Yeah, I think that's like it could be I could be in my head. The rules are there for a reason, you know what I mean? But at the same time, you know yourself. But rules are for breaking, you know your relationship.

Speaker 1 10:42

Yeah, the rules are a starting point.

Speaker 3 10:44

Yeah, like if the first red flag for me is if you are questioning anything, if you are questioning who he's texting, anything like that, don't fucking do it. Yeah. But there has to be like without a doubt, no question, no, you know what I mean? Because like in the beginning of our relationship, like I would he would know, he could see in my face, like, we need to take a five because I'm getting mad, you know what I mean? And then now, and now it's not like that, but like, because like I wanted him to still have a good time, so I didn't say anything, but like my face wears everything.

Speaker 1 11:11

So he's very expressive.

Speaker 3 11:13

He just looks at me and is like, okay, we need a break.

Speaker 1 11:15

Well, and and I don't know about you guys, but like with my current partner, you know, the one thing well fuck, we're just gonna skip right ahead.

Speaker 2 11:23

I'm I was gonna say this is definitely coming up later, but yeah, in in check here, Kat.

Speaker 1 11:28

But like I have rules, right? Yeah. I mean, look, I want everybody to have a great time, but here are my rules. You know, it's gonna be somebody neither one of us know. I found them on Tinder, and both of them were looking for a couple to have sex with. I never do it in my house or his house. We do it in a hotel. I get the hotel room, have everything set up, snacks, drinks, whatever you need. I I get there ahead of time. She meets me there. We introduce ourselves, get comfortable, all that stuff. And then I have him show up like 30 minutes later. And what's great about that for him is that like there's no awkwardness for him. Yeah so he comes in and I'm and you know, I'll I'll tell whichever girl it is. I'm like, okay, he comes in, we're going to fucking throw him on the bed, strip him down, and suck his cock, that kind of thing. And so it's like, it's like every and he had never had a threesome before either.

Speaker 2 12:26

Oh.

Speaker 1 12:27

So these were just little explorations for him.

Speaker 2 12:30

Now, are you drunk? Is this sober?

Speaker 1 12:32

I'm probably tipsy. My assumption is he's definitely not drunk. He might have had like a gummy or you know, I think I would need like a beta blocker or something.

Speaker 2 12:42

Definitely.

Speaker 1 12:45

But the the nurse that we did, she was definitely vaping for sure. And I mean, but it just made her so chill and I loved it. Like I loved it. And then, you know, and then it just progresses from there. But the one thing that, you know, so my rules, no kissing at all. That's intimate and it's mine. And then no going down on her. Like you can fuck her all you want, fuck any hole you want. I don't care, but you are not going down on her. That's also mine. So those are my rules. But I was just thinking about this with you two is that it didn't matter what position we were in and where we were fucking or anything. He made constant eye contact with me. He it's like he never even looked at her.

Speaker 2 13:27

What do we say? Was that Ellie that mentioned that previously about one of her rules, like the eye contact thing? Oh, I I she'd like to finish her. Yeah. I know, yeah. No finishing with the and then the eye contact with the thing. Oh, yeah, that's a me. That's a me. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 13:41

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. See, I don't, I don't care. Like, if you want to finish on her, I don't care about that. I got caught. So, but the constant eye contact was the biggest, like it was the biggest turn on for me. It didn't matter what else was going on. He stared at me to watch me to make sure I was okay. And it doesn't matter now, you know, if it's two, three, four times, he doesn't care. It's gonna be the exact same way. And I think that is so key for me as a trust factor. And then, you know, you get done, you take a union break, whatever. And and I always get two queen beds because that one bed's soaked and you can have a place to live on on the dry, on the dry queen bed. I mean, I'm really good at this. I'd be good at organizing them. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but and then I had told her ahead of time, I'm like, we'll probably be there a couple hours, two or three hours, and then we'll leave and go home and you can just stay in the hotel room. And she was super cool with it. And then we came home and he told me beforehand, he's like, we're gonna go back to your house and we're gonna recenter. And I'm like, I this was the first time with him. And I'm like, I didn't, I didn't know what he was talking about. And he so he brought me in, took me by the hand, took me straight back to my bedroom, to my bathroom, turned on the shower, washed me from head to toe, wouldn't let me talk, wouldn't let me do anything. Like he was in complete control of me, which I and it was so intimate, you know, like just that bonding time. Washed my hair, washed my body, dried me off, then took me by the hand, and we went back to the bed and laid down and he held me and just, you know, kissed me and talked, and it was it was amazing. And I'm like, okay, I could do this fucking forever with you if you need it. Yeah. I mean, it's so worth it. Like, and and the one thing that I he's super smart, you guys have to understand that, like genius level smart. But he's like, look, this is just another sex toy, but it is it's a human and it's warm, right? He's like, There's no feelings there. There's no feelings from me, there's no feelings from you to her. It's just, you know, whatever it is. And I'm like, okay. And then I think he prepped me enough with him, because obviously I love him a lot. So he prepped me that I wasn't, ah, I'm sorry, that I wasn't, I was calm. It was good. It was all good. So, what were your issues with trust like when you guys have to take a break?

Speaker 3 16:02

It was just in the beginning like of our relationship. And like I said, I've been doing this so long to where like I have my rules because I have trauma, you know, like that you you sneak off and see her without me. Like oh, hell no. That's the end of a relationship right there. You will end up in a body bag like my rules. It's like, yeah, we can have, you can text, but it will be a group chat, you know what I mean? Like, I want to be there for everything, and like you're not meeting, seeing, kissing, touching anything without me there.

Speaker 1 16:30

See, I never did a group text with him. He was intentionally left off because I I touch no one.

Speaker 3 16:34

No, see, and that's that's fair, but like it's just it took me a long time to get there, and then he's just different.

Speaker 1 16:40

He is different, he's just different. Like, our relationship is different, and it's not for everybody, and like people like whether they're judging or not judging or whatever they want to say, I don't care. Yeah, but the point is, unless you're in my shoes and have a relationship like I do, you won't understand. Yeah, you won't understand.

Speaker 2 16:54

I said something about that on a previous episode when we were talking about, I believe it was with Ellie. We were talking about threesums and bringing someone else in. And I was like, because she was like, it's not for everybody. And I no, she's like it, she was basically kind of saying she regretted doing it, I think. Like, and how like if you have yeah, and so I was like, honestly, yeah, I did say that. I said the only couple that I know, like, because she's like, you know, people say, Oh, it'll be fine, it'll be fine. And I was like, I do, I don't believe that, you know, unless it's Candy and Curtis, because they have a different type of relationship where it's like there, I'm sure you know, everyone has their own problems, but like you guys, like the communications there, you guys are open about it. Like, yeah, you're not a normal couple.

Speaker 1 17:35

Well, and the the love connection is so strong. I mean, you can feel it, like it's yeah, yeah, in a room. I love that. I love it too. Yep. So Curtis, keep that shit up and Candy keep that shit up for sure.

Speaker 4 17:44

Both of like it's I think the whole like we know it's not leaving, isn't an option. Not that that like sticks you, but it brings a lot of security.

Speaker 3 17:56

Yeah, like we just first of all, we just went through the most hardest year of our life, and the only thing that stayed consistent was us, the two of you. No fighting, no.

Speaker 4 18:07

Together 24-7 at that point. You know, oh that's right.

Speaker 3 18:09

Yeah, we've been together 24 hours, literally. Like he showers, I shower, he goes pee, I go pee type shit. Like literally for what five years. Yeah, something like that almost sucks. Yeah, so like I said, it's not for everybody, for everybody either, you know, and like everybody's you should have a break. Like you should stop. If you feel that way, that's the problem. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 18:33

Hey Curtis, put your microphone just a no just the top part there, just put it a little bit closer to your mouth. Like angle it. There you go. There you go. You're still coming through. I just wanted to make sure that it was all good. But no, I'm with you on that. You know, it's just like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 18:48

There's, you know, rule rules are there for a reason, and but not everything's written in stone. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 18:54

That's like so when my partner and I have discussed this before, because I'm like, I've dabbled, we've obviously fantasized about it, we've talked about it. But he said, you know, why don't we? I don't want you to do anything you're not comfortable with. Why don't we start by like he thinks it would be so hot to bring in a girl and to watch like I'm going down on him while I'm sitting on another girl's face? He's like, I don't care about I don't want to touch her, I don't want anything. He's like, I want to watch you and her. He's like, and then you know, if you're uncomfortable with that, then that's okay. Starting point, yeah. That's what he said. He's like, I I want this to be for you. Like, I don't need to be with anyone else. I don't, but I think it would be hot to watch.

Speaker 1 19:29

It's just such a turn on for guys because they're so visual. Everything about them is visual.

Speaker 2 19:33

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 19:34

So wait, so what do you do you guys do? I mean, what's your most common threesome? Is it girl, two girls like you, two girls and a guy? Yeah, that's all we do.

Speaker 3 19:42

Oh, I'm not like eventually I would want to have a couple or another man and woman, but like I'm not gonna force the issue until he's comfortable with it. And if he's never comfortable, then he's not comfortable. It's not something I'm like, I have to have. I've done it before, you know what I mean? But I think it would be hot for him to experience that because he's never had a threesome to me either. So it's like I'm so more experienced in this aspect that I want him to experience it yet. But again, our connection is so strong and the love is so strong. I don't want to force watching him watching me with another man, you know what I mean? It's like we we look at you know, bringing girls in to for us, that's us sharing something. I don't yeah, I'm not interested in another guy. Right, yeah, exactly. And it's not an insecurity. There's couples I totally could, but I I think 99% of men are piece of fucking shit. And I'm not gonna share my wife with a piece of shit. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 20:38

Well, I won't say 99%. I would say because I know so many good men in my life, that's that I really do. Yeah, but I would say probably 80%. That's high.

Speaker 4 20:46

That's definitely high. Yours, yours is more accurate, mine was dramatic, but yeah, no, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 20:51

Yeah, and then it's just like well, and imagine somebody else fucking. I mean, like, that's the thing, right? So, like my partner said, like, he's offered, he's like, if you want another guy, you know, I'm gonna be I'm gonna do that for you if you want that. And I thought about it for a little bit, but he's like, and I said, I just I honest to God don't think I can do two guys. I don't, even though I think it's hot to watch.

Speaker 3 21:17

Well, if you ever want to, we will need us two because we trust you guys, you know.

Speaker 4 21:21

Okay, I'm just saying, yeah, there's a few couples we know who I definitely would, you know, it's just not anything we've sought or anything. Yeah, yeah, down the road. As far as just picking a random dude. Oh god, no. See, that's the thing. You can pick a random woman. Exactly. Exactly. Well, and again, it when we're sharing it and it's just, you know, like it's like we're saying rule number one, bitches are crazy. You know, like rule number two, bitches are they're crazy.

Speaker 1 21:49

No, rule two is they're crazier than you thought.

Speaker 4 21:51

Man, seriously, it's it's give it a week and just watch, dude.

Speaker 3 21:56

We've had one girlfriend if that tells you anything.

Speaker 4 21:58

Yeah, girlfriend.

Speaker 3 22:00

She like stuck around for a while? Like, how does that work? And I love her to death. I still miss her, but like she was going through some mental shit and was crazy. And I'm crazy, he's crazy.

Speaker 4 22:10

Like it was one of those that no neither of us would have had an actual just relationship with that girl by ourselves.

Speaker 1 22:17

Well, that's telling in itself.

Speaker 4 22:18

Yeah.

Speaker 5 22:18

But I love the fuck out of her still to this.

Speaker 1 22:20

No, she's great when she's around, but when she's not around.

Speaker 2 22:24

Yeah. How did you meet this girl?

Speaker 1 22:26

We worked with her. We worked with her. Okay.

Speaker 2 22:29

And then how did that come up then? Yeah. How do you bring that up?

Speaker 5 22:31

I kind of just shoo my shot all the time.

Speaker 4 22:33

I love you so fucking. I know.

Speaker 1 22:35

It's either me or him. I think that one I did.

Speaker 4 22:37

Oh, you did?

Speaker 1 22:38

Yeah. I I got her, I messaged her on the little well.

Speaker 4 22:42

Whatever. Our little workout. We're far from there anyways.

Speaker 1 22:45

I messaged her on there, and she was like, oh my God, yeah. And then I'm like, well, but you are aware that that's my wife, right? And she goes, Oh, even better.

Speaker 2 22:55

What did you say?

Speaker 1 22:57

Well, I just I had talked to her like normal at work before, and then I messaged her on there. I mean, and I'm I'm a people reader. I've worked been serving for a while. Oh, yeah, he knows when they're interested in us, you know. Yeah, yeah. And I yeah, like I said, I just I just like hey, do you want to fuck me and my wife? Well, I've I've at first I've just said, you know, if she'd want to do something sometime, and then I don't know how she didn't know we were married or something like that. And I was like, oh, well, my wife too. She's like, oh yeah, you guys are beautiful, something like that. Like, yeah, I'd love to.

Speaker 5 23:28

It always starts out like we uh us asking them out, like on a date, and then like together, something like that.

Speaker 4 23:34

You guys are so much better than me. Sometimes it's better.

Speaker 1 23:38

I don't for me though, like I'm huge on I have social anxiety and I'm such an impact.

Speaker 2 23:43

Why hold up? I'm sorry, Curtis. I do. I feel like I do too now.

Speaker 1 23:48

It's a good one but I've forced myself through work working in restaurants to fight against it. You know what I mean? So like it just it's draining, but like I'm still very like I don't I don't donate my time to a lot of people by choice often, you know what I mean? But yeah, I don't even remember why I was saying that.

Speaker 4 24:08

Well, we were just talking because I'm sorry, and I interrupted you only because to me, both of you are exactly this way. You both are so open and welcoming and loving, just generally speaking, that for you to have social anxiety, I mean, and also I will say this, and I haven't got this from you yet, Candy, but from you, Curtis, I definitely get it. He fucking reads people, he walks into a room and he reads people. I'm gonna walk around with me the first time.

Speaker 1 24:34

Absolutely. I always and it's not even by choice. Wait, and I surprised you too.

Speaker 2 24:39

I know absolutely no you're probably like, who are these random women that were?

Speaker 1 24:43

By the second or third time I met you, like, you know, you're amazing. Both of you guys are freaking awesome. Yeah, no, and I I'm eager to come over here now. I love that.

Speaker 5 24:53

Yeah, I told you, I told you what he said about the we tried to do it.

Speaker 4 24:56

He's like, yeah, he's like, no, it does, it loses something. It just does. It's just not the same. Okay.

Speaker 1 25:03

Energy is real.

Speaker 4 25:03

For real. Okay, so have you picked so you've never picked up anybody on the apps or anything like that?

Speaker 2 25:08

I've tried, but they always like flake. What apps do you are using? Like I try to make a Tinder and Tinder. I've tried.

Speaker 1 25:15

I don't I feel like almost all of the girls have been either your friends or our co-workers. Yeah. Oh, that is dangerous.

Speaker 5 25:22

Or from the past or from the gym. Like, oh, my friends know. They know not to cross our mind. Okay, so it's not weird. Oh no, not at all, not at all, not at all.

Speaker 1 25:31

Maddie was the only one that we actually know.

Speaker 2 25:33

That's a crazy name.

Speaker 1 25:35

And I probably shouldn't be saying that. Maddie. Yes, hundred percent. 100%. That good on you for knowing that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 25:44

I I don't know. I like I said that on girlfriend.

Speaker 1 25:48

Maddie's are crazy. Maddies are absolutely crazy. Now that one's closer to 99%. Okay.

Speaker 2 25:56

But like, was it was she nuts after it ended? Or how did you know? It wasn't. That was the thing, is she just like ghosted us out of nowhere?

Speaker 5 26:03

Wait, did she live with you guys?

Speaker 1 26:05

No. Okay.

Speaker 5 26:06

I mean, yes and no. She wasn't didn't live with us, but she was there all the time.

Speaker 2 26:09

Did the kids just think like, oh, this is one of mom's friends type of thing?

Speaker 5 26:12

Yeah, well, the kids are never around for that. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know. Well, your kids are older than we're gonna do. But they wouldn't.

Speaker 1 26:18

It's just a girl, anyways. Yeah. That's fair. So yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 26:21

But it was just like I like I missed, I never had a girlfriend before with a dude. So it was real nice because like he plays his game, we would do our makeup and get ready and do all that girly stuff. And like I missed that. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 26:33

She was, like I said, when she was there, she was perfect, you know, like super easygoing as sexual as us and everything. She dirty girl. Do anything.

Speaker 3 26:42

Yeah. But wow.

Speaker 1 26:44

And then we go places. Again, she would be. We went to Otherworld. You guys been to Otherworld? Ah, it's cool. She's sitting the floor, the room that looks like paint is pouring down the drain. Yeah. She's in a little dress, sitting on it with her pussy out, just sitting there on the case. Even her is like, girl, like if she says something, then you're probably doing too much.

Speaker 5 27:03

Oh, you know, there's kids there. Kids go there. That's true.

Speaker 1 27:06

Like, I have some sort of like I can agree to that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 27:08

But like I just love how wild she was.

Speaker 1 27:10

But no, and then like, but she would, you know, go MIA, and then it to me, it I felt like there was a drug involved. Ah, and eventually we found out there was. And then like she posted on Facebook. Was it she answer a comment on yours or make a post about us where she was like, What? They financially used me and were like, we paid for everything.

Speaker 4 27:33

See, there's why you don't do people you know.

Speaker 1 27:35

Yeah, well, and and why there's rule one and two.

Speaker 4 27:39

But I don't know three. I mean, listen, that to me, I like, I mean, I'm glad you guys find people that way, but I'm there's no way I could do it. Yeah, I couldn't.

Speaker 2 27:49

I feel like maybe that's just past trauma. Like that again, it's back to that. It's not for everybody.

Speaker 1 27:55

That was what the social anxiety came up on. It's because I uh like I have to be comfortable with people to perform in those kind of situations. So for me, there there has to be like some sort of like not necessarily uh feelings, but like I have to like you. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like you know, I don't want to say emotional bond, that's a heavy state. Oh, yeah, I'm with you. But like I have to, I have to at least know something about you and know that I don't hate you. You know what I mean? Yeah, I heard that. And if you're uncomfortable, then I'm uncomfortable, kind of thing.

Speaker 4 28:25

So well, and I I will say this though, I think that's what's cool about my partner is that he let me vet them. And and listen, I'm not a person that just goes fuck somebody after, like, oh, I met you on Tinder and I'm gonna go fuck you. He knows it took two months for me to even talk to him in person, like, or you're talking to him on the phone. Like we texted and stuff like that, but I'm like, it takes me forever to get to know somebody. And I had to stock Candy for two three fucking months.

Speaker 5 28:50

That's where that did that did things. Three motherfucking months I stalked her. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, you see, he messaged me on Facebook, Instagram, somewhere else.

Speaker 4 28:59

I'm like, I'm finding this bitch. I'm going, I'm going to Dayton to find her. I love that. Only because at that point I'm following her and I'm like, oh my god, she's so good. Yeah. So I think that's what I really like. Listen, Kat, we get we're gonna set you up. There's also an app called Field. It's F-E-E-L-D. And it's like you can put in there exactly there's no fucking around with it. You can't do it.

Speaker 2 29:22

My old boss is on that, one of my best guy friends. He just is on that. Oh, yeah. Because I'm like, you're a good looking dude. You can go fuck some couple, you're the unicorn. Go find yourself a girl and the guy that are looking for someone like you. And yeah, definitely. Go find some OnlyFans girls. Like he's big, buff, and heck yeah.

Speaker 4 29:38

I mean, yeah, if that's what if he's just looking for something, like, does he have a girlfriend?

Speaker 2 29:41

He's looking for no, he just he's the type of guy, like he wants a wife and family and all that, but he just looks in the wrong places. He finds these crazy girls. Yeah, he is a fixer, yes, and they end up breaking him, and it's like get back on the app for real, for real.

Speaker 4 29:56

But yeah, yeah, I like it because you can put any kink you want in there, and everybody's there for the same reason. It's not for a relationship.

Speaker 5 30:03

They do just be fucking, I don't know what it is. Like, we have a very distinct, intimidating look, I've been told. So everybody gets intimidated, and I was like, don't be, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 30:12

Like me, because I think because I literally stalked you for three months, I felt like you were so fun. Like everything about you was fun. Like, I never got the intimidation thing. It's just pictures, our pictures together.

Speaker 1 30:25

You know what I mean? You're that's fair, that's fair. Strong, strong woman yourself. Yeah, you don't scare easy, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 30:31

That's true, and they do. They're just always like, Oh, you guys are look scary and intimidating. And I was like, I'm not, I swear, you know what I mean? Like it's fine, but that's wild.

Speaker 4 30:41

Well, there was this one thing. This is where I learned my first lesson about threesomes. I was just kind of I was just fucking this guy, a softball player. Ugh. And I mean, there were no feelings there or anything. I he was just a really good fuck.

Speaker 2 30:55

I wonder, like, I'm honestly thinking like softball players are worse than hockey players.

Speaker 4 30:59

I look I they're all men. I can agree to that.

Speaker 2 31:02

Yeah, they're all mentioned.

Speaker 5 31:04

Athletes in general, but like boys, yeah, at elsewhere.

Speaker 2 31:08

Unless it's like a Catholic boy that grew up. Like if you grew up as a little Catholic boy in a private school and you're an athlete, and then you go on professional or whatever, they're they're the good ones. They're like the select very few.

Speaker 4 31:20

Oh, let me guess that. That's your partner right now.

Speaker 2 31:23

Oh, yeah. He was too focused on like Jesus in school and athletes to even like worry about Jesus in school.

Speaker 4 31:30

And being an athlete, like you know, listen, between between the nuns and his parents, that's all he was focused on. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 31:35

Like there were girls, they didn't have time for girls. You grew up playing sports in a private school and all that, like and he's so fucking hot too.

Speaker 4 31:42

I can't believe just like with you, Curtis. Like, I can't believe that you never had a threesome before candy.

Speaker 2 31:47

I mean, you just seem like you're telling me the quiet conservative boys are the best ones. Like, what's that? It's like the quiet conservative, like boys, those are the best ones because then it's like they get a little taste of the wild, like your craziness, and it's like, wait, we can do that, you know, and then they open up and they want to try everything. Yeah, I like it. Okay, you had mentioned something previously, and I believe it was a threesome. Oh, yeah. Is this the story you're about to tell? No. Okay, this is the story. Do you want to tell the story first? That you were like, Oh I gotta tell you. Okay. I s I it was the person that like tied him up or taught you how to tie up a girl. The trans girl? Yes. Yes.

Speaker 4 32:27

Okay, so how does that work? Trans girl. Wait, we first I need more detail. That's I'm gonna ask the stupid questions.

Speaker 2 32:32

I just like when I say trans girl, so it's like birth was a male and transform.

Speaker 5 32:39

Yeah, they yes, but they had a penis. Yes, okay. But I wouldn't necessarily say yes all the way.

Speaker 1 32:48

Too much hormones.

Speaker 5 32:49

Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 32:50

Oh, I know.

Speaker 2 32:51

So in in that situation, do they just use a strap on?

Speaker 5 32:54

I mean you fucked her, I fucked her. Yeah?

Speaker 4 32:59

Okay, wait a minute.

Speaker 5 32:59

Yeah, she fucked me, I think.

Speaker 4 33:01

Did she have boobs yet? You just said little ones, little ones.

Speaker 1 33:04

Okay, yeah, she had nice boobs.

Speaker 4 33:06

Did she? I miss her. She was she was super hard.

Speaker 1 33:08

Yeah, they were, yeah.

Speaker 4 33:09

Okay, is that from the form modes or were they?

Speaker 1 33:12

Yeah, okay, well, that's because you know, like when they're super like triangular, like yes, triangle titties is what we call them. Puffy nipples with because they have a ton of estrogen.

Speaker 5 33:22

Yeah, yeah. They were like little A's, B's, maybe probably B's. Okay, oh they fit my mouth, so yeah.

Speaker 1 33:29

Okay, they were good size.

Speaker 5 33:30

And how did you meet her?

Speaker 2 33:31

Yeah, how did we meet her?

Speaker 1 33:32

That was one that you actually met through an app.

Speaker 2 33:34

A Snapchat. Snapchat, wow, and she was local to you or traveled to you, or what? She was- I think we traveled.

Speaker 1 33:40

I feel like so. If I remember right, she was from somewhere else, but she was like two hours north, somewhere probably about an hour or so maybe north of here. Yeah, so we went to her. I don't even remember where it was, and I kind of know you know my way around Ohio. I don't even know. I just remember that it was this way. Yeah.

Speaker 4 33:57

Wait, what but you only did it once or what?

Speaker 1 33:59

That I lost my Snapchat. Oh, yeah. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 34:02

So which is why now I start giving these bitches my phone numbers like hey, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 34:07

But no, and yeah, she was she was fun, she was super cool, and she talked to her for a long time after that.

Speaker 4 34:13

And but did she look like a girl?

Speaker 1 34:15

Yeah, she was freaking beautiful.

Speaker 4 34:17

She was holy shit. Oh, I wish you guys had pictures. You don't have to be a good one.

Speaker 1 34:20

I wasn't like her name or anything.

Speaker 5 34:22

I've got I've got screenshots of videos if you would like to see. Okay, yeah, yeah. I'm a visual person, I want to see it.

Speaker 2 34:30

Yeah, she was beautiful, she'd be fun to have on. Yeah, I have a friend that's a good one.

Speaker 1 34:36

And she did she like as you know, a year or two years down the road, she just got freaking prettier and prettier and more like both of us, because like I lost weight, she lost weight, yeah.

Speaker 5 34:49

Wow.

Speaker 1 34:50

That was probably five years ago. Wow.

Speaker 2 34:53

So let me go to my Was she planning on having the surgery? I don't know. I don't think I don't know.

Speaker 4 35:01

Well, there's a lot of them that don't.

Speaker 1 35:02

Yeah, yeah. Well, that's what I was gonna say. Based on the fact that's what I would prefer to keep that thing.

Speaker 5 35:10

But based on the fact that couldn't get hard on, she might want to.

Speaker 1 35:14

Yeah.

Speaker 5 35:14

Because if I was to do that, I would want a fully working dick. You know what I mean? Yeah, otherwise I would want it fixed so I can fill something.

Speaker 1 35:23

Something I've always wondered, and this is the perfect place to talk about it. Like, would Cialis work for somebody like that? My guess is it would. I don't know why it wouldn't.

Speaker 4 35:32

Because it would it would it would override the hormones, right?

Speaker 5 35:35

I want to take some to see if my little clit will get bigger. Okay, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 35:38

I think I've actually like uh steroids have things because I was reading the other day. They have like Viagra.

Speaker 4 35:43

Oh, yeah. She's talking about like Viagra or Cialis to see if your clit would grow bigger.

Speaker 5 35:48

I mean it's the same, it's already big part, but to see if it'll get like a rotten. Anatomically male.

Speaker 2 35:54

Oh, oh, oh. I was like, I was just reading the other day about kind of like peptides and steroids, and they're cliting so bad. I've got you, girl. Yeah, shaking it, yeah. But I was I was like reading on this one because I was like, well, it'll help me like grow a butt the quickest. And they were saying, like, don't do this one, I forget what it was called too, but they were saying the side effect of that is like I think too much testosterone or something. So like obviously you start growing hair, then your clit will start growing, and yeah, but that's like in large amounts, yeah.

Speaker 4 36:21

Yeah, but interesting, yeah. I mean, I just think of course, on nothing's real on porn. We all know that, like it's all but I bet you that's how they get the trans people with their dick hard, yeah, because they're usually rocky.

Speaker 1 36:38

When I even uh I've never a trend too, with like you said, overanalyzing everything like the Brazilian transgender, you know, porn stars, their dicks are fucking big and rock. Or my car, exactly.

Speaker 4 36:54

It has to be Viagra in Seattle.

Speaker 1 36:56

It has to be, yeah.

Speaker 2 36:57

Have you guys tried that? Like, have you taken it and messed around with it?

Speaker 1 37:00

What like Cialis is Viagra, all that Cialis, yeah. Holy shit.

Speaker 2 37:04

Isn't Cialis and Viagra? They're kind of the same thing.

Speaker 1 37:07

Well, so Viagra, you take and it's like a four-hour window. Cialis is like a 24 to 48 hour window. Okay.

Speaker 2 37:18

I'm um gonna bring you a present next week, actually. Or next time I'm here, I'm bringing you, I have a present for us to try out. Okay. Um, it's a peptide, it's called PT141.

Speaker 4 37:28

Okay, cool.

Speaker 2 37:28

My friend sent it to me for us to try out, and it's it's like the horny, it's a nose spray.

Speaker 4 37:33

Oh, shit. Wait, you sent that to me and my partner said, because I said, My God, I don't know if I need to take that, right? I sent it to you? You did you did? You're like, look, I can get this, it's a nose spray. Oh, okay. It works on both men and women, you said, right?

Speaker 2 37:46

I don't know if it works on men and women. Well, my partner tried it one time. Oh, okay. He's always horny, I don't know. Right. Same. Yeah, yeah. But me.

Speaker 1 37:53

Same results.

Speaker 2 37:54

I was when when we first had it available, I was trying to just testing it out for fun. And I remember like I was going over to a guy's house and I was in the car and it hit me, and I was just like, holy shit, like I like pedal to the metals. Like, I gotta get there, I gotta get there. That's what I was looking up the other day, too. I heard that was.

Speaker 1 38:12

I was already gonna mention Annavar for specifically what you were talking about. That's what I was looking up. Yeah, that's about the best for girls. But the side effects are kind of scary. I took it before when I was losing when I was 300 pounds and I lost a bunch of money. I want to see pictures of you at 300 pounds.

Speaker 2 38:27

I can't. No. Oh, yeah. You guys have mentioned that, but I want to see pictures of the five.

Speaker 1 38:30

I didn't take pictures at my fattest because I was embarrassed, and I wish I would have now because nobody's like, no.

Speaker 2 38:35

You had really long hair and you were fat at that point.

Speaker 1 38:38

No, I had my head shaved. You did? Two, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 38:42

I can't find uh my my two friends in the Goodyear blimp. Stop. I said it to him the other day.

Speaker 1 38:49

Holy shit. I do the job.

Speaker 4 38:53

Damn. That was that was during COVID. Wow.

Speaker 1 38:56

Anivar for me. One time I was driving to the gym and it's well, so what it is is it's it's the least for cancer and AIDS patients to help them keep their muscle mass. So that's why I was, you know, getting up and doing fasted cardio for an hour, going to work, and then going and working out for three hours. So I took Anivar because I was not eating, I was eating like 1500 calories. And I still have to do it. Wow, oh, and you didn't want to lose your muscle. Oh yeah, I got it. Yeah, got it.

Speaker 4 39:30

Wow. Okay.

Speaker 1 39:31

But I say that to say I've you know, I've done TRT through the doctor, and I've taken Anivar, and TRT just makes you normal. Anivar may I will fucking like you're an animal. Wait, is Anavar a peptide?

Speaker 2 39:44

No, it's it's it's what an anabolic steroid type of thing.

Speaker 1 39:48

Technically, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. But yeah, like I said, the it's the doc the medical use for it is for like cancer and aids patients so they don't make don't emaciate. That's what I mean right there.

Speaker 5 39:58

Interesting. Steroid? I'm like stuck growing. You know what I mean? Like muscle.

Speaker 2 40:03

I am, I feel there's some peptides on it.

Speaker 4 40:06

She literally has body dysmorphia. Yeah, really.

Speaker 2 40:09

You have the like I didn't realize how hero tea worked.

Speaker 1 40:11

In the gym, you call it manorexia. Yeah. Because like I look at myself like, oh, I look so tiny and gross right now. And people are like, what the hell?

Speaker 5 40:18

No, you guys are. I don't know though. I when I found out I was having my surgery, I was like, I told the doctor my weight that I last knew. Yeah. Bro, I'm like 12 pounds higher than that now. And I was like, where is this all this coming from? Because I'm still that's what he said. I'm over here, I don't see it. Yeah, I don't see it.

Speaker 4 40:33

Oh wow, that's just nutty. Yeah. Okay. Listen, so you need you to bring that. I'll send you money just to do it.

Speaker 2 40:38

No, it was free. He sent it to us to try out. Well, then why not didn't you bring it today, girl? I had to mix it up still, and then we'll put it in the dropper stuff. I figured I was gonna do it on our Valentine's Day weekend. Oh God, yeah. I would bring you all the stuff. Like I've got some.

Speaker 1 40:52

That sounds like a challenge episode.

Speaker 5 40:55

Like, you're worried about performing, Curtis. Man, speaking of, I just went through my phone looking for Lana and I couldn't find her butt. I found our Riverscape videos for the next episode of the next one.

Speaker 4 41:08

Okay. So that is a real thing though, because the pressure is on the man if he's with two women or three, whatever it is, right? Yeah, you have to be able to perform. Yeah.

Speaker 5 41:17

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's the story. Yeah. Yeah. So on that note, listen, so we went to the club one time and we had this threesome with this girl. At the club. Yes. Okay. And wait swingers club? Because he had social anxiety. And I didn't know. Like, we and her were just in doing it, and like I didn't know. And but anyways, like we were like, everybody wanted to watch because we walk in from the moment we walked at the club, everybody was like, them, them, them, they wanted us. You know what I mean? So everybody wanted to watch. And when I tell you there was a line around the door all the way down the hallway, people were taking turns to come into the doorway and watch. And like, I didn't know. He knew what was going on and like had to face away from the door because like it was just a lot, you know.

Speaker 1 42:02

The most like performance, the poorest performance I've had in the world.

Speaker 2 42:06

It was great. Well, pressure. On top of the pressure, how does that work when you're at a club? So, like, you said there's obviously there's different rooms. So you and the girl and Curtis are in the room. Is Curtis is just watching you at this point?

Speaker 1 42:18

So so many people.

Speaker 2 42:19

Oh.

Speaker 1 42:20

So many people walking in. Okay.

Speaker 2 42:22

How do they not just jump in and join though? Well, they have there's a thing, yeah.

Speaker 1 42:26

Well, and and even so when we're out there where everybody was and we weren't the center of attention, my I was fucking bricked. And the girl was sucking my dick out there. But like, that's because we weren't the center of attention. You know what I mean? Everybody's so then when we're going to the room, everybody's like, Well, you guys leave the door open, we guys leave the door open, leave the door open, leave the door open.

Speaker 4 42:47

So then I'm like, Oh, yeah, that's are there windows for them to watch?

Speaker 5 42:52

Is there like a window to the room? No, we just leave the door open. If we leave the door open with the chain up, they can watch.

Speaker 1 42:58

Like it's a hallway with eight or ten rooms, two on each, you know, one, two, one, two, all the way down. And so it was lit, and we went into the first one. I don't know what it would have mattered. They were gonna come regardless. But yeah, so you just like she said, put the rope up so they know not to come in. Okay, they can as far as that velvet rope will lean, they could get in.

Speaker 2 43:18

But if the rope were down, that means anybody can come in and join you. I mean, they have to ask. Well, they have to ask.

Speaker 4 43:23

Yes, yeah. You still have to give consent. Yeah, okay. But here's my question Have you guys been to the swingers club here in Columbus? We need to. Let's the four of us. Yeah, seriously.

Speaker 1 43:33

Let's make a show of that, yeah.

Speaker 4 43:35

I mean, it's beautiful, and but all their all their rooms have glass. So there's okay. That's like it's amazing. What? Yes, like the wall.

Speaker 2 43:45

That's what I was wondering. Like, there's no windows or anything for these girls that you're talking about. So is there only the one club here?

Speaker 4 43:52

There's two, but the other one I was told we're not. Is it newer?

Speaker 2 43:56

The other one?

Speaker 4 43:56

I don't know. The Princeton's been here forever, though, because my nanny worked there on weekend. For as a bargain. That is hilarious. It is hilarious.

Speaker 2 44:02

My baby dad is the one that he was showing me pictures one day. He installed the like glass and mirrors in the room.

Speaker 4 44:09

That might be the newer one. Maybe two months it will go. Okay. Okay, baby. We're on. Seriously. Maybe wait. And then we'll come back and do a show on it. Yeah. No, I'm the one.

Speaker 2 44:19

And let's go when we're mic'd up, though. Like, can we be mic'd up?

Speaker 4 44:21

Oh, they won't let you. Oh. They will not. You can't even have your fucking thumb.

Speaker 1 44:25

Yeah, that's how this place is. Oh, I hate places like that in Vegas.

Speaker 5 44:29

But we can at least like vlog before. Yeah. We can.

Speaker 4 44:33

We can and we can talk about it afterwards, but they will not. Yeah. But at any rate, my nanny worked there. So I went there like three times, I think. But what's really cool is the first time she was the bartender. So everybody brings their own alcohol. You all know that because they don't have to have a liquor license, then it's a private club. And she would make three and four grand a weekend. Jesus. Like and it was only it was only Thursday, Friday, Saturday nights. So yeah, it was amazing. Like easy money. And everybody's alcohol has their name on it. So she later. And she was, you know, she had been a bartender before, so she knew how to do it. I mean, it was just amazing the kind of money she made. But the very first night she worked, she's like, she came and that Monday and, you know, help with my kids and stuff. And she's like, You we're fucking going. You have to come and visit me. And I'm like, why do I need to come and see this? Because it is the craziest, most erotic thing I've ever seen. And and I kept and I kept putting her off, putting her off. Finally, I'm like, okay, I've got a free Saturday night. I'm coming. So the first thing they do, of course, they make you sign up and all that, but women get in free there. And then they put a wrist be in on me that was like orange, like neon orange. And that meant nobody could come up and talk to me. I was just there as a viewer. I love that. And I was there as a first timer. That's what it meant. I love that. And so, unless I approached someone, no one talked to me. So she took me on this tour, and I'm not joking. When you first walk in the door, the coolest thing was that there's 20-foot-high walls with porn on them. So you get the you hear the sounds, right? Of moaning and you know, sucking and fucking and everything. Well, we're so good. And then and then there's a dance floor straight ahead. The bar was over to the right, but everything about it, like there were people, you know, somebody was getting a blowjob on the dance floor. Like it was so overstimulating to me sexually. Like everything in my fucking brain was going on, and I was like, I'll never be able to watch fucking porn again because this is so much better. Oh my God, it was like amazing to watch live sex. So we go back to this there's little rooms all along the way, and they have curtains that you can pull or you can leave them open. But every room has a big glass wall. And so I love it too.

Speaker 2 46:55

So the curtains are closed, but you can still see through the glass wall.

Speaker 4 46:58

Most people leave the curtains open.

Speaker 2 46:59

Okay.

Speaker 4 47:00

Okay. So the one of the first rooms that turned me on was we were walking back through the hallway, and there was this one room. It was probably about the size of the studio. And there must have been five girls, and they had a black light on them. So that's cool. So all you could see were like bodies moving and undulating and moaning and like all the senses again. Just like the shadows of them or like the silhouette on the well, because they were on a mattress, but there were like five girls in there. All girls, and it was just like they were just going to town. That's cool. On each other. And I literally thought, okay, I know it's my first time here, but I'm about to rip this wristband off enjoying.

Speaker 1 47:39

What's the next color?

Speaker 2 47:41

Love a love.

Speaker 4 47:42

I graduated.

Speaker 1 47:43

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 47:46

I went from a little pink belt to a black belt. It was so fucking erotic because all you couldn't see faces or anything. All you could see were bodies. And then that's cool. That the rooms all outline this great big open room, and it has like four or five mattresses stacked up in the middle with swings around it and all kinds of things. Oh, and so going. There were a pile of people there fucking. I can't even tell you how many people. Let's just say 20.

Speaker 2 48:17

How is like how is somewhere like that sanitized?

Speaker 4 48:22

Oh, everybody listen, everyone has to wear a condom. If they catch you not wearing one, you're out. Blocked forever, you're never allowed back in. There's they have very strict rules.

Speaker 2 48:32

Yeah, like how do you protect yourself in that situation? It's condoms for sure. Okay.

Speaker 4 48:36

Yeah.

Speaker 2 48:36

Okay.

Speaker 4 48:37

But I bet people, I'm sure if you get used to normal people, right? Like you're gonna be like, okay, I'm gonna fuck them. I know I feel safe with them. Yeah.

Speaker 2 48:44

Kind of thing. But you still obviously have to use a condom.

Speaker 4 48:47

Well, I bet you could sneak it here and there, but who would watch?

Speaker 2 48:50

Even just like the bodily fluids on like the mattresses and stuff. Like what I have to do.

Speaker 5 48:55

I know the place we went, we have to like take the sheets and take everything off the bed. Yeah, you can't. Oh, so you get a room.

Speaker 1 49:01

The sheets up, you take them to the room, you make the bed, and then you clean the room as you go as well. Okay, I like that.

Speaker 4 49:07

Okay, I can tell you they didn't do this here, they were raw mattresses.

Speaker 1 49:10

No, that yours sounds more like one out of a movie, like a blade or something.

Speaker 4 49:15

I'm setting a reminder in my phone because bitch were going. Well, and keep in mind, this was like 14 years ago. Sure. So, you know, and it's imagine now more. Yeah. So but there were they were just raw mattresses. There were, and I'm with you. I mean, do you just throw them out every weekend?

Speaker 2 49:32

Yeah. I would love to go and set up and do a show there.

Speaker 4 49:35

Oh, that would be so fun. She's still very much in contact with all the people who go there and the owner.

Speaker 2 49:42

So and she just set up a mic and just talk for fun while yeah, bring people in to talk about it.

Speaker 4 49:47

Yes. We'll all four do it. That would be fun. Yes.

Speaker 5 49:50

Dude, yes.

Speaker 4 49:51

Okay. How funny would that be?

Speaker 5 49:53

Even if it's not there just at a club, period.

Speaker 4 49:56

Yeah, Curtis, even like strip clubs. Curtis is like, I'm not wearing first of all, Curtis, you can't just be showing off like that, okay?

Speaker 5 50:03

No, you need to wear, remember when you wore, I forget what shorts you wore to the club, but he wore shorts with no boxers to the club because when he goes when we go out, he doesn't wear boxers, which I love. Yeah. But and the guy was like, I mean, look at it now, first of all. I know.

Speaker 4 50:16

Listen, girl, I keep trying not to lock, okay?

Speaker 5 50:19

But in the guy, it was so bad. Like the guy said something about his big ass package.

Speaker 2 50:24

That's people stop my partner at the gym. Like every single time he goes, he comes back and tells me stuff about guy. I forget the one time guy said something like, He got a nice dick, or you got a nice Johnny. Oh, we've talked about this. He looks very like he could he could pass his gay. Like it's it's either he's beautiful.

Speaker 4 50:42

I'm not listening that motherfucker is hot and beautiful.

Speaker 2 50:45

He is, but I could see why gay men would hit on him for sure.

Speaker 4 50:49

If I'm a gay man, I would hit on him. Yeah. I mean, there's no reason, and same thing with you, Curtis. You know that. You uh actually, you'd be watching him at the gym because we've talked about this. Yeah, these guys are hitting on guys at the gym.

Speaker 5 50:59

Uh-huh. Bro, he'd come out of the locker room and tell me, like, look what just have fucking happened. I'm like, well, that's your fault. You're you're packing down there. What do you lose back?

Speaker 4 51:09

We went from threesomes to going to the swingers club, but I and I don't care about our conversation. Yeah. And then, okay, so then uh since I'm on the swingers club, I'll finish that. But the swings were interesting. So a woman would be in them, clearly naked, her legs spread. But this one guy, he had such a big hard dick that the woman he was she was swinging, he would go, he would push her all the way out, and then she would come on his dick so hard that I'm like, oh my god, that does that hurt? Like, does that hurt? But she wasn't hurting. I can tell you that.

Speaker 5 51:45

Was she tiny? Because the tiny bitches always be taking hella dick. I mean, she wasn't. I know you do, because you're tiny as fun.

Speaker 1 51:52

Yeah, when she already says it, she has a zero gag reflex. I don't know. See what I mean? It always is.

Speaker 3 51:59

And I have to do that.

Speaker 5 52:02

Like, be taking dick the hardest, I swear to God.

Speaker 2 52:05

I gotta find the picture I have of the swing I bought. And I tried to like set it up the one night spacing with my partner. So it's a sex swing that goes like over your door.

Speaker 4 52:14

Okay.

Speaker 2 52:14

Because my older room and I used to have this one, and it was like a yoga type swing. It was her yoga swing, and I would always have sex in it. Right, yeah.

Speaker 4 52:21

I've seen those by the way, and you can totally have sex in it.

Speaker 2 52:24

So I was like, I'm just buying my own. So I ordered one and on it, might have been Timu, honestly. And it came and it's it for your door. So I'm like, okay, we're on FaceTime setting up. And I'm like tangled, hanging upside down, like, ah, like how's this work? And so I have screenshots. It's so funny.

Speaker 4 52:39

Wait, did you ever have sex in it?

Speaker 2 52:41

No, I haven't yet. I still have it, I think. I haven't either.

Speaker 5 52:44

I can't get mine into our ceilings.

Speaker 2 52:46

You got there's this one screw thing you gotta get.

Speaker 5 52:48

Yeah, but our ceilings are what? Plaster? Yeah. So yeah. But we're gonna move soon. So yeah, you can have my little little dungeon area.

Speaker 4 52:56

Yeah, you can get there for sure. And you'll get your new door hanger too. Yes, what's your door hanger say? Read that to me again. Bro, I got him. Please do not disturb making porn. Thank you.

Speaker 5 53:07

That's hilarious. We I love this.

Speaker 4 53:09

You know, you know, Kat, you can't put that on your door when your child's around.

Speaker 2 53:12

Mike can read now. Kind of, for the most part. No, you can't. I'm gonna have to tell him porn is something like just put a little sticker with some other word over it until you're using until you're using it.

Speaker 4 53:26

Wait, you first of all, you've already traumatized him. He's gone to therapy.

Speaker 2 53:30

Porn is now, um, we're making like corn.

Speaker 4 53:33

You're gonna be making some corn.

Speaker 2 53:34

Yeah, but it's just like that's just so funny because I always make corn. And I asked him the other night before dinner. I was like, he wasn't responding to me. He was just ignoring me. I was like, Do you want some corn? Do you want some corn? And I finally my my partner was like, How many times are you gonna ask that? I heard you the first three times, and I was like, Well, nobody's responding.

Speaker 4 53:50

So, like, do you want some corn? Yeah, you're fucking male. Can you listen to me and respond? It's super simple.

Speaker 2 53:57

How old is your son again?

Speaker 4 53:58

He's 10. Yeah, he already knows what porn is, just so you know. That's why he knows.

Speaker 2 54:03

I know that's right. Roblox saw the message. Do you know what he did? So Roblox on this is not funny, actually. This is probably I fucking hate Roblox.

Speaker 4 54:10

It should be banned.

Speaker 2 54:10

It should, but they they have come up with some like age restriction type stuff. So, in order to do like chat with in certain situations, like his chat is turned off. You have to be a certain age, so you have to do like the age verification. Yeah, this little shit asked me. We have this like afro wig, and he asked me for the wig recently, and I'm like, okay, why? Like he was making a funny video. He wanted, he put the freaking afro on to pass the age verification thing to look older. I swear. No. Yes. Okay, they emailed me and told me. So I'm like, you are kidding. Yeah, he's I was like, no. And so I was like, why are you trying to chat? That's bad, that's dangerous. And he's like, Well, I have these two, which I don't even know what it is, like a badge or a something, some item that you win in the game, and you can't use them unless you like chat in some type of way.

Speaker 4 55:00

So I was like, Look, every pedophile in the world is on Reddit. I know. That's not gonna work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It needs banned completely.

Speaker 2 55:08

I'm like, you think you're smart, but that was pretty clever, but yeah, it's a bit well, you know, he's your son.

Speaker 4 55:13

Yeah, he got that from you. Let's just be honest about it. That's fair. Yeah, okay. I don't even know where the fuck we are. Back to threesomes, I guess. Wait, what's your two questions for you? Let's start with the first one. What's your favorite position? I'm gonna ask each of you.

Speaker 2 55:26

Oh, yeah, on a threesome.

Speaker 4 55:28

What's your favorite position?

Speaker 5 55:30

Yeah. Ooh. You go first. I gotta think.

Speaker 1 55:33

Favorite? Does it have to be one? If I'm gonna say one of those.

Speaker 4 55:37

Okay, let's say top two or three, though.

Speaker 1 55:38

I definitely like like face road, dick road. I love giving.

Speaker 4 55:46

Oh, so two. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 55:47

I like are the girls facing each other like that. Yeah, and we can kiss. Yeah. Okay, yes.

Speaker 1 55:52

But I also like the face the other way. I feel like the I then I'm just getting absolutely smothered. I don't feel like you get smothered as good when they're facing the opposite way. Yeah, I like the the uh face that way. Yeah, facing some walls.

Speaker 5 56:06

No, he he likes fucking rubbing the nose all up in the clit and pussy and shit. I don't know how you do that and breathe.

Speaker 4 56:11

Like my partner would literally die. I would say that's it. My partner wants to go out like that.

Speaker 1 56:15

It's yeah, absolutely. He wants he wants to be smothered. That's how he wants to die. Fucking pussy juice.

Speaker 5 56:21

Yeah, puts his nose in my pussy and shit. Like, doesn't care.

Speaker 1 56:25

But uh that okay, so there's that one. We got one. What's the next one, Curtis? Probably probably like fucking them doggy style. Like, say I'd be fucking her doggy style with them underneath her. But if it was her and her, it'd be missionary.

Speaker 4 56:45

Yeah.

Speaker 1 56:45

You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 56:46

So they're on top of each other, and you could go end either pussy or that's so hard. So you have four horses.

Speaker 1 56:53

See, I think that is so fucking a good thing. But it even just like then because then they're kissing, yeah, and then or or grinding pussies for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 4 57:01

Okay, listen, I did not do that in my threesome. I should have fucking done it.

Speaker 3 57:05

How did you do it?

Speaker 4 57:06

Oh my god, we did everything. I've got videos. You do?

Speaker 2 57:10

Yes, yes. I want to see those. Yeah, I want to, I wanna watch.

Speaker 4 57:13

But it was my partner videoing the two of us. It's pretty fucking hot.

Speaker 5 57:17

I want to see it is, and even if, like I said, for the and I tell a lot of the girls because none of the girls that we fuck are on OnlyFans. So, like when I ask them, I always ask permission to record, obviously. But I'm like, this is a just for us to watch thing, yeah, unless you say otherwise. And it is, it's just so hot to watch yourself, yeah. Especially with you when you bring it in third person, it's just like yeah.

Speaker 4 57:39

I I'm a little bit disappointed that he couldn't video while he was fucking us, but but he was definitely he his whole fantasy was it just like your partner cat, just like he wanted the two of us to be fucking and she did not disappoint. She was a nurse and she did not fucking disappoint. Let me just tell you that. Nurses are she was actually from Cincinnati, Kentucky. Really?

Speaker 2 58:02

A lot of swingers in that area.

Speaker 4 58:03

Those bitches are wild down there. Yeah. I know.

Speaker 1 58:06

I forgot a swing. You were saying about the swinger club. Yeah, Dayton has two. I'm surprised Columbus only has two.

Speaker 4 58:12

No, they have more Columbus has more.

Speaker 1 58:13

Okay, they do, but I'm less known.

Speaker 4 58:15

I'm a member at both of them, but this one How do you have a member? Just online. I pay for it, send my picture in. Oh funny, the one, the Princeton, it said it'll take us five to seven days to approve you getting in. So I you have to send in a picture. So I sent in my like sexiest lingerie picture. And it was approved like within an hour.

Speaker 1 58:35

Oh, funny how that works. That's hilarious. Right to the front of the line.

Speaker 4 58:39

But the one, the one girl couple, it was a couple, she's like, Irene, look, I did that. See me do that. Getting smarter. She's like, you cannot go to this other one because it's not the same level of people. And I'm like, well, first of all, I don't, I personally don't care. I don't care. Like if I either connect with people or I don't. Yeah, exactly. And literally, I don't care what they look like. I mean, to me, everybody's beautiful as long as they're beautiful in their soul. Exactly. So, but she was like, No, I'm telling you right now, you just get your ass right back to the Princeton. Don't even come here. And I think I think her real fear was is that like guys would all come to me. Yeah. And I don't think I'm that hot, but apparently I give off this aura. You do get it. Your energy, everything, yes. So, at any rate, with all that said, so okay, so Curtis, oh, I love okay. So when you're doing that threesome, you've got four holes to choose from while they're grinding and kissing.

Speaker 1 59:35

No, I don't sucking up. I don't think we've ever done anal with any of our threesomes.

Speaker 4 59:41

Except Lana, the trans girl, obviously. Yeah, clearly.

Speaker 1 59:44

Yeah.

Speaker 4 59:44

She only has two holes.

Speaker 1 59:45

And I think that's just more so like I I I don't and I'm a dirty boy, but the going back and forth.

Speaker 4 59:52

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. Everybody gets a UTI now.

Speaker 1 59:55

Yeah, I don't want to dirty up, you know, yeah.

Speaker 4 59:58

But I didn't know if maybe fingers go in the ass, though. Oh, yeah, for sure. Okay, that's just a fucking hand's house, isn't it? Obviously. That's just a good thing.

Speaker 1 1:00:05

And it'd be like, you know, if it was staying overnight one where we were gonna shower, yeah. Exactly. You know what I mean? But yeah.

Speaker 5 1:00:11

We didn't do anal with Maddie. I think we did on shreams one night.

Speaker 1 1:00:15

She had one of the smallest assholes I've ever seen in my life. I've swear to God.

Speaker 4 1:00:20

Wait, did it hurt to put your dick in her?

Speaker 1 1:00:23

I I put a couple I put fingers in there, but again, she'll let you do anything, but it was clearly not something she had ever done. I've never seen an asshole that small. I'm not even joking.

Speaker 4 1:00:31

Show him yours.

Speaker 1 1:00:33

Really?

Speaker 4 1:00:34

You're a small asshole?

Speaker 1 1:00:36

Yeah.

Speaker 4 1:00:36

Hey, we do still have to show titties.

Speaker 5 1:00:38

I didn't forget that.

Speaker 3 1:00:39

They're right here.

Speaker 4 1:00:40

Okay, so okay, so there's oh, okay. So here's what I was thinking in that position is that look, go back and forth between the pussies. I'm okay with that. But if you're going to finish, I mean, go into my asshole first and then go into hers. And you can finish in hers. I don't care. Okay. That doesn't matter to me. Yeah. But you but that way at least there's a priority there, right? Yeah. But going back and forth between the pussies, that has been a huge fantasy of mine forever. And I've never made it happen.

Speaker 5 1:01:09

And the best thing about that is is because, like, I know it's gonna sound weird to a lot of people or of people who don't do three summons, but when you do the back and forth thing and then you take it out and suck it, you can literally taste both.

Speaker 4 1:01:18

Yep, I taste both. Man, there was so high.

Speaker 5 1:01:21

Especially if they taste different, like you can tell.

Speaker 4 1:01:23

Yeah, oh, you can absolutely like my asshole is sweet as fuck.

Speaker 1 1:01:27

It is with Maddie. No, hers is. It really let's literally taste like candy.

Speaker 4 1:01:31

It tastes well, hello, that's her name.

Speaker 1 1:01:35

With Maddie, I think we were on mushrooms or MDA, one of the two. And I swear to God, she was down here eating her own pussy with us.

Speaker 5 1:01:46

Oh, dude, listen.

Speaker 1 1:01:47

All three of us were eating her pussy.

Speaker 5 1:01:50

Tell the story, it was great.

Speaker 1 1:01:51

We were all three eating like her pussy, like me.

Speaker 4 1:01:55

Wait, who's Maddie's or Candy's? No, me and me.

Speaker 1 1:01:57

Me, me and Candy's, yeah. But me and Maddie were both down there, and then so fucking hot. There was a weird spot. Like, I swear to God, our tongues were wrapped up.

Speaker 5 1:02:07

I went down and joined him. She was down there.

Speaker 1 1:02:09

It was where where I kind of like snapped into it, and that was me being like, wait, weren't you down here with us?

Speaker 5 1:02:16

It was so good. I was literally above my body watching all of this happen. Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 4 1:02:21

Well, that tells me you've had ribs taken out, so don't even talk about it. I wish I was that flexible. If you can eat your own pussy, then I don't know. In my mind, that's what was happening. I don't know.

Speaker 1 1:02:34

I'd say that's a favorite, is eating pussy together. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 1:02:41

I just want to be the recipient of that. Like the two to two tons of just that overstimulation.

Speaker 5 1:02:46

And this motherfucker's got the hottest mouth. Like, it's so fucking warm.

Speaker 4 1:02:51

Well, you can tell you want to die that way, like with Kat's partner. That's his favorite thing ever. Okay. Candy, what are your are your positions the same positions or not?

Speaker 5 1:03:01

Yeah, I mean similar. I just like, I just like the all the all of it.

Speaker 4 1:03:05

Okay. All of it.

Speaker 5 1:03:06

Like, there's nothing that I don't really like.

Speaker 4 1:03:07

I do I don't like, believe it or not, like I like doing the fucking, like fucking her while wait, how do you fuck her with a strap on or just grind on her, like do a scissoring?

Speaker 5 1:03:19

I mean either or, but like with the strap on is my favorite. It is. Because I'm like a I'm very, very controlling in a way. Well, you're alpha, like me. That's fair. Like I'm very controlling with uh other women. Yeah. You know what I mean? Not necessarily him.

Speaker 4 1:03:30

I mean it will be. I am, and it's weird, the weirdest fucking thing ever. I am so subservient to him, but bring another woman in, and all of a sudden I'm the fucking ringmaster. Exactly. I feel like I would be the same. You absolutely first of all, you're my daughter, so quit acting like you're not. You absolutely would be the fucking sub. Like I do too.

Speaker 2 1:03:49

Yeah, I couldn't.

Speaker 4 1:03:50

With my man, yeah, I will I will change like a motherfucker. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Speaker 5 1:03:54

It's nice to switch it up, especially with like a girl.

Speaker 4 1:03:58

And I think he liked that because I was in control of everything. You know, he it took all the like a different side of you.

Speaker 1 1:04:04

One specific time that one of those, like I some weirdism of mine. I'll hear like these one lines, and they're just so special that I will never forget them. I'm talking and the one, there's a bunch of them. A bunch of most of them are just stupidity. But the one that that I think of is she was we were getting ready to already go somewhere. So they had their faces all done, had their hair all done, couldn't fuck it up. So they were kind of laid over the bed, and she was fingering Maddie, and then she took her fingers out and put them in Maddie's mouth. I fucking love that. Yeah, me too. She said like something like suck on them or something like that, and then Maddie was sucking on him, and then she goes, get under the fucking nails, or like just how and it was Well, you probably choked her a bit more. No, she was like, get under the fucking nails. Like, don't, you know, and like don't they're still coming under there?

Speaker 4 1:04:50

I can see it. Take your tongue in that little hole and get that shit out. Okay, that's nominatrix in you.

Speaker 1 1:04:56

Yeah, get her.

Speaker 5 1:04:57

I love it. We were going to King's Island. We were going to King's Island for the Halloween haunt, and then this motherfucker already like, we're getting ready and we're smoking before we leave. And you know, he's got a huge fucking smoking fetish. So then his dick got hard, so he bended over the off the bed, and like this bitch is trying to put her face on the bed. So I'm grabbing her by her hair, getting her head off the bed. Like, let's fuck your whole face up your makeup.

Speaker 1 1:05:18

And then that's on video too, and she says, Thank you, mommy, or something. Oh god.

Speaker 4 1:05:24

Yeah. Okay, wait. So uh so yours are pretty much the same as his.

Speaker 5 1:05:28

Pretty much, yeah. Like, like I said, I like fucking her while I like, I don't know, believe it or not, I don't think you've ever done it, but like him sitting on her face would be so hot. Oh yeah. But like sucking his dick while like he's squeezing my titties while I'm fucking her and Vice, all of that just like mingling into each other.

Speaker 1 1:05:47

Really good one was their heads hanging off the bed, and I'm just pushing my asshole down in their face. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 1:05:52

Have you guys ever like double penetrated a girl? Like when you're fucking her.

Speaker 1 1:05:56

Well, good God.

Speaker 4 1:05:57

Have you looked up? No. Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:05:59

I mean, what are you?

Speaker 4 1:06:00

I do.

Speaker 5 1:06:00

Send somebody at the hospital?

Speaker 4 1:06:02

I don't know.

Speaker 3 1:06:03

Look at this fucking package.

Speaker 4 1:06:04

It's not even hard.

Speaker 5 1:06:06

I don't think we could. We have to find we probably could. We probably could, Jamie. Poor little Maddie's butthole.

Speaker 1 1:06:12

Yeah, yeah. Maddie, Maddie definitely couldn't do it.

Speaker 5 1:06:15

No. I can't either, and it's so annoying. Wait, you've tried? I mean, with toys and shit. I can't even use a toy with a butt plug in. Because I'm built all funny in there. Oh my god, I did that last year.

Speaker 2 1:06:27

See, I think certain butt plugs, like I don't know the actual like anatomy in there, but like or then like I don't know if it is the what your cervix or your whatever comes with. Whatever it is, one of those girl parts closer, but there's certain butt toys that I have where I'm like, this one, my partner loves it. I'm like, no, hell no. Because the one time I'm like traumatized from it. It hurt so bad the one time. Like it was it was in me while we were fucking, and I don't know what it was hitting, but and it's like a long one and it vibrates, it's not like huge.

Speaker 1 1:06:54

Yeah, you had to just curve the wrong way.

Speaker 2 1:06:56

Yeah, it's it was just like a a plug that was like maybe that big. Did it super radiate bigger?

Speaker 4 1:07:03

No, no, no, and like look, everybody's body is different, everybody, yeah.

Speaker 2 1:07:08

Yeah, I hit it because he's like, Where's that one? I'm like, I don't know, I don't know, but I've never I can't even have vaginal bursts because I'm built different, so I can't.

Speaker 1 1:07:16

I'm we've tried like a toy in her, we've a couple fingers, and when that when her vein starts coming out, she's also fucking clenching. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, so candy.

Speaker 3 1:07:28

I gotta tell a little of it down. We love you so much.

Speaker 4 1:07:31

I love you with your veins and your forehead too. That just means that just means you're just getting all that blood to your brain.

Speaker 1 1:07:37

I'm telling that's why I said like if you're hard as fuck. You guys haven't seen videos of her coming? No, but I'm not too. Yeah, no, I want to.

Speaker 2 1:07:42

I'm about to go subscribe. She comes. Oh my god, we should. You already do subscribe, don't you? Not to Candy, but I need to. I do. Wait, are you on you are on OnlyFans? Yeah.

unknown 1:07:51

Oh.

Speaker 5 1:07:51

Okay. Okay. It is so hard.

Speaker 4 1:07:54

Like, okay, all this be like if you had a dream threesome.

Speaker 2 1:08:02

I don't know who it would be. I Okay, mine I know mine right off the top. You love Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 4 1:08:08

I love fucking Sydney. Really? Give me that fucking bitch every day of the week. I don't know. Really? Well, plus, my partner loves her too. Like, look, she's a pastor. I already know mine.

Speaker 2 1:08:18

I love well, this would, I mean, I'd sorry to my partner, but this would be like Dream Three. Someone would be like Eric Decker and his wife, Jesse James Decker. Oh, I love her.

Speaker 4 1:08:27

I love them. Wait, what does he do? I he used to be a football player. He does nothing now. I don't know who he is. She's amazing now. I love her. I love her too. Yeah. Yeah. I want to know yours.

Speaker 1 1:08:37

Are we just picking like one for us?

Speaker 4 1:08:39

Yeah, like not our. Well, I mean, I picked my partner.

Speaker 1 1:08:42

I'm just gonna bring her in.

Speaker 4 1:08:43

I just want Bonnie Ryan. Who?

Speaker 1 1:08:46

Okay. I'm gonna say Christina Aguilera.

Speaker 5 1:08:49

Oh, okay. God's dirty girl. I don't know. I like it. Bonnie Ryan's my favorite. Wait, who's that? You guys don't know who Bonnie Ryan is. You don't know who Bonnie Rotten is. I'll tell you my Bonnie Ryan. Bonnie Rotten. She's a porn star. Okay. She is so fucking dirty. She'll make me look vanilla. Wait, that's not Bonnie Rotten.

Speaker 4 1:09:05

Can we bring her to the ABN? Yeah. Well, I think maybe because we know that Jason and Sam can't go. When is it? It's in January of next year. Oh, yeah. We're gonna start prepping. Yeah. I'll get the hotel rooms.

Speaker 2 1:09:17

No, we're we'll get them. Okay.

Speaker 4 1:09:20

Oh, we'll get a funny country. Well, I was just gonna say I get hotel rooms for free for life.

Speaker 2 1:09:24

Wait, how? Why? What?

Speaker 4 1:09:25

Because I've traveled for 25 years. Points? Yeah. Well, wait, I got to a status that only like a hundred people have. Damn. It's called titanium lifetime status.

Speaker 2 1:09:37

Only a certain kind?

Speaker 4 1:09:39

Like there's a hundred.

Speaker 2 1:09:40

I mean like a certain brand of hotels. Yes.

Speaker 4 1:09:42

Okay. I st I mean I only try and I traveled, think about this. I traveled 40 weeks out of 50 days.

Speaker 2 1:09:47

This is because you were like naked in front of the window.

Speaker 4 1:09:49

So like we're gonna give her hotels for free, like for life. It is what it is.

Speaker 1 1:09:54

Yeah, but sometimes works.

Speaker 4 1:09:57

Right. I walked into that hotel in New York and the naked guy was in there. Yeah. He was in my shower. Oh shit. But wait, I didn't- I thought they had heard this story. No, they haven't. This is so fucking funny. And again, I listen, I've traveled the world 40 weeks out of 52, was gone for 25 years. Think about that. Before COVID. Yeah. Right before COVID. Now, of course, COVID hit, and I'm like, now I realize I'm a fucking mother, motherfucking homebody. I'm like, I never want to leave.

Speaker 1 1:10:23

Yeah, you had your feel of it anyway.

Speaker 4 1:10:24

Yeah, but because of my status all over the world and spending however many nights every year for 20 years. Marriott hotels. There's only like a hundred of us. And it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if I'm a hundred years old.

Speaker 1 1:10:38

Nobody else even knows that exists. They don't even know it exists.

Speaker 4 1:10:41

That's wild. It is wild. There's, I mean, it's true. That's cool.

Speaker 2 1:10:45

I do like the secret floors that are on Marriott. We can go with all the snack rooms and stuff. I like that.

Speaker 4 1:10:50

Yeah. They but it's so funny because a lot of times they'll just upgrade me to the presidential suite that nobody knows about. Yeah. Yeah. And I was trying to get that from my from my partner and his son and the little hockey team last week in Chicago, but the fucking cheerleaders or dancers took it. They actually booked it. At any rate.

Speaker 5 1:11:09

Oh, yeah, tell them your story.

Speaker 4 1:11:10

Yeah, tell us your story. I'm sorry, Curtis. I gotta start with it.

Speaker 1 1:11:13

So you're good, and I don't know. I it this will probably be good enough to keep because this how the fuck does this happen? So the girl that I was with for a bunch of years before her, we're having a little candid conversation. And she's like, So what kind of porn do you watch? And I'm just like, well, for me, more like I like a face. So, you know, I'll find a girl I like, and then I'll just go watch all of their videos, and then when I'm done with that one, blah blah blah. She was like, So who's your favorite right now? And I said, Bonnie Rotten. And she said, Okay, she said, Show, show me. So I pull her up on Google and I show her, and she instantly like looks like she saw a ghost, face turns white, and then she gets mad at me, and she just like oh no, and I'm like, no, fucking she's jealous at this point. She said she went to high school with that girl.

Speaker 4 1:12:00

Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 1:12:01

And then that girl started. That girl started a rumor that she had an SGD in high school and that it stuck. Oh, I'm like, what the fuck? So then I go look, Hamilton, Ohio, Bonnie Rotten. Oh my god. What year did they graduate? She or what year was she born? Same as my ex.

Speaker 2 1:12:18

Wait, so Bonnie Rotten is with Jesse James. I don't know if they are still that's her baby dad. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:12:25

Oh, interesting. That's a pair.

Speaker 5 1:12:27

You have to go, do me a favor and go watch one of her videos.

Speaker 4 1:12:31

She's beautiful. And actually, I get why you like her because she looks like her a little bit. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:12:35

Yeah, yeah. She kind of looks like my old boss that was a flavor bunny.

Speaker 5 1:12:39

She's the reason I want my little spider web tattoos on my name.

Speaker 1 1:12:42

So no, yeah. So then I go ask my buddy Kyle from the gym. I lived in Hamilton at this point in time. Not even joking. And I go ask my buddy Kyle, and he's like, Yeah, she would, you know, we'd be at the bar on a Friday, Saturday night, and it would be two o'clock, and she'd be like, Hey, does everybody want to come home and fuck me? And she'd take the whole bar home and fuck them and shit.

Speaker 4 1:13:02

Okay, and listen, we need a porn star on here. We do. Yeah. We're gonna get a couple.

Speaker 2 1:13:07

Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 1:13:08

But like that Bonnie Blue, what'd she have? I mean Bonnie Bottom.

Speaker 2 1:13:11

Bonnie Rotten. Rotten.

Speaker 4 1:13:13

Rotten. Bonnie Rotten. But Bonnie Blue had like a thousand guys not that long ago or something. I'm like, how do you do that?

Speaker 2 1:13:19

Bonnie Blue, wait.

Speaker 4 1:13:20

Yeah, it's her. Yeah, it's a different woman.

Speaker 2 1:13:23

There was two of them that just did a thousand.

Speaker 4 1:13:25

Oh, they did?

Speaker 2 1:13:25

Right.

Speaker 1 1:13:26

It was 500 back in my day. Remember the Houston cards.

Speaker 2 1:13:30

Yes.

Speaker 1 1:13:31

Holy shit.

Speaker 2 1:13:31

I forget her name though.

Speaker 5 1:13:32

For what though? Like, what's the point?

Speaker 2 1:13:34

Well, they were trying to break a record. A thousand guys in a day or something like that?

Speaker 4 1:13:38

24 hours. Yeah. Yeah. So they would literally like go get one stroke, move on, move on. Can you imagine how fucking sore your phone is? Just once. I can't.

Speaker 2 1:13:45

I can't even like after three or four times in one day. I'm like, my vagina lips are swollen. Like I need to get off my feet. It's like, it's like, I swear. Like when I set my period and it's like day two.

Speaker 1 1:13:57

They all wear condoms. Yes. Oh my god. Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:14:01

Oh, I'd be calling my Asian doctor, like, hello, I need this men.

Speaker 5 1:14:05

You literally get one stroke, that's it. Like that's gonna get LaTeX poison.

Speaker 4 1:14:09

That's what I was gonna think, right? Like there's just no fucking way.

Speaker 2 1:14:13

Like, but does that doesn't really count? One stroke. One stroke.

Speaker 4 1:14:16

Oh, that's it.

Speaker 2 1:14:17

That's what it was almost just like.

Speaker 5 1:14:19

I don't care. They need to finish. A thousand times, that's a thousand strokes. Yeah, but I'm gonna finish in two hours. You think a thousand?

Speaker 2 1:14:25

Well, first of all, I don't know, but you guys and the amount of sex you've had, what you said 80 sometimes just this year. Oh yeah. Wait a minute.

Speaker 5 1:14:32

You've inspired me. That was a memory from a few years ago. Okay. No, that's not this year. In January. That was about a month. I started keeping track because I was like, we have sex a lot. Let me keep track of any. I'm gonna do that for seven times that month. I'm gonna start doing that.

Speaker 2 1:14:44

You've inspired me. Today's the first of the month. So like I'm gonna keep a little note that's like one plus whatever. Because normally I'll I'll track it in my period app, which like, okay, we had sex today. Okay. But it doesn't say like how many times or anything. I'm gonna I'm gonna track it.

Speaker 1 1:14:56

I think we tracked it for eight months and it averaged like 87 months or something.

Speaker 4 1:15:01

87 a month?

Speaker 1 1:15:02

Yeah.

Speaker 4 1:15:02

Yes. Which I think I could do personally. I'm just trying to set myself up for failing it. No, baby, you're not. You're listening you're just going through a lot of shit more months.

Speaker 1 1:15:11

We worked, we worked together. Right.

Speaker 4 1:15:13

And they were awesome.

Speaker 1 1:15:14

I mean, so our schedules were the same.

Speaker 5 1:15:15

Yeah, we had all the time that yeah.

Speaker 1 1:15:17

It was wake up. Wait, did you guys ever do it at work? Come home from work. No.

Speaker 4 1:15:20

We've done it in the car, haven't we? Wait, really? How could you not have slipped it in at a bathroom? Seriously. Because a lot of stuff. Dude, they already be watching the city. We're working, we're the underworks.

Speaker 5 1:15:30

Yeah, that's true. We do the orchids.

Speaker 1 1:15:32

We've taken all the tables. We're stalking everything.

Speaker 5 1:15:35

I can't wait till the next time because we do be doing hella public shit.

Speaker 4 1:15:38

Okay.

Speaker 5 1:15:39

Oh. Oh, yeah. Yes.

Speaker 1 1:15:41

I've even got, it's not that I hid one, but one that I don't think I've ever told her for that one. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait.

Speaker 4 1:15:48

Okay, Cat. Wait, give me your three semicolon.

Speaker 2 1:15:50

I think Jesse James and Eric Decker.

Speaker 4 1:15:52

Okay.

Speaker 2 1:15:52

Yeah, probably. That's cool.

Speaker 4 1:15:54

I'm honest to God, the best sex of my life right now is with my partner. He's saying. And it and it worries me because, like, okay, is he fucking ruined me for anybody else in the future? That's my issue. Plateaued. Oh, God. No, uh, no, I kind of I kind of feel like it. Like that motherfucker. Because he knows everything about the human body because of his yeah. So he knows everything about the human body. And it's amazing. It's fucking amazing.

Speaker 2 1:16:18

You're just gonna have to, you know, if anything were to ever happen, you're gonna have to go find some young guy that you can train.

Speaker 4 1:16:23

Yeah, I'm gonna have to, yeah. Well, well, stuff that we don't get there, but like writer's tip. Wait, my partner's he might be gay. Wait, my partner, he is so not gay. You fucking he is not gay.

Speaker 3 1:16:39

What's up, for that's sake.

Speaker 4 1:16:41

And I'm sorry, I'm just doing that to torture you. I'm not doing that because I'm attracted to him, but I do laugh. When we do our revenge show, I am not joking. I I told him to get this again last night. My partner, I'm like, just so you know, if you ever fucking piss me off, I've already done you. I'm gonna do your dad and your kid.

Speaker 2 1:16:58

Oh my god, I have so many funny like my gay best friend. I remember like when I was deep into the drama with my babe dad. I have this funny ass screenshot. I read all the time. He's like, You should fuck his dad or you should fuck his brother. And I'm like, Gross. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 1:17:13

I've seen him next level vengeance.

Speaker 4 1:17:15

Yeah, that is pretty epic, though. I ain't gonna lie. I would totally fuck his kid when he's 18. I will go on record saying 18 because at 12, oh my god. A little hockey boy? Yeah, and don't forget, he was the 10-year-old who asked me for fixing my boobs. Well, remember, I haven't told you this?

Speaker 2 1:17:32

I don't think so.

Speaker 4 1:17:33

Wait, I haven't brought this up to you. No. Oh my god. So, you know, I'm I'm close with his kids, obviously. He was 10 at the time, and he sent me this text message. It was like in the middle of the day or something, and he's like, Hey, I was gonna ask you this the next time you come over, but I can't wait anymore. He was shut the fuck up. This is what you're dealing with right now, by the way. He's like, I can't wait anymore. He's like, Will you send me a picture of your boobs with nothing on them? Shut up.

Speaker 1 1:18:02

Nothing on them.

Speaker 2 1:18:03

How does he even know that then?

Speaker 4 1:18:05

Well, very clearly at 10 they're watching porn. There's no fucking way. He's the one who told me about Bonnie Blue just last year. The 10-year-old? Well, he was 11 then, but yeah.

Speaker 1 1:18:14

He was 11 then.

Speaker 4 1:18:16

I mean, my kids got caught watching porn. This kid is super sexual, just like his dad.

Speaker 1 1:18:21

And he was the shit he was looking up, Caden.

Speaker 2 1:18:25

No, see, that's why I say my kid may be gay or could possibly like there's no way. I I'm on his shit.

Speaker 1 1:18:31

I see you keep it.

Speaker 2 1:18:33

Yeah, no, he doesn't you're not dumb. And he knows, like, I think he's probably just terrified of me because he's got friends that even say curse words and he like immediately mutes it, and I'm like, excuse me. Like, he looks to make sure I'm not around. I'm like, I heard that. Like, don't make me come in there. That is so or like kids will be mean and I'll come in there and be like, listen, motherfucker. Yeah, I'm gonna have a word with you and your mom.

Speaker 4 1:18:51

Yeah, don't we don't do that.

Speaker 2 1:18:53

You're mean, you're a bully. We're not doing that.

Speaker 4 1:18:54

Yep, that's the way my.

Speaker 2 1:18:56

Maybe he's just like a nice or he's been like mothered too hard. He's terrified to even look at boobies, but you need to have more kids.

Speaker 4 1:19:02

And I hope more. Wait, and I hope they're all boys because I want boys.

Speaker 2 1:19:06

I wanted like pay extra where you can pick the sex. I want a little girl.

Speaker 4 1:19:09

Boys are so much fun.

Speaker 2 1:19:10

I want like three boys.

Speaker 4 1:19:11

But like my oldest son was scared to death of me like yelling at some of his friends or being in a grocery store and somebody not doing their job. I mean, they would be horrified, right? But the younger two, they're like, fuck it, that's just who she is. Just wheel with her.

Speaker 2 1:19:25

That's that's mine same way. Like he gets spam. Like, I got him a cell phone because it was just cheaper to like get him. He doesn't need an iPhone 16, he's only 10. I get it, but it was cheap, it was like whatever. So I don't know why we're getting all these spam calls. And he'll get like text messages like, Oh, I'm a recruiter for this. So he's getting calls, and I was like, give it to me. And I was like, Listen, bitch. Like, and I went off. I was like, This is dinner time. You're gonna call and interrupt my dinner time, like my 10-year-old phone. I was going off. I was like, I will fucking hunt you down and your family, and I will fucking kill you.

Speaker 4 1:19:56

And he's just like, Ma, oh my god. They're horrified.

Speaker 2 1:20:00

Oh my god, he yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 1:20:02

Until they're until they're 30 and then they're fine.

Speaker 1 1:20:05

Yeah, after some therapy. He just knows.

Speaker 2 1:20:07

He jokes about it now, like, don't spam call my mom. Don't do it.

Speaker 4 1:20:10

Therapy, yeah. Okay, so where are we at? Okay, hold on. Okay, so those were our where we at, cat? Forgot to be. Okay, I just want to know.

Speaker 2 1:20:18

I know. What is the most important conversation to have before threesome? Like with both your partner and the third person, you think? Like, what type of advice?

Speaker 5 1:20:28

What so as far as that goes, well, with us, there's not really any conversation to be had, like with each other, because we already know. Obviously. So let's say you guys are not like a strong couple, like other people, set down like your rules and like what's okay, what's not okay.

Speaker 2 1:20:43

Like you, uh, you and your partner would say. Yes, exactly.

Speaker 5 1:20:45

And then when it comes to them, I always like we always like to make it make it be known to them that this isn't about us, this is about you. You know, like you're not coming into our relationship, we're coming into you. Yeah, literally, quite literally, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 1:20:58

But but do you have specific rules for him? Like she does.

Speaker 5 1:21:01

I mean, yes, but I wouldn't say like rules. It's like I said, like the group texting thing. Like, I want to be there at all times, you know. I just want to be included in everything.

Speaker 2 1:21:10

Do you disclose that to the third person before? Oh, yeah, I do. Okay, I do, yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 1:21:14

Like, hey, and like I said, and he's not stupid, he knows like why would I fuck this up? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 1:21:19

Obviously, it's Curtis. He's like universe.

Speaker 1 1:21:21

What's the point? Like, yeah, you mean I don't have to talk to him?

Speaker 4 1:21:24

Right, yeah. See, I think I I think that's why my partner likes it, that I just take care of everything. And he comes in, gets his fantasy, we leaves and leaves.

Speaker 5 1:21:33

Yeah, and that's the thing is like just in a world where nobody is loyal now, is why it makes it so difficult for people to actually enjoy and have an actual threesome. It's hard. Like, because I the amount of threesomes that I have had with couples and they have broke up immediately after is crazy. It is crazy, and it's like it's not a me problem because I've made that known to them. Like, I'm not interested in him at all, and I don't talk to him, never have talked to him outside of that. It's their it's they weren't ready, yeah, to bring that in.

Speaker 1 1:22:02

It's definitely not a fix. It's not, hey, our relationship's going poorly. Should we try a three exactly?

Speaker 2 1:22:07

That was another question is do you think they fix relationships?

Speaker 5 1:22:11

Absolutely not. They make him worse, you know what I mean? Because you have to be secure enough in your relationship and have zero trust issues for it to work.

Speaker 2 1:22:18

But and a lot of people are not that secure.

Speaker 1 1:22:21

It it doesn't matter, like you could be the most secure person, but it's just crazy nowadays how easy, like how accessible things are with like the the dating, even Snapchat, and like it's just what I say in this day and age, you know, talk to people who we've been married 40 years. That's the biggest achievement in this day and age on social media. You know what I mean? Literally. I my aunt right now is dating a guy she knew from high school 50 years later. You know, I say that to say it's everywhere. Yeah. And that nobody is. Well, it's it's our culture now. It just is.

Speaker 4 1:22:58

You know what? I just realized I didn't tell you guys my favorite threesome thing. I'll just position. Yeah. So my what was again, I think I have two. The first one was she was on me scissoring me, which I've never had that done before, and oh my god. See, I love that. I think I would love that. My god is all I have to say. Yeah. So she's scissoring me. She's reaching down, playing with my tits and my nipples, and he was videoing for a minute, but then I was sucking his cock. To me, that was why you were scissoring? Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:23:35

How does that work?

Speaker 4 1:23:36

Oh, she was scissoring me. I was laying flat on my back. So like the other girl wasn't talking about. She was on top of me, scissoring me, like rubbing her pussy against my pussy. And then he was at the edge of the bed.

Speaker 2 1:23:47

I thought scissorings like this. Were you guys like missionary? And she's like rubbing her.

Speaker 5 1:23:51

Like you can lay this way, kind of like this. She was like, Wait, mama marked that. She wasn't laying down. If you want to lay down, girl, I'll show you.

Speaker 4 1:23:58

She wasn't laying down, she was just writing me like she would run a cock.

Speaker 2 1:24:02

Okay. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Rubbing your pussy.

Speaker 4 1:24:04

Which I have to say is probably better than the real scissoring. Exactly.

Speaker 5 1:24:08

Okay, because this way is like so much work.

Speaker 1 1:24:11

Yeah, I feel like to me, bottom girl legs up like missionary. Yeah. And then other girl kind of legs closed, put grinding them together.

Speaker 4 1:24:22

Well, she had her legs between mine, like they were foreign, like this. So they still wear scissors. Where's the video?

Speaker 2 1:24:29

Yeah, wait, what? Yeah, yes. Like, can you just show me? Like, if I'm laying on my back, like I'm gonna get back to the back.

Speaker 5 1:24:36

We're confused. Like, we're confused.

Speaker 2 1:24:38

You're laying on your back, yes.

Speaker 4 1:24:39

What on top of you said? You're like your friend. Okay, you're like her friend, and she's on one leg over here, one leg over here.

Speaker 2 1:24:46

I see, like yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly.

Speaker 4 1:24:49

She was writing my pussy. Okay, okay, sorry, uh we might not have been on audio on that, but but it was it was a visual, it was a visual, yeah. So that one was good, and then the other one is where she was eating me out and using a dodo on me because oh my god, it was so ridiculously hot. And then to know that he was videoing us and still making he was still making eye contact with me.

Speaker 5 1:25:17

I'm like, motherfucker, that's hot. I love the I love the one. Okay, so here's one for me that's not really like threesome like, but like he's sitting videoing and just playing and watching us, and then I'm looking at him, looking at us, stroking his cock is so hot.

Speaker 2 1:25:33

So hot. It is. I think I need to hook up with a woman by myself first. Like my partner, not even there. Yeah, I just need to get that experience. Never comfortable.

Speaker 4 1:25:41

That's crazy. And I had never I had never done it before at 378.

Speaker 2 1:25:44

I fantasized it at all. Right. I literally, I remember like literally when I was younger thinking I was a lesbian because I'm like, why do I like why do I only like lesbian porn? Why do I think of like yeah? Well, because that's totally normal.

Speaker 1 1:25:54

Everyone does. What I always say, like the female, let's look at the male body, let's look at the female body. That's what I'm saying. One is meant to be, one is art. Like we and uh what I always say, we design supercars, the shape of women's bodies. That's true. What does that tell you about a woman's body? You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 1:26:13

Yeah, that is so true. Okay, well, I'm sorry, you guys are gonna get the full-blown sea in my pussy. That's okay. Yes, at any rate, okay. So that was my my favorite too. But her on top of me, like she was it was like she was riding a cock, and I'm not joking. I squirted every way.

Speaker 2 1:26:31

I think that's so hot because I think even like with a man, I don't need the insertion. It's it's all about like just like the rubbing and the like are you clear.

Speaker 3 1:26:39

So you're very critical. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 1:26:42

I'm done with it.

Speaker 4 1:26:42

I'm like, just fucking put it anywhere.

Speaker 2 1:26:44

Yeah, no, it'll definitely work like insertion after a while, but like I have to come first by just stimulating it.

Speaker 5 1:26:50

I want to fuck you just you can squirt on me.

Speaker 2 1:26:52

Okay, she's I've never had anybody squirt on me before.

Speaker 4 1:26:55

Wait, did I send you guys the squirt pictures? No, yes, you did, yeah. I did. Okay.

Speaker 1 1:26:59

Oh, yeah. Okay. I've heard about it.

Speaker 2 1:27:01

She's a super soaker.

Speaker 5 1:27:02

I I know, and I've never had anybody squirt on me, nothing, and I'm so jealous of that. Only with this only with my partner, though, and then the nurse for that's a comfort thing, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 1:27:12

Yeah.

Speaker 4 1:27:13

When the nurse made you squirt because, like, when she was going down and well, that's well, I didn't I don't think I squirted in that one, but I was definitely orgasming. But when she was, I call it scissoring, but it's really not, she was grinding me. But she was doing it so slow, it was almost like a stripper move. And it was just her quit, it was literally right on my quit, and my quit was rock fucking hard. So she was just grinding away. And all I remember my partner saying was, Oh my god, that's so fucking sexy. And to know that it turned him on like that, I love that. That was the huge thing.

Speaker 1 1:27:48

I was gonna say for you, I you have your guy there, yeah.

Speaker 4 1:27:52

At least just let him watch.

Speaker 1 1:27:55

I think I don't, I'm not saying like he has to supervise or anything like that, but I honestly think you. Would probably enjoy it.

Speaker 4 1:28:01

Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:28:01

Oh, knowing that it's turning him off.

Speaker 1 1:28:04

You definitely need to do it. Okay. Let him touch. Oh, not because of insecurity, because, like, no, yeah. This time you're fucking watching. You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 1:28:12

Okay. Yeah, no, it's an experience. You have to have it. Okay. Yeah. Whether it be just once or whatever you have to experience.

Speaker 1 1:28:18

It's funny because this one will probably possibly come up in the other one, too. But in the scissoring and even that weird position. Last time we went to the strip club in Indianapolis.

Speaker 5 1:28:28

Oh, bruh. This motherfucking bitch.

Speaker 1 1:28:31

Indianapolis. Like the dude. To me, the stripper I would have picked out of them all. Honestly, she kind of looks like Bonnie Rotten, but prettier.

Speaker 4 1:28:39

She was like dark-haired girls, Curtis. Okay, keep going.

Speaker 1 1:28:44

She came over to us. We bought a bottle. Our friends bought a bottle. So already they were seeing money, I'm sure. Yeah. She ended up staying with us though for probably two or three hours. And then at the end, we went and had a dance with her. And then Candy whispered in my ear, her fingers are in my pussy.

Speaker 2 1:29:03

And I'm like, during the dance, she was fingertained.

Speaker 1 1:29:06

Well, and then she was they she had pulled her pussy out and pulled her pussy out. And she was so she was sitting like this, and they the stripper had her pussy grinding on her while I was sitting next to them, and she had her hands here on my leg, kind of like she was in doggy style on her pussy. And I'm just right here playing with her titties and shit. And this was all at the fucking.

Speaker 2 1:29:30

So you were fingering her and she's fingering you.

Speaker 1 1:29:32

No, she was just stripper was just fingering her. Yeah, that's so fucking hard. Yeah, she was gross.

Speaker 5 1:29:38

She was grinding on me and shit. You said she's gonna be able to do it. She's been grinding like I was drunk at this point, and I don't drink, but she was like, Wait, did you say she was gross?

Speaker 3 1:29:45

No.

Speaker 2 1:29:45

Oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 1:29:46

No, she's just drunk, drunk. Oh I was like, wait, yeah, I don't. So I was just like, I was just sitting there, like I was rubbing on her and touching on her, and she was fucking. I had my little fingers. I don't want to like touch with my nails.

Speaker 1 1:29:59

She had said that she had never done it. She said, Well, there goes if I'm bisexual or not.

Speaker 4 1:30:03

Oh my god, that is hilarious. It was amazing. Oh my goodness. Okay, you guys. I don't need again.

Speaker 2 1:30:11

I was just gonna say, like, what is the biggest myth about threesomes that you've seen busted in real life?

Speaker 4 1:30:17

Great question. Okay. Myth.

Speaker 1 1:30:20

Biggest myth.

Speaker 4 1:30:21

I mean, I mean, the plumber never really comes to your house to Danger.

Speaker 1 1:30:26

Most of what you see in a porn threesome scene isn't how any of it goes, I'd say.

Speaker 4 1:30:34

I listen, I agree with that because you have to be so comfortable. For me, I have to be so comfortable with that third person that there's a trust level there. That but because those they just act like, oh, it's just anything.

Speaker 1 1:30:46

And it's not almost always like those people always know each other. It goes in for two pumps and they take it out and put it in the other girl's mouth.

Speaker 5 1:30:52

And I'm just like, Yeah, take it out, suck it, take it out, suck it. And that's so annoying.

Speaker 1 1:30:56

That's like so annoying and stop and go traffic.

Speaker 4 1:31:00

Yeah. That yeah. I never get that either. It's like you know what I never get in porn. Why do girls stop like every two or three strokes on a cock when they're given a blowjob? Seriously. I'm like, you either.

Speaker 2 1:31:14

Yeah. It starts over.

Speaker 4 1:31:16

Yeah, no, that's horrible. And and I think maybe just for porn, that's acceptable, but it is definitely not acceptable.

Speaker 1 1:31:23

So many times getting my dick sucked, similar, like if it's bad, like I'll just stop you and we'll just fuck.

Speaker 2 1:31:31

What constitute as bad though?

Speaker 4 1:31:33

Yeah, why don't you hear what a bad blowjob is?

Speaker 1 1:31:36

You if they're if they don't know what they're doing, if they're not doing it because they enjoy it, is pretty obvious. The dryness.

Speaker 4 1:31:44

Sending you to my blowjob videos. Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 1:31:47

If they're just moving their lips up and down on it, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 1:31:50

Well, because you have to suck it hard. Yeah. Like you do. You need the tongue too, though.

Speaker 1 1:31:55

That's another one that nobody thinks about. Like when I'm jacking off, I'm squeezing pretty fucking hard. So you planting your lips and moving up and down is pretty not noticeable. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:32:09

My partner likes when I like take one hand and like squeeze almost like under and above the balls, kind of. Sure.

Speaker 4 1:32:15

But that's why I'm sucking the guys that love ball play, but like my guy doesn't love ball playing. He doesn't like you touching.

Speaker 2 1:32:20

What about like licking underneath the balls between like the balls and the guests penis?

Speaker 4 1:32:24

Absolutely not really okay with him.

Speaker 2 1:32:25

He doesn't like that.

Speaker 4 1:32:26

No, not even no butthole licking. No, my god, no.

Speaker 2 1:32:29

Not even like to the butthole, but like before, like the goocher.

Speaker 1 1:32:33

That's that's something that's wild.

Speaker 2 1:32:36

He does he doesn't even like his balls.

Speaker 1 1:32:38

Something he has in his head or a trauma related in either way. Something he has in his head.

Speaker 5 1:32:43

I wish that fucking guy's butt wasn't such a fucking uh taboo.

Speaker 1 1:32:47

Yeah, well, and that's I mean, it's so amazing.

Speaker 2 1:32:50

It's you know, like the whole prostate milking thing. I know we had touched this before. It's like I'm sure that is scary, having a finger or something going your asshole as a man, but like once you do it, like don't knock it till you try it, right?

Speaker 1 1:33:01

It's that there's I can look at it multiple ways. One, you're just overly not like your male, overly male egotistical. What's the word I'm looking for here? Your masculine beliefs are too strong, or it's an insecurity where you don't want to. Am I gay? Oh my god, it doesn't make you gay. Just prostate no.

Speaker 5 1:33:22

But the thing is, is y'all hound us into letting you put something in our ass, but you're not gonna give, you know. Yeah, don't dish out shit you can't take. That's how I exactly.

Speaker 1 1:33:30

That's what I that's what I say.

Speaker 5 1:33:32

You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 1:33:33

Yeah, and he's big into anal sex too, like on me, right? I mean, well, like not all the time. It's been a long time. Well, no, yeah. We did it last night, but only because I asked anal and you're like sitting here fine today. Yeah, literally, I'm not joking. I I've got the dildos in there soaking in Dawn and peroxide because I'm scared to death. I want them clean, right? So he had a dildo on my ass. He had a dildo, or no, he was fucking my pussy. And then, motherfucker, I've never done this before. He put a big dildo down in front of me, like stuck on the because we were looking at a mirror in my sex room. And and so I the one way over there, over there, and when you first walk in the door, we'll go in there and visit. I'll see you. Yeah, yeah. You can still see the mark on the mirror. We'll see if I can smell it still. He wanted he wanted me to suck on the cock while he was fucking my ass, and then he put a dildo in my pussy. That'd be a good idea.

Speaker 1 1:34:24

But yeah, all the holes.

Speaker 4 1:34:25

That's hot.

Speaker 5 1:34:26

You're okay.

Speaker 4 1:34:27

What?

Speaker 5 1:34:27

That'd be a good idea for video.

Speaker 4 1:34:28

Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, it is the hottest.

Speaker 2 1:34:31

So you weren't kidding, you were airtight.

Speaker 4 1:34:32

I was totally airtight. And I will tell you this, I I had I was squirted everywhere, like it was like everywhere. And he had his socks on. I'm like, are your socks wet? I love it. Well, I'm sorry, his footies. You know, I don't think neither either one of us were expecting that. We were just having a so, but when we before I started, I'm like, I'm gonna want you to finish in my ass. And he's like, Okay, because it had been a while. Yeah, you know, let's just make sure this still works. And it did. I love that. Me too. Okay, Kat, get us back on track.

Speaker 2 1:35:02

I I mean, I feel like there's so many. We've gone all over the place. We have gone through this could all easily be like a two-piecer, but like, what's the best way to make sure everybody feels equally included and pleasured?

Speaker 5 1:35:16

I can go both ways, multiple ways on that, because I know you two said the eye contact, you know, on you thing, but at the same time, like coming from somebody who's been a unicorn and has been like the couple, eye contact genuinely needs to go to all three with all three people.

Speaker 2 1:35:33

But because you did mention earlier that you had felt uncomfortable at one point.

Speaker 5 1:35:37

And that's why Curtis and you're giving too much eye contact to her, and I was feeling some type of way.

Speaker 2 1:35:42

So you stopped mid-threesome.

Speaker 5 1:35:44

I didn't, I didn't stop, but like you kind of pissed me off. Yeah, but oh no. See what I mean? And that's the thing, it's like I told him how I felt about it, and he's been very good since then. But like, it's also at the same time, I don't want her to feel like we're here for your pussy because that's not it. You know what I mean? So I think eye contact needs to go all the way around to all three people, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 1:36:04

Well, and I think her and like the one girl that I really liked having a threesome with, um, her and I had a lot of eye contact. I think that was fine. Yeah, but I just don't think the two of them did because he was so that we all everybody has their shit together.

Speaker 1 1:36:19

She didn't care.

Speaker 4 1:36:20

She was high, she didn't care.

Speaker 1 1:36:22

She didn't care even if she wasn't. Well, and that's what she seems like a very secure woman or something.

Speaker 5 1:36:26

What was the question again? Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:36:28

Like, how do you make sure that everybody feels included?

Speaker 5 1:36:31

Oh, yeah. That the eye contact thing, making sure we're all like touching on each other. You know what I mean? Like during a threesome, like you get a lot of these two people are doing something, but like, while he's fucking me and she's or no, wait, I'm fucking her, he she's sucking his dick, but like he's only touching on her or whatever. Like, you have to make sure you're even right, include everybody because the touchy-filly thing is important as much as the eye contact is, like, in my opinion.

Speaker 4 1:37:01

Well, and I mean when you love someone, it's different. I absolutely think that that's important. Yeah, like I had I've had two that were not with people that I loved or cared about. The one was horrible. Oh my god. He it was a friend of mine, but he was like a Navy SEAL, and he wanted a threesome, so she's like, Hey, can we do this? And I'm like, he's pretty fucking hot. So yes. Plus, she's the honest to God, probably the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life, too.

Speaker 2 1:37:31

The one that you have the threesome with?

Speaker 4 1:37:33

Yeah, but it turned out really bad because while they both are gorgeous to look at and all that, they had their own relationship, right?

Speaker 2 1:37:40

You wait, this was not your current partner.

Speaker 4 1:37:42

No, okay, it was before him. And but he all he wanted to do was like, fuck me. And he was leaving her out. And here's the thing I love her, not you, motherfucker. Exactly. And at that point, at that point, I was just pissed. And I'm like, I just kind of ended it and left. Yeah. I just told her, I'm like, I don't like the way he's making you feel. Exactly. And it was yeah, it was a bad situation for me. Yeah. So yeah, so that one, that one went okay.

Speaker 5 1:38:09

You just gotta just include everybody, you know what I mean? Like, and I know there's gonna be like you're gonna have your few little minutes of this is intense, and like, I've never had this before. Yeah, like I get that part, but like for the two hours of the time, there has to be like a mutual switching of eye contact and touching and doing just everybody needs a feel. We always take and with us too, we always take a break. Yeah, smoke and one. A union break.

Speaker 4 1:38:35

It's our union break. Oh my god. You get into the dry bed. Yeah, exactly. And then we then we play a hotel, by the way. We talk, we laugh, we smoke.

Speaker 2 1:38:44

How do you guys handle the whole aftermath, the aftercare? Like, well, I mean, we only stay the night at the hotel with the girls.

Speaker 5 1:38:51

Oh, you did? Oh, yeah, we always do.

Speaker 4 1:38:54

I guess the difference between like me and my partner and you guys is that we don't live together, right? I mean, we're together a lot, but we don't work together.

Speaker 1 1:39:01

Well, and so like honestly, for us, it's like have you have you seen you know the studies on eating mushrooms and how for months you have these like psychological benefits? For us, it's better, like afterwards, our sex is like reinvigorated for a week or so. You know what I mean? I feel like it would be like the threesomes. I want to do a show on the other. Or even even just going to the the sex club, like our sex is better after for you know a couple days.

Speaker 5 1:39:28

Yeah, not like our sex is bad, our sex is always good, but like it's just it feels different.

Speaker 1 1:39:33

I think that you can I could see that.

Speaker 4 1:39:35

Yeah, I want to do a show on sex and drugs.

Speaker 2 1:39:38

Yeah, everything.

Speaker 4 1:39:39

Yeah, I want to I want to know it all because there's so many that.

Speaker 2 1:39:41

Well, let's give you some drugs and stuff to try out and like come back and report.

Speaker 4 1:39:44

Yeah, okay. Yes, because I've there's so I mean I've never done a lot of drugs, so that's even just like thank you guys for joining us again. Many as you do so often, and I obviously the two of us love you so much. I love it. Thank you for having us, and thank you, Kat, for always being so fucking funny and sassy. Oh, thanks.

Speaker 2 1:40:04

And happy birthday. And happy birthday to your favorite dog.

Speaker 4 1:41:56

Thank you for listening. Bye.